• I did it. I stepped out of the kitchen.
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It was the most terrifying, dramatic, insane moment of my life- worse than when I overcooked the Thanksgiving turkey. My husband was away at work (and ohh, thinking of him making money gets me so excited already... mmmm...), the kids were at their friend Johnny's house, and I had woken up early, so I finished the housework early. Normally, I spend the entire day pleasing my husband, tending to my children (including teaching little Amy how to bake and sew of course), mending clothes, taking care of the chores, balancing the checkbook and shopping for groceries. When I get a moment, I enjoy creating scrapbooks, having a cigarette and reorganizing the spices. But as I said, I had already finished my housework (this new microwave is SO handy), made sandwiches, reorganized the spice cabinet and I didn't particularly feel like scrapbooking. So... I actually got up my nerve (with the help of some scotch) and wandered into my husband's private room. You see, he keeps part of the house to himself, and he's got every right (after all, he does bring home the bacon.) It's where he keeps his porn, his large flatscreen, his Xbox... but most importantly, the computer. I was raised in a rather liberal family, and was permitted to use the internet as a child and teenager. However, when I finally learned my place in this world (supporting my husband), I gave it up. But now, well, the little devil on my shoulder told me to go ahead and try it out. Needless to say, I found Facepunch, and have been addicted ever since! I feel so guilty for doing this. Of course I have not neglected my chores, but I have given up some extra sleep time to sneak into my husband's room when he's at work. The children ask what I'm doing, and I say I'm cleaning and am, of course, believed- but my heart still thumps when I think that they could catch me! Oh, I wouldn't blame my husband for finding a more suitable wife... but then again, Facepunch is just so much fun! So men, how do you suggest I clear my guilty conscience? How should I make it up to my husband? And most importantly, would you like some sandwiches? [img]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b009a9ee1d&view=att&th=12c37f887b4676f0&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_ggcstp1b0&zw[/img]
The new vnl much
hahaha What a story, OP. [img]http://www.reelscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/theroom.jpg[/img]
Wait you allow your husband to have Porn? WHAT. Um, I really don't know what to say, besides I do want a sandwich.
[QUOTE='Poesidan [GAG];25981985']Wait you allow your husband to have Porn? WHAT. Um, I really don't know what to say, besides I do want a sandwich.[/QUOTE] Oh, sir! I have absolutely no say in what my husband owns! That would completely change the dynamic of the relationship. Ham or turkey?
We get it it's funny because you're a woman This is like me making a thread announcing to everyone I just put toilet paper on the seat
Get back in the kitchen!
attention whore
[QUOTE=Torfaldur;25982145]attention whore[/QUOTE] Says Justin Beiber. I just wanted for everyone to stop saying "Oh you're really a chick? Prove it then."
Pics or didn't happen. Etc. Etc.
Congratulations, now go make me a sandwich
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25982195]I just wanted for everyone to stop saying "Oh you're really a chick? Prove it then."[/QUOTE] They're probably asking that because most women don't feel the need to go around telling everyone they are a woman.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25982195]Says Justin Beiber. I just wanted for everyone to stop saying "Oh you're really a chick? Prove it then."[/QUOTE] Except you're not and this is a pretty bad attempt at trolling. Do I end every post with "Oh by the way also I'm a woman look at me oh my god I bet you weren't expecting that"? Well, I say it won't work but it'll probably still work knowing Facepunch.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25982195]Says Justin Beiber. I just wanted for everyone to stop saying "Oh you're really a chick? Prove it then."[/QUOTE] post a timestamp and everyone will believe you..
What more proof could I give than a picture of me holding a freaking sign?! x) Oh. A time stamp. How do I do that? -__- Corky: I don't. But just having female on my profile is enough. And if you don't like it, heh, why are you here in this thread? I thought it was funny. :3
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25982195]"Oh you're really a chick? Prove it then."[/QUOTE] No one cares really.
[QUOTE=Black Milano;25982337]No one cares really.[/QUOTE] Actually, you'd be surprised at how many people do.
-snip- What did I just said?
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25982348]Actually, you'd be surprised at how many people do.[/QUOTE] I know, you learn something every day.
I thought it was funny and it was also me pointing out that I really like Facepunch. And YOU don't care. If you don't think it's funny, you don't have to read it.
Get back in the kitchen.
[QUOTE=Black Milano;25982395]We all learn something every day.[/QUOTE] edited
look at me im a female on the internet whoooooooo so crazy and liberating!!
Please tell me about your life - after we relax for a while, I can drive you out for dinner where we can talk about traveling the world. After our adventures we can settle down in a nice home, and raise children. As you set down our son in his cradle and we walk out of his room towards our bedroom, we'll be forced to traverse through the kitchen, I'll pull you close to me, and whisper in your ear, "Make me a sandwich."
If you're in a relationship and your partner doesn't let you have porn rip out his/her genitilia. If she's disturbed that you masterbate, demand hours and hours of sex. Also, suck my dick OP.
[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7548/944164-troll_obvious_super.jpg[/img] Trolls aren't always looking for rage.
Actually, how old are you, OP?
[QUOTE=Profanwolf;25981893]The new vnl much[/QUOTE] Vnl doesn't make stupid threads.
inb4: Tits or GTFO
Yeah, you're not funny, OP.
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