• Zyzz is a fake (EVIDENCE INSIDE)
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Alright, so on this forum there is a user by the name of Zyzz. He proclaims he is an 'alpha male', and compares his genetics to Usain Bolt. The Zyzz on FP is not the real one (although the real one is also full of himself, having quotes such as "fuck i'm sexy...fucking fuck" :downs:. The real Zyzz is also a steroid user (thought to be) since in 2 years he got an amazing physique and now trolls people for a living. But the FP Zyzz is not the real Zyzz: He is a troll of a troll. Here is proof: He said his brother wrote 'facepunch' on his chest, even though earlier, on Zyzz's facebook (the one I went to check out to see if it was a troll or Zyzz really was on fp), the other picture (without fp on the chest) was posted. Coincidence? NOPE. [IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/33p5uyw.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/favv52.jpg[/IMG] So, I made this thread because countless facepunchers believe what Zyzz says, and take it to heart. He posts in POY, and makes threads on how to get girls, when really, he is just a big big troll. Honestly, I would rather take advice from some sweaty nerds about getting girls then sweaty nerds who are stalking and pretending to be a scantily clad roid head. Just watching out for you guys :3: Oh and, according to scientifically calculated evidence, here is a picture of the guy behind the Zyzz trolling of FP (probably): [IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/jqrrbr.jpg[/IMG] And here's a girl to cancel out the half naked dude [IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/14ifnu8.jpg[/IMG]
Who the fuck is Zyzz and why do we care about him?
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;23782394]Who the fuck is Zyzz and why do we care?[/QUOTE] He's a guy trolling FP pretending to be someone else, making advice threads and such that people believe, which I felt was unfair to some people who don't really know what's going on.
If you believed the writing in the second picture for even one second you deserve to be kicked in the nuts Seriously it looks like someone added that in MS paint
Should have posted it in Love Advice where he tends to hang out. But yeah, I think everyone kinda guessed he was a troll.
You don't need roids to get a good body in 2 years
[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23782424]If you believed the writing in the second picture for even one second you deserve to be kicked in the nuts Seriously it looks like someone added that in MS paint[/QUOTE] A bunch of people fell for it and and now go by his 'advice' on how to get big and get girls.
Lol, time for enlightenment. On the 4chan fitness board, some skinny ass faggot posted saying he would get buff, and he did. For a time people worshiped him, until he took steroids, people made him super mad and he eventually left, the odds that he's posting on facepunch or the internet on general is pretty slim.
Was there any doubt it was only a troll?
[QUOTE=O'10er;23782444]You don't need roids to get a good body in 2 years[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/107pcah.jpg[/IMG]
You'd have to be dumb to actually think that 'facepunch' was written on, especially by his brother. As I stated in the previous thread; the troll stole the pictures from this body building forum. The guy was banned because he admitted taking roids.
I didn't notice the photoshop because I was too busy scrolling past the images. :v: Didn't seem like anyone believed his crappy "advice" anyway.
:wtc:
Watch as he either doesn't post in here at all because he's fucking embarrassed that you found out, or come in here going "yeah, I'm such a master troll :smug:"
It was still worthy of a parody thread :arghfist::saddowns:
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;23782461][IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/107pcah.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Yeah, thanks for yanking the picture I posted.
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;23782360] [IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/14ifnu8.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] She's pretty hot.
Its all good though. The chick cancelled it out. Goddamit, broke mah automerge.
you're you're kidding right
[QUOTE=mr apple;23782623]Yeah, thanks for yanking the picture I posted.[/QUOTE] Hey it was a good picture it summed things up pretty good. Credit to mr apple for the roid pic. [editline]06:14PM[/editline] [QUOTE=starpluck;23782640]She's pretty hot.[/QUOTE] Yep, unfortunately I don't have a source
You mean... Someone claiming to be a bodybuilder who gets hot chicks all the time... is a [b][i][u]FAKE?!?![/u][/i][/b] My entire existence is shattering around me.
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;23782461][IMG_thumb]http://i29.tinypic.com/107pcah.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] Would rather have the one on the left.
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;23782678] Yep, unfortunately I don't have a source[/QUOTE] Damn.
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;23782461][IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/107pcah.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Should say from gay to gay :v:
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;23782461][IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/107pcah.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] To be honest that is some amazing job for 2 years. No homo.
I think the US army should nuke something. Would solve this whole problem.
[QUOTE=LiLBliNg;23782731]To be honest that is some amazing job for 2 years. No homo.[/QUOTE] But it's most likely with roids. Someone already said he got kicked off a forum for claiming to use roids.
[QUOTE=LiLBliNg;23782731]To be honest that is some amazing job for 2 years. No homo.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately a small dick and muscle spasms come from roids.
Actually what this means is that MaverickIB made a [b]COLOSSAL[/b] ass of himself in that thread because he was being [i]serious[/i]. He [i]actually[/i] believes in what he said.
It was roids, lol.
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