Right, i've just had a fap and i noticed after i had little red spots on the tip of my penis head, now i can feel it.
I know this is not a doctors or GUM clinc but i'd like some help here scince i am very shy in real life.
Though it could just be that the head of the penis is hitting the duvet and causeing skin irritation.
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Probably cancer.
Edit: Or maybe eggs from some sort of bug inside your penis. You will probably give birth to a million spiders soon.
Don't worry, they are May Beetles.
-> [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer[/url]
[QUOTE=Keith!!;22163773]Right, i've just had a fap and i noticed after i had little red spots on the tip of my penis head, now i can feel it.
I know this is not a doctors or GUM clinc but i'd like some help here scince i am[B] very shy in real life.[/B][/QUOTE]
Get your dick checked you fucking madman.
:iiam:
[QUOTE=GranaMan;22163784]Probably cancer.[/QUOTE]
yes, and he will be
dead
You've fapped too much, maboy. Get help. :unsmith:
See a Doctor!
Sounds like AIDS man.
How many people has your hand been with?
[QUOTE=bravehat;22163986]Sounds like AIDS man.
How many people has your hand been with?[/QUOTE]
Eveyone, she's cheating on me!
[QUOTE=Halahazam;22163816]Don't worry, they are May Beetles.
-> [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wikipedia]There have been five Royal Navy ships named HMS Cockchafer.[/QUOTE] :downs:
Use some slick liquid when you fap or it hurts. Like saliva or something. Then you don't probably get problems like that.
Stop using hydrogen peroxide as a lubricant, man, seriously.
Yeah, i've just looked at it and it looks like a rash, so it's probably due to not using lube and the head hitting the duvet when i fap.
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Just snip it off and it grows back.
I'm on my 4th dick
[QUOTE=SmashedUpTV;22164201]Just snip it off and it grows back.
I'm on my 4th dick[/QUOTE]
You made me giggle.
Popped microvessels perhaps. Happens from rough sex (perhaps with your hand).
Source: My pharmacist.
[QUOTE=Keith!!;22164151]Yeah, i've just looked at it and it looks like a rash, so it's probably due to not using lube and the head hitting the duvet when i fap.[/QUOTE]
Should've told us you were circumsised in the OP.
[QUOTE=FPChris;22164693]Should've told us you were circumsised in the OP.[/QUOTE]
i agree
we aren't all knowing beings
I laugh when I see how many people are viewing this at once, put peins in the title and everyone clicks.
You have Penis Acne
Proactive is what you need.
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