What I've learnt from the two parties I have been to in my life is that there is always a drunk girl. This drunk girl will become the centre or corner of attention depending on their drunk-chick-type.
[b]The Sit-there-crying-drunk-chick.[/b]
The intoxicated girl will sit in a random place - sometimes, right in the middle of a room - and cry about how she is unattractive, how she'll never get a boyfriend, and complain about her boob size.
[b]The Stand-up-on-the-table-drunk-chick[/b]
As the name suggests, the shit-faced-female will shakily clamber onto a table, usually using a chair. When she is on the table she improvises as she didn't think this far ahead. She will usually scream "Woo!" or "Party!". Most often she will just fall flat on her face and will need an ambulance as her nose is pissing blood all over the carpet.
[b]The Go-around-telling-everyone-she-is-drunk-...chick[/b]
The out-headed individual will spend the first two minutes of the party drinking a whole bottle of cheap wine and will then spend the duration of the party informing others of her toxicity level.
[b]The Lap-dance/Sit-on-the-sober-guy's-lap-drunk-chick[/b]
The most awkward kind of drunk chick for one person. A humorous scene for the others. The pissed bitch will hunt for the most sober boy at the party, locate him, sit on him, and make him feel awkward.
Those unfortunate enough to experience this type of drunk chick will understand what I say when I mention the 'unclean feeling'.
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This thread was created to inform the unaware about the dangers and awkwardness of the drunk chicks... and for kicks.
Many types are yet to be discovered, please post if you have found them.
You made that in MS Paint?
Damn...
[QUOTE=Troll?;23983459][B]as her nose is pissing blood all over the carpet.[/B][/QUOTE]
Does she have a dick for a nose
Drunk chicks are easy prey.
is your hand on her boob? you sly devil. :smug:
ahahaha sober at a party very funny
Imformative thread ohwaitno
[QUOTE=kenji;23983490]is your hand on her boob? you sly devil. :smug:[/QUOTE]
I think her boob is on his hand.
[QUOTE=Troll?;23983459]What I've learnt from the two parties I have been to in my life [/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but that's just depressing.
Jesus christ OP, you've really got a thing against people enjoying themeselves don't you.
No wonder you don't go to parties.
Man I hate drunk people when I'm sober, so annoying with all their drunk talk nonsense. But when I'm drunk as well they suddenly become geniuses.
It's all very confusing.
You seem pretty experienced in this field from the 2 whole parties you've attended....
[QUOTE=Tea;23983554]
No wonder you don't go to parties.[/QUOTE]
Where did you get that conclusion from?
[QUOTE=starpluck;23983612]Where did you get that conclusion from?[/QUOTE]
Because he's only been to 2 and he compains about the drunk chicks.
They're the fucking best thing about them.
[QUOTE=Tea;23983554]I'm sorry but that's just depressing.
Jesus christ OP, you've really got a thing against people enjoying themeselves don't you.
No wonder you don't go to parties.[/QUOTE]
Parties are not my idea of fun. I'd rather just chill with a group of friends. Say 3 or 4 of them. Pizza with a shit film. We can have some laughs and a good time without without having to spend the next morning pressing frozen peas against our heads and moaning about how much we drunk.
[QUOTE=White Rabbit;23983577]Man I hate drunk people when I'm sober, so annoying with all their drunk talk nonsense. But when I'm drunk as well they suddenly become geniuses.
It's all very confusing.[/QUOTE]
Not really, if you wanna get so drunk so you becomme obnoxious to others, pherhaps you should do it in the privacy of your own home. That way, you'll save your dignity.
But how can you be obnoxious to others if you in your own home... unless the parties at your place i guess...
your logic makes no sense little elf.
[QUOTE=White Rabbit;23983674]But how can you be obnoxious to others if you in your own home... [/QUOTE]
That's exactly my point.
:geno:
Don't apply for a job as a detective.
oohh that makes much more sense. my brain wasn't thinking in the right way.
i thought when you said, "do it" you meant be obnoxious to people
[QUOTE=White Rabbit;23983746]oohh that makes much more sense.
i thought when you said, "do it" you mean be obnoxious to people[/QUOTE]
No, my point was on how to avoid it. Since, well, if you're gonna be social, may aswell do it right, right?
I also tend to try avoid sober people when i'm under the influence of any drug because i'm always thinking that they're thinking like how i'm thinking when people are talking to me when they're under the influence. which is thinking that their annoying.
comprende?
AND YES YOU ARE CORRECT VINZE. I also like your avatar as it matches the beat of the music i am listening to.
Hey OP, where is your facebook page, so we can find this Beth
[QUOTE=YoMother;23983853]
Hello Dean
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You deserve a medal.
Why were you sober?
:colbert:
[QUOTE=YoMother;23983853]
Hello Dean
[editline]11:52AM[/editline]
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i love you so much right now.
Don't worry OP, usually the females develop out of those drunken roles and into more sophisticated roles such as:
- The chick who wakes up in a strange and foreboding bedroom with unconscious naked men next to her.
- The girl who's mum doesn't want a kiss on the cheek for fear of where her mouth has been
But there will always, always be the girl who cries about every little misfortune in her life. Get used to that shit.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;23984226]Don't worry OP, usually the females develop out of those drunken roles and into more sophisticated roles such as:
- The chick who wakes up in a strange and foreboding bedroom with unconscious naked men next to her.
- The girl who's mum doesn't want a kiss on the cheek for fear of where her mouth has been
But there will always, always be the girl who cries about every little misfortune in her life. Get used to that shit.[/QUOTE]
Interesting avatar... I'll make sure to rate, and judging by your conception of women, it'll problably be quite fitting. :smug:
Beth has the reverse death grip on the bottle of alcoholic orange juice it seems.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23984282]Interesting avatar... I'll make sure to rate, and judging by your conception of women, it'll problably be quite fitting. :smug:[/QUOTE]
I'll be sure to pass on that rainbow to my girlfriend.
[QUOTE=YoMother;23983853][IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs513.ash1/30256_10150193859300570_823910569_12355382_1370826_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Oh my god that does not look safe. Is it normal to froth at the mouth that much? :ohdear:
is she holding a bottle of jenkem?
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