• Suspected cannibal 'ate victim's heart' with beans
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[quote]A suspected cannibal killed a 90-year-old in a sleepy southern French village then pulled his heart and tongue out with the apparent intention of eating them with white beans, sources close to the case said Friday.[/quote] Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/11/17/12/38/cannibal-suspect-ate-man-s-heart-and-tongue-with-beans[/url] I <heart> beans.
Eww. Why would you eat a 90 year old man? That's sick. Why not eat someone who's meat is at least going to not be complete shit. I mean, come on, really? You don't eat elderly and dying cows or anything, that's just disgusting.
Any word on whether or not he had a Chianti to wash it down?
Kidney beans are better.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;42888896]Any word on whether or not he had a Chianti to wash it down?[/QUOTE] Ftftftftftf
[I]talk about a hearty meal rite guis[/I]
It's good the French are keeping up their tradition of cooking with strange ingredients.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;42888955]It's good the French are keeping up their tradition of cooking with strange ingredients.[/QUOTE] Someone should ask Max about this.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;42888896]Any word on whether or not he had a Chianti to wash it down?[/QUOTE] wat a pleb
[QUOTE=NoDachi;42889002]wat a pleb[/QUOTE] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not really up on what whine is supposed to go with a [i]goddamned human heart[/i]. Perhaps you could [i]enlighten[/i] me, oh Connoisseur of Human Flesh?
[QUOTE=draugur;42888889]Eww. Why would you eat a 90 year old man? That's sick. Why not eat someone who's meat is at least going to not be complete shit. I mean, come on, really? You don't eat elderly and dying cows or anything, that's just disgusting.[/QUOTE] Might of liked aged meat.
That man was born in the 1920s. :(
[QUOTE=teh pirate;42889368]That man was born in the 1920s. :([/QUOTE] He had a good run eh? He lived through not only his body failing from old age but two world wars, communism, the deaths of Tupac and Biggie, 9/11, even the Illuminati, and in the end it was a cannibal that killed him. Who the fuck would have guessed?
[QUOTE=LSK;42889417]He had a good run eh? He lived through two world wars, communism, the deaths of Tupac and Biggie, 9/11, even the Illuminati, and in the end it was a cannibal that killed him. Who the fuck would have guessed?[/QUOTE] Except the first world war ended in 1918.
[QUOTE=Deiru;42889459]Except the first world war ended in 1918.[/QUOTE] It doesn't matter it's not even real anyways, just like the fucking Holocaust, or tourette's.
cow heart cooked in butter with pinto beans is delicious i understand why he ate it with beans.
[QUOTE=LSK;42889475]It doesn't matter it's not even real anyways, just like the fucking Holocaust, or tourette's.[/QUOTE] What? I know this is a joke, but what? Where did that even [I]come [/I]from?
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;42889539]What? I know this is a joke, but what? Where did that even [I]come [/I]from?[/QUOTE] My tourettes, I'm sorry..
Une delicious.
This guy is absolutely disgusting, everyone knows that the best side for heart is mashed potatoes.
[quote]Yeah I ate him. He gave ma pretty bad gas though.[/quote]
I eat sauced pork heart semi regularly and its amazing and quite unique among other meats. I can't imagine a heart of a 90 year old French senior is of any great quality.
did he have a nice chianti with it?
[QUOTE=LSK;42889417]He had a good run eh? He lived through not only his body failing from old age but two world wars, communism, the deaths of Tupac and Biggie, 9/11, even the Illuminati, and in the end it was a cannibal that killed him. Who the fuck would have guessed?[/QUOTE] idk i think a cool way to go out is by being eaten by a cannibal
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;42889055]Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not really up on what whine is supposed to go with a [i]goddamned human heart[/i]. Perhaps you could [i]enlighten[/i] me, oh Connoisseur of Human Flesh?[/QUOTE] There's an article for everything,although it's more about face eating and wine. [URL="http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/crossfade/2012/05/maynard_james_keenan_comments_miami_zombie.php"]http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/crossfade/2012/05/maynard_james_keenan_comments_miami_zombie.php[/URL]
Now that's a meal that can't be beat.
I think thats enough internet for one night.
This fellow is obviously an emulator of Hannibal Lecter, maybe a disciple but most likely an imitator.
Ew beans
He would've gotten the Bloody Diarrhea Shits.
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