[U]No seriousness Janes & Joes, you knows how to write a poems? In this Anything ghoes :downs: [/U]
Garry was once my God :nws: , his lua ruled my life and so did his mod , sleepless nights and endless css fights . spawning bots and for Alyx you know we got the hots. So immature LoL- (WE were only kids!)
No space left for me to be free, imprisoned in my own mind, stuck in doors out of a fallacy of a reality , although I feel it calling me- 9 to 5 magazines and stacking shelves , delusional and sleep deprived, I awake! Dreaming i was taking a crap, i awoke realizing that I was just nodding off.. now time for a fap?..... (NO muuust resist temptation...)... now back to the desktop project of devising a map to get me back to my mind safely, enough of this wasted time, it is time for some sleep. As i start counting sheep Maybe here i can find me my tasty retreat, in to a vivid world of lucid excursion , now I must be sensible as i am in a fragile state of mental perversion, and must be careful not to offend as that is what i intend, but we all know temptation can be a b*tch.
Goodnight, with love and light.
Chai
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes no sense
Microwave.
Facepunch is a place.
It is a weird weird weird place.
Why am I here?
I walk the only lonely road
the one with a walking toad
the only one I never need
there is a snake I got to feed
I look to the Moon and soon
I'm tending pansies on the dunes
tending poppies in the gloom
Grey is so-so, so you say
but I'll have it either way
this is how I waste my time away
Here is peace and never sorrow
why should I worry about tomorrow
when I have my gardens at Fra Mauro?
My name is not really Sasha
What the fuck rhymes with Sasha
I'll never know
So I'll just go
I don't know how to end this.
Hey look, a balloon
It is a red balloon
It'll probably pop, that balloon
Fuck you, Steve, you buffoon
I can rhyme balloon with balloon
Fucker
In addition, here's a lovely rhymetacular spin-off of the popular Seuss story "The Grinch" by A_Merman_Pop on reddit:
[quote]Hooray! cried the Grinch as he smiled with glee
Those Whos will all ooze with their own poop and pee
Let's see them all celebrate Christmas this year
When they're covered with digested Who-Hash and beer
And the Grinch found a rock and he found a large vent
In the back of the Who-Christmas-Handy-John-tent
Then the Grinch dropped the rock in that festering pit
Filled with condoms and urine and mounds of old shit
All the Whos down in Whoville were stunned when it hit
Engulfed by a maelstrom of poo-grime and poo-grit
And all over town there was shit shit shit shit
There's something, mused the Grinch, that they won't like one bit
As they gasped and they groaned and they struggled for breath
That old Grinch danced a jig like he was hopped up on meth
Then suddenly he felt a small tap on his shoe
From little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two
"Why Mr Grinch?" she cried in alarm
As an extra-ripe piece of poo dripped down her arm
"Why do you wish the Who-Christmas such harm?"
At this the Grinch seemed to pause as he played with a chunk
Of Who-poo stuck onto the Christmas tree's trunk
Then he turned to the Whos with the poise of a monk
And said "The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: Stink, Stank, Stunk!"[/quote]
Rules
? Poems have proper punc
uation and spacing
I disagree. Because. Whoever. Writes. Them. Can. Do. Whatever. They. Want!
This is not a question?
It is actually a really poorly written run on sentence where everything is dumb and did you clean up today and remember to read your homework forget the commas and periods this is the true way
Wrote this when I was 15/16(?)
[quote]Her picture brought a funny feeling to my stomach.
I didn't dare press the like button.
Knowing my skill with women, it would end in a heartache.
Her eyes as blue as the facebook bar on the top of the page.
Knowing she doesn't know I exist, it made me rage.
Although I still have hope, as her mother is in my friendlist.
I know her well, and maybe to my rage can she put a twist.
Maybe I'll meet her in real life, and see if she makes my jaw drop.
Or maybe the pretty facebook girl, just uses photoshop.[/quote]
Part 2:
[quote]My stoumache turned to butterflies.
She accepted my friend reqeust.
It's funny how time flies.
She is the best.
A few months ago I first saw her, I fell in love.
Now I'm talking to her, free as a dove.
She doesn't mind meeting through facebook.
Of that, I like the look.
Maybe with her I'll finally be happy.
Like a toddler doing his nappy.
When I take my nappy I'll dream of her.
Dreaming of the couple, we never were.[/quote]
(holy jesus that was cringeworthy)
Was waiting for the part where it turned out she was a 40 year old fat guy.
the plain in rain stays mainly on the spain
[QUOTE=matt000024;47146713]Was waiting for the part where it turned out she was a 40 year old fat guy.[/QUOTE]
Just in case you wanted to know, in my late 16's I met her IRL and had a great time, next day she messaged me saying 'It was fun but I don't feel the need/have the time to talk to you. Bye'
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Poems are hard,
And I am too
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.
[sp]vogon poetry[/sp]
roses are red
violets are blue
unregistered hypercam 2
Pizza is yellow
Weed is green
Everything's mellow
So lets smoke and dream
grape and jellybean
go on rad adventures with
melons and fresh buns
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67144542/Drawings/2015/78_Feb15_GrapeJellybeanAndMelons.png[/img]
[QUOTE]Reagan:
Oliver North
Arms for hostages
Profitable prisons
Reaganomics[/QUOTE]
Wrote this for school when I was tired and was listening to the song Reagan by Killer Mike. I had to do a "found words" poem so I just took the lyrics, picked out some lines, and put this together.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;47146948]grape and jellybean
go on rad adventures with
melons and fresh buns
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67144542/Drawings/2015/78_Feb15_GrapeJellybeanAndMelons.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Gastric, I made this haiku just for you:
butts butts butts butts butts
butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
butts butts butts butts butts
The facepunch community
Is a star in its own right
Its users are strange
And only come out at night
i TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
iN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
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