• What to do you guys think about Landover Baptist Church?
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Landover Baptist. They claim to be America's favorite church, but are they really? I mean, are they anyone that matter's favorite church? I want to know what Facepunch thinks of them with their supposed "morals" and "good religion." I, for one have never liked their way of dealing with things. I remember posing on their forums, asking why they believe in God and that I, myself do not. After I was told that we all chose to burn in Hell and choosing God would save us from out decision, I said "No, I never consciously made the decision to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity after I die." After I said that, no one would respond. Half an hour later my argument was deleted and the administrators took over my account and responded in my name, "Oh, that makes sense...you know, I think God might exist after all. Thank you so much." and disabled me account. I really wasn't too pissed off at them, but I do hate how they deal with things and how they express their beliefs. Hell, I even hate their beliefs. Anyway, I just wanted to post my story here so you guys know exactly what kind of churches there are out there. [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.org/[/url] [i]And for the record; I, myself am not American but I am Canadian.[/i] :canada:
It's religion, therefore I don't give a fuck.
The site is a joke, like the Onion.
IT'S A TROLL FORUM stop being so gullible
You are later then slowpoke
[QUOTE=Moby-;27462775]It's religion, therefore I don't give a fuck.[/QUOTE] Nice, I'm really glad to see someone as calm and collective as you. Most would start a whole flame war over this. [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Bengley;27462807]IT'S A TROLL FORUM stop being so gullible[/QUOTE] D'oh, you caught me.
[QUOTE=Ancubius;27462824]Nice, I'm really glad to see someone as calm and collective as you. Most would start a whole flame war over this. [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] D'oh, you caught me.[/QUOTE] Anytime babe, I'm here all week.
Fuck yeah! [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/sex.html[/url] Now you boys have no excuse not to become men! [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Bengley;27462807]IT'S A TROLL FORUM stop being so gullible[/QUOTE] Maybe he is not being gullible and is meta-trolling us.
It's just a (hilarious) parody site.
Better than the Westboro Baptists.
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;27462810]You are later then slowpoke[/QUOTE] Or perhaps it's you...?
It's a silly troll site, much like [url=http://objectiveministries.org/]Objective Ministries[/url] and [url=http://www.answersingenesis.org/]Answers in Genesis[/url].
[QUOTE=mm3guy;27462914]It's a silly troll site, much like [url=http://objectiveministries.org/]Objective Ministries[/url] and [url=http://www.answersingenesis.org/]Answers in Genesis[/url].[/QUOTE] Wow, these sites are even worse! I'm going to make more threads about them to spread the word.
[quote]The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.[/quote] Move along.
Close thread/Move along
I'm willing to bet that some Christian people join that forum thinking it's legit, and actually participate for real.
It's a joke site.
Whoa guys, did you hear about Watergate?! [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=advil0;27467379]I'm willing to bet that some Christian people join that forum thinking it's legit, and actually participate for real.[/QUOTE] But God hates the internet. :downs:
Satire.
[QUOTE=mm3guy;27462914]It's a silly troll site, much like [url=http://objectiveministries.org/]Objective Ministries[/url] and [url=http://www.answersingenesis.org/]Answers in Genesis[/url].[/QUOTE] Answers in Genesis is actually a real site.
If the "Sexy Christian Gifts! Get your holy thongs today!" didn't tip you off that this is a troll site, then you are frighteningly stupid.
I hate them because people are always stupid enough to think that they're legit.
it explains life truthfully and wholesomely
Religion is stupid, plain and simple, just gets people killed, sent to jail, or mental institutions. Can't wait for the day we get rid of i- oh wait we'll all be dead long before that happens.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;27468082]Religion is stupid, plain and simple, just gets people killed, sent to jail, or mental institutions. Can't wait for the day we get rid of i- oh wait we'll all be dead long before that happens.[/QUOTE] Religion is helpful to a lot of people. It's the abuses of it that need to be stopped.
[url=http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/masturbation.html]Pastor Orders Christian Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating.[/url] Has to be a joke.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;27468082]Religion is stupid, plain and simple, just gets people killed, sent to jail, or mental institutions. Can't wait for the day we get rid of i- oh wait we'll all be dead long before that happens.[/QUOTE] While I may agree its kind of like your trying to start a shit storm.
I agree with it 100%
Every religion with a name like [i]<place> <ideology>[/i] Church of [i]<Chirst/Mary/etc>[/i] is kind of stupid in my opinion.
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