• Communist on a bicycle
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Dear Facepunch, Last Saturday, I rode an office chair going twenty miles per hour down a neighborhood street at 9:00 at night. I was also wearing a red beret. This is a picture taken at the incident: [img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8965/bikechair2.png[/img] [i]As you can see, the chair had no back and was made of metal. The wheels were plastic but they quickly became liquid.[/i] The wind whipping my gay beret strings into my face, I throttled down the pavement like some demented Mario Kart character. It was at some point in this masquerade of stupidity that the wheels began to near precariously to the gutter, and try as I might to veer on course, the chair seemed to have a death wish for me, and soon I found myself wildly flipping through the air, pummeled with the taste of tarmac and blood. Oh, how could something so wonderful go so terribly wrong? How? HOW? I may never be the same, for I know that if I had only taken precautionary action, I may have been saved all the pain of this trial. So Facepunch, this is a warning to all of you out there: Before you go and tie an office chair to a bicycle because you found out that your friend's bicycle had a flat tire and take it down to the nearest hill to test out with nothing but a beret to protect you, please hear me. Drink that beer, smoke that bong, and ask out that chick who you've been spying on while she changes clothes at night for years, because it might be the last time you get to. Also, if you're drunk and high you probably won't feel the pain when you crush your raging hard on. This has been an exaggerated tale by Applecrap. Thank you for being here. Also, Clockroach is relevant, he was there.
TL:DR: You rode an office chair attached to a bike, did a faceplant and then tried to act like it was a big deal.
and why are you a commie?
I find that your use of the word "communist" is asinine and irrevalant
You forgot about the psycho who leaped out of the bushes, ran at us screaming like a fucking maniac, then turned and ran away, still screaming.
Le fuck.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;20770253]I find that your use of the word [b]"comment" [/b]is asinine and irrevalant[/QUOTE] wat
:golfclap:
Shouldn't the other man be up on the bike with him? I mean thats how communism works. No matter how lazy you are, you all get payed the same.
I love the picture :golfclap:.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;20772230]Shouldn't the other man be up on the bike with him? I mean thats how communism works. No matter how lazy you are, you all get payed the same.[/QUOTE] We took turns. [QUOTE=Baldr;20772247]I love the picture :golfclap:.[/QUOTE] Thank you, I drew it.
[QUOTE=clockroach;20772139]wat[/QUOTE] fuck edited it
Only four people found this funny? How sad.
Wow. I wish I was there.
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