Post corny pick up lines go.
"Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut"
"Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?"
And this one I found, it's really weird.
"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear."
"Hey, I think I need a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes."
Guy: Can I borrow a quarter?
Girl: What for?
Guy: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams
This.
"Are your parents aliens? Cause your out of this world"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
HEY LETS GO BEHIND THAT DUMPSTER SO I CAN RApE YOU.
Guy: "Let's have sex right now."
Girl: "K."
Works every time. :smug:
I want a sweetie. You look like a sweetie, can I have you?
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me
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wait
I'm rich, F*** me...
Guy #1: Are you a girl?
Guy #2: No I'm a man.
Guy #1: :O
[QUOTE=dcalde78;19414231]I want a sweetie. You look like a sweetie, can I have you?[/QUOTE]
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You called?
If I was an enzyme I would be helicase so I can unzip your genes
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
If you were sin(x)^2 and I was cos(x)^2, then together we'd make one.
Mind if we go into that alley over there?
[QUOTE=Execro;19414963]I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.[/QUOTE]
That would have to be sin(x)^2 and cos(x)^2
Oh yeah, my mistake.
Your eyes are pretty. Let's go in that dark alleyway where noone can hear or see you. To talk.
"Hey, do you like corn?"
Hey, sexual intercourse? Y/N
If you're looking for a stud I got the std all I need is u.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
I've been wanting to talk to you for a while and was just wondering.....would you ever want to hang out sometime?
This is an actual pick-up line that works, as long as you don't look like the average member from an internet web forum.
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;19416505]I've been wanting to talk to you for a while and was just wondering.....would you ever want to hang out sometime?
This is an actual pick-up line that works, as long as you don't look like the average member from an internet web forum.[/QUOTE]
I guess because it's more casual *stating the obvious*
People usually expect a more, formal way of a pick up line.
Can't believe this one isn't up yet.
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong.
5....5 dollar.....5 dollar footlong...................
Hey how's it going. You know what never mind that wanna fuck?
Did you just break wind , cause your blowing me away.
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19417256]Did you just break wind , cause [b] I want you to blow me [/b][/QUOTE]
Fix'd