• The Nonsense Poem Thread
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[U]No seriousness Janes & Joes, you knows how to write a poems? In this Anything ghoes :downs: [/U] Garry was once my God :nws: , his lua ruled my life and so did his mod , sleepless nights and endless css fights . spawning bots and for Alyx you know we got the hots. So immature LoL- (WE were only kids!) No space left for me to be free, imprisoned in my own mind, stuck in doors out of a fallacy of a reality , although I feel it calling me- 9 to 5 magazines and stacking shelves , delusional and sleep deprived, I awake! Dreaming i was taking a crap, i awoke realizing that I was just nodding off.. now time for a fap?..... (NO muuust resist temptation...)... now back to the desktop project of devising a map to get me back to my mind safely, enough of this wasted time, it is time for some sleep. As i start counting sheep Maybe here i can find me my tasty retreat, in to a vivid world of lucid excursion , now I must be sensible as i am in a fragile state of mental perversion, and must be careful not to offend as that is what i intend, but we all know temptation can be a b*tch. Goodnight, with love and light. Chai
Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense Microwave.
Facepunch is a place. It is a weird weird weird place. Why am I here?
I walk the only lonely road the one with a walking toad the only one I never need there is a snake I got to feed
I look to the Moon and soon I'm tending pansies on the dunes tending poppies in the gloom Grey is so-so, so you say but I'll have it either way this is how I waste my time away Here is peace and never sorrow why should I worry about tomorrow when I have my gardens at Fra Mauro?
My name is not really Sasha What the fuck rhymes with Sasha I'll never know So I'll just go I don't know how to end this.
Hey look, a balloon It is a red balloon It'll probably pop, that balloon Fuck you, Steve, you buffoon I can rhyme balloon with balloon Fucker In addition, here's a lovely rhymetacular spin-off of the popular Seuss story "The Grinch" by A_Merman_Pop on reddit: [quote]Hooray! cried the Grinch as he smiled with glee Those Whos will all ooze with their own poop and pee Let's see them all celebrate Christmas this year When they're covered with digested Who-Hash and beer And the Grinch found a rock and he found a large vent In the back of the Who-Christmas-Handy-John-tent Then the Grinch dropped the rock in that festering pit Filled with condoms and urine and mounds of old shit All the Whos down in Whoville were stunned when it hit Engulfed by a maelstrom of poo-grime and poo-grit And all over town there was shit shit shit shit There's something, mused the Grinch, that they won't like one bit As they gasped and they groaned and they struggled for breath That old Grinch danced a jig like he was hopped up on meth Then suddenly he felt a small tap on his shoe From little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two "Why Mr Grinch?" she cried in alarm As an extra-ripe piece of poo dripped down her arm "Why do you wish the Who-Christmas such harm?" At this the Grinch seemed to pause as he played with a chunk Of Who-poo stuck onto the Christmas tree's trunk Then he turned to the Whos with the poise of a monk And said "The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: Stink, Stank, Stunk!"[/quote]
Rules ? Poems have proper punc uation and spacing I disagree. Because. Whoever. Writes. Them. Can. Do. Whatever. They. Want! This is not a question? It is actually a really poorly written run on sentence where everything is dumb and did you clean up today and remember to read your homework forget the commas and periods this is the true way
Wrote this when I was 15/16(?) [quote]Her picture brought a funny feeling to my stomach. I didn't dare press the like button. Knowing my skill with women, it would end in a heartache. Her eyes as blue as the facebook bar on the top of the page. Knowing she doesn't know I exist, it made me rage. Although I still have hope, as her mother is in my friendlist. I know her well, and maybe to my rage can she put a twist. Maybe I'll meet her in real life, and see if she makes my jaw drop. Or maybe the pretty facebook girl, just uses photoshop.[/quote] Part 2: [quote]My stoumache turned to butterflies. She accepted my friend reqeust. It's funny how time flies. She is the best. A few months ago I first saw her, I fell in love. Now I'm talking to her, free as a dove. She doesn't mind meeting through facebook. Of that, I like the look. Maybe with her I'll finally be happy. Like a toddler doing his nappy. When I take my nappy I'll dream of her. Dreaming of the couple, we never were.[/quote] (holy jesus that was cringeworthy)
Was waiting for the part where it turned out she was a 40 year old fat guy.
the plain in rain stays mainly on the spain
[QUOTE=matt000024;47146713]Was waiting for the part where it turned out she was a 40 year old fat guy.[/QUOTE] Just in case you wanted to know, in my late 16's I met her IRL and had a great time, next day she messaged me saying 'It was fun but I don't feel the need/have the time to talk to you. Bye'
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems are hard, And I am too
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't. [sp]vogon poetry[/sp]
roses are red violets are blue unregistered hypercam 2
Pizza is yellow Weed is green Everything's mellow So lets smoke and dream
grape and jellybean go on rad adventures with melons and fresh buns [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67144542/Drawings/2015/78_Feb15_GrapeJellybeanAndMelons.png[/img]
[QUOTE]Reagan: Oliver North Arms for hostages Profitable prisons Reaganomics[/QUOTE] Wrote this for school when I was tired and was listening to the song Reagan by Killer Mike. I had to do a "found words" poem so I just took the lyrics, picked out some lines, and put this together.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;47146948]grape and jellybean go on rad adventures with melons and fresh buns [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67144542/Drawings/2015/78_Feb15_GrapeJellybeanAndMelons.png[/img][/QUOTE] Gastric, I made this haiku just for you: butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
The facepunch community Is a star in its own right Its users are strange And only come out at night
i TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR iN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
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