• Start off a joke, the user below does the punchline.
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So I just came up with a fun idea for a 'fast thread'. The title is pretty self explanatory so I'll start. Why did the penguin cross the road?
Because the normal way was [I]sealed[/I] off. What did the chicken say to the pig?
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;42621663]Because the crossing was [I]sealed[/I] off. What did the chicken say to the pig?[/QUOTE] I swear officer, it wasn't me. It was my friend. What did the Swede say to the American?
Unfortunately he never got much further than that cause of the cage. The irishman says to the woman...
Give me a drink! There was a drunk man that walked up to the blind bartender and asked for 4 huge beers. The deaf bartender replied...
"I'm deaf AND blind, the fuck am I a bartender for?" An Irishman walks out of a bar...
...and straight in to another. A child falls out of a car...
He is raped, and killed, but no one ever finds out or cares about him because he has a silly voice. His parents were relieved of his disappearance so they could pamper his perfect sister who would later become a prostitute addicted to heroin. The parents got a divorce and both died alone. A dog walks into a bar.
The dog asks for a drink. He is told that the toilet bowl is round the corner. A man robbing a store....
got into s(c)en(t)celess trouble when caught A giraffe asks the detective...
late post sorry.
(No joke above me at the time of this post so I can't finish it) I like my women like I like my coffee...
Black.
Racist. Knock knock...
Nobody's home you faggot. What do you call a seal mixed with a squirrel?
A squeal, very popular among rednecks How many facepunch users do you need to change a light bulb?
None, Facepunch users dwell in the dark What's the difference between a clown and a Facepunch user?
The clown acts like an idiot Why did the road cross the chicken?
The joke with the side of the other. What is blue, has two legs, and is annoying as hell?
snip
snap. A Facepunch user walks into a bar...
rape. A frenchman wins a war.
He died shortly after of bagel overdose Why was Hezzy banned?
Because Garry didn't Hezzytate. What's a dog called on Mexico?
"Dog" but is often confused with "Drug". What did Hitler have for breakfast?
Orange jews. What do you get when you put a baby in a blender
an erection where does obama keep his condoms
In his cabinet. What the the Janitor say when a kid exploded?
"Not much stamina then" What's the worst part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in. What's the worst part about a plane full of lawyers crashing in the mountains?
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