• Icarly rant
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Let me start out by saying that I rage hard every time I see Icarly on my TV. 1) Every character in this mediocre show puts so much god damn emphasis on every word. iT, whaT, arT. Next time you see the show on your TV, listen, and you won't be able to tell me I'm lying. 2) The jokes. Mainly Sam's jokes. Unfunny, random, and stale. Dan Schneider is a talentless, moron. 3) The acting is an absolute joke. I wonder at times if they make them act as bad as they do, because honestly, I think that anyone is capable of being 200% better than the shit being put on the TV. 4) It gets oh so repetitive, Carly being the goody goody school girl always doing the right thing and being an amazing friend 100% of the time. Sam being the same knuckle dragging, mouth breather in every episode. Always eating some sort of strange food, complaining, or being and absolute idiot. Sam is by far my most despised character, all the others not being far behind. And of course, Freddy being the same old techy fag. What the fuck happened to Nickelodeon? What happened to the great shows of the 90's? The Rugrats, Doug, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, The Wild Thornberries, and all those shows we remember from our childhood. Icarly isn't the only show I absolutely hate, Zoey 101, Drake and Josh,The Penguins of Madagascar, The Might Bee? I just don't know how the fuck anyone could like that.. That's basically all I had to say, I hope I'm not the only one that feels this way.
I'd care to bet that Freddy doesn't know what he's talking about when he's talking all techy. He uses a Mac for christ's sake.
There is a song from iCarly in Rock Band, it is cool for it is free.
Most of there jokes are, "I like fudge." *Queue Audience Laugh Effects*
[QUOTE=Samiam22;17273194]I'd care to bet that Freddy doesn't know what he's talking about when he's talking all techy. He uses a Mac for christ's sake.[/QUOTE] I completely agree.
i saw a part once where some drummer guy hit his cymbal and it lit on fire for no reason whatsoever i found that amusing
[QUOTE=Samiam22;17273194]I'd care to bet that Freddy doesn't know what he's talking about when he's talking all techy. He uses a Mac for christ's sake.[/QUOTE] It's actually a Pear dammit.
i think sam's pretty hot :smug:
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;17273205]Most of there jokes are, "I like fudge." *Queue Audience Laugh Effects*[/QUOTE] QFT. That soulless laughter track always strikes fear into my mind.
Yet you're watching it. You must be to notice these things. Some FPer's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;17273194]I'd care to bet that Freddy doesn't know what he's talking about when he's talking all techy. He uses a Mac for christ's sake.[/QUOTE] Put the G Cable in the U port!
its a kids show
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;17273217]It's actually a Pear dammit.[/QUOTE] Based off a Mac though, he should use a Doors (windows)
Just don't watch shows that are aimed for a 12 year old.
Blonde chick is p hot, and so is Carly now that she;s getting closer to 18 :smug:
Yea the show is the bane of modern kid's show.
Come on, Freddy's balls have just dropped yet he still is a pathetic little weakling and can't fight a GIRL to save his life?
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;17273144]...Icarly isn't the only show I absolutely hate....The Penguins of Madagascar...[/QUOTE] How can you possibly hate the Penguins of Madagascar? Sure, they made Mort a little too talkative, the actors aren't quite the same, and the animation and lighting is far from the quality of the movie, but it's the FUCKING PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR, MAN!
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oh God i totally agree. When i first saw Icarly i thought it was gonna be good. The i found out it was made by Dan Schneider. He makes the cornirst, stupides things. He makes the characters put too much ephasis on words.Nickelodeon should fire him. NOW
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;17273306]How can you possibly hate the Penguins of Madagascar? Sure, they made Mort a little too talkative and the actors aren't quite the same, but it's the FUCKING PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR, MAN![/QUOTE] Madagascar is a hot place though, penguins can't live there.
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;17273306]How can you possibly hate the Penguins of Madagascar? Sure, they made Mort a little too talkative and the actors aren't quite the same, but it's the FUCKING PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR, MAN![/QUOTE] It sucks. The animation is total shit, the jokes are unfunny, and Madagascar was a shit movie to begin with. Those who rate me disagree have no taste.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;17273321]Madagascar is a hot place though, penguins can't live there.[/QUOTE] You haven't actually seen that show or the movies it was based off of, have you?
How to prevent this. 1. Don't watch the fucking show.
it's iCarly not Icarly OMG
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP7Mm-KDgc[/media] Win. what the hell is with the disagree spam
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;17273336]You haven't actually seen that show or the movies it was based off of, have you?[/QUOTE] I have. They're cartoons.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;17273321]Madagascar is a hot place though, penguins can't live there.[/QUOTE] You my friend, earned yourself a box.:cawg:
Isn't this show for like.. 13 year olds?
[QUOTE=Bdawg987;17273318]oh God i totally agree. When i first saw Icarly i thought it was gonna be good. The i found out it was made by Dan Schneider. He makes the cornirst, stupides things. He makes the characters put too much ephasis on words.Nickelodeon should fire him. NOW[/QUOTE] I agree. And listen to when Carly says Spencer. It sounds more like Spincer.
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