As you can see from my diagram below pigeons are fake, because trees and their leafs are actually projectors which is why the pigeon holograms look so realistic because it's being projected from 10000000x leafs (projectors)
What do you think? I tried to catch one today but I couldn't my hand went through it I made a video but uploading now.
[img]http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5719/notreal.png[/img]
Holy shit this explains everything.
wow i thought i was the only one who knew about this, pigeons are a government conspiracy!!!!!!
Although your hypothesis is sound, I have one question.
If Pidgeons aren't real, how do they crow?
Sounds like somebody got a medical license.
It's all a clever guise so that the goverment may steal our breadcrumbs and mcdonalds scraps
You be on that meth shiit bro
[QUOTE=Jookia;25361749]Although your hypothesis is sound, I have one question.
If Pidgeons aren't real, how do they crow?[/QUOTE]
they don't crow, that's just your imagination
either that or weather balloons
A confusing rating would be appropriate about now...
Wow this man has science!
wow now my life makes so much sense
always knew that pigeons dont real. fucking govemrent being dicks.
i like the way pigeons move around
the last pigeon died with the carrier pigeon species.
what we see today are a subspecies of dove
Haven't you heard?
I believe it was that everyone had heard.
[QUOTE=Levithan;25361825]the last pigeon died with the carrier pigeon species.
what we see today are a subspecies of dove[/QUOTE]
you mean a subspecies of LIES
Yeah keep smokin' up Johnny!
[QUOTE=SergeantDead;25361856]the jews made mozilla firefox and blizzard so they could control the government with their firefox virus and starcraft 2[/QUOTE]
wut
Many "scientists" will probably ask you how there are so many pigeons in cities where there are hardly any trees.
Simple answer: conspirators disguised as tourists with "cameras". Notice how you only get pigeons in cities where there are a lot of "tourists".
SHHHhh!!!!
[img]http://laelaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/try_science_shirt_300.jpg[/img]
All up in this bitch.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;25361896]Many "scientists" will probably ask you how there are so many pigeons in cities where there are hardly any trees.
Simple answer: conspirators disguised as tourists with "cameras". Notice how you only get pigeons in cities where there are a lot of "tourists".[/QUOTE]
Stuff like this makes me want a "Conspiracy" button on facepunch
But then where does all the poop come from?
[QUOTE=OatmealMan;25361960]Stuff like this makes me want a "Conspiracy" button on facepunch[/QUOTE]
I can help with that
Someone make a youtube video about the exposed truth of pigeons!
Don't forget the slow growing text and eerie music.
If God says so...
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;25361896]Many "scientists" will probably ask you how there are so many pigeons in cities where there are hardly any trees.
Simple answer: conspirators disguised as tourists with "cameras". Notice how you only get pigeons in cities where there are a lot of "tourists".[/QUOTE]
Thats easy man, OPEN YOUR EYES ALL OF YOU
[img]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/526/fake2.png[/img]
[i]I must resist
I cannot fail
I know the birds are watching
I know they know I that
Several lined outside my window
And follow everywhere I go
I send my message to the world
To explain my situation but
The hivemind sends a decoy using self prepertuation[/i]
[url="http://www.musicfortheblind.co.uk/music/archive/0018_pigeons.mp3"]There's More to Pigeons Than Meets The Eye[/url]
what about when they're inside your house...? what reflects them then?
[QUOTE=JESUSDEAD;25362054]Thats easy man, OPEN YOUR EYES ALL OF YOU
[img_thumb]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/526/fake2.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
big cities dont have power lines...
these holograms interact in interesting ways
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrOto-9gOs[/media]
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