• Friend passed out on my bed
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Well, i was having my friend over for the night, we played some Farcry 2, Fallout 3, Fifa 10, usual stuff. Until i was on my laptop and he was on my bed watching some TV, he claimed he already saw the episode of "Myth Busters" we were watching so he turned off the TV, only to pass out upside down and diagonally on my bed, preventing me from sleeping on it. Now, i am on my laptop with no where to sleep... What do i do? He also was half awake half asleep and said random fucking shit like "DNTDURESRCH" and stuff... Help me Facepunch, you're my only hope !
Butt fuck them
Grape him.
it involves your penis and his anus
ask a forum full of nerdes
Male/Female? In any case, Butt fuck.
Sleep on the floor, bitch. He already claimed your throne.
Suck him. Now's your chance.
[QUOTE=Mysterious;24455130]Suck him. Now's your chance.[/QUOTE] Oh look it's a cacodemon :buddy:
[QUOTE=mobrockers;24455126]Male/Female? In any case, Butt fuck.[/QUOTE] Male, and i'm not going to sex him, i only like wimminz.
Hit him in balls with a baseball bat and post up the video.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24455161]Male, and i'm not going to sex him, i only like wimminz.[/QUOTE] this is your only chance to feel your dick slide into a tight virgin anus do it
[QUOTE=Professer Trall;24455177]this is your only chance to feel your dick slide into a tight virgin anus do it[/QUOTE] My dick moved :ohdear:
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24455161]Male, and i'm not going to sex him, i only like wimminz.[/QUOTE] I didn't say sex him I said suck him. Any part of his body.
Guys, this is SEWIOUS, i need some answers other than sexual propositions. I have 2 office chairs, if i can somehow tie them together, i have a pillow and an extra blanket.
Sleep with him.
[QUOTE=Pie108;24455231]Sleep with him.[/QUOTE] If you mean just sleeping next to him it would not be bad really, but the fact is that i couldn't if i tried.
What happened to the good old pranks about putting shaving cream on his hand and then tickling his face so he scratches it. You guys get rainbows
sleep on the ground?
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24455220]I have 2 office chairs, if i can somehow tie them together, i have a pillow and an extra blanket.[/QUOTE] i have an idea, balance yourself and him on the chairs with the pillow between you and him with the blanket on top this way its a challenge to stick your dick in his butt
[QUOTE=goel;24455264]sleep on the ground?[/QUOTE] My fucking house.
push his fat ass off the bed. seriously you have o ask facepunch? you might as well be asking 4chan wat do?
If you feel that strongly about your house push him on the fucking floor
[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;24455123]ask a forum full of [B]nerdes[/B][/QUOTE] :downsrim:
God damnit ninja
Put whipping cream on his forehead.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;24455292]:downsrim:[/QUOTE] hey look you found another new emote
[QUOTE=Birdman101;24455289]push his fat ass off the bed. seriously you have o ask facepunch? you might as well be asking 4chan wat do?[/QUOTE] no really go ask 4chan. seriously post pics
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24455308]Put whipping cream on his forehead.[/QUOTE] Is that what kids are calling it these days?
That is not your friend on your bed. You don't even know them. They were walking home alone when you came by in your tinted, windowless, van. You knocked them out and brought them back to your home so you can rape him. The only thing to do now is rape him
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