• The first day of the end of the world begins
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[quote] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KWT3p.jpg[/IMG] One of thousands of blackbirds that fell out of the sky on New Year's Eve lies on the ground in Beebe, Arkansas. (Reuters) Dozens of blackbirds have fallen dead from the sky in Arkansas, a phenomenon that many are taking to be a sign of impending disaster, even sparking fears that Doomsday is approaching. However, locals blame festive fireworks for the phenomenon. The first reports about dead birds raining from the skies in the town of Beebe came around 7pm local time. Dozens of birds fell dead covering the roofs, sidewalks, streets and fields. Police and animal welfare workers were busy through the night removing the birds and estimating the death toll. The incident coincided with the beginning of the noisy New Year’s Eve celebrations in local neighborhoods. The police had banned local residents from setting off commercial grade fireworks, although it has not been definitely proved that fireworks were to blame. According to some researchers’ findings, the loud cracks and booms from celebratory fireworks gave the birds such a scare that they crashed into homes, trees and each other before dropping dead. Last New Year's Eve the town of Beebe grabbed the world's attention and sparked media frenzy after thousands of dead blackbirds were found on its streets. The blackbirds’ deaths raised speculation that the event might be an omen marking the beginning of the apocalypse and drew crowds of conspiracy theorists to the town. Many, however, believe that the birds could simply have been poisoned. [/quote] [URL]http://rt.com/news/blackbirds-beebe-fireworks-doomsday-093/[/URL] Doesn't this happen every few months nowadays? [editline]January 1st, 2012[/editline] And isn't it always in Arkansas? [editline]January 1st, 2012[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/OWgzz.png[/img]
damn bird flu, poor birdies :(
The exact same thing happened last year. It was due to the fireworks. [quote]Dozens of blackbirds have fallen dead from the sky in Arkansas, a phenomenon that many are taking to be a [B]sign of impending disaster[/B], even sparking fears that [B]Doomsday is approaching[/B]. [/quote] Sensationalism at it's finest.
R.I.P. birds
The first day of the end of the world was the first day of the world.
Its the [I]end[/I] of the [I]world.[/I]
Read the OP whilst listening to the Inception soundtrack. So dramatic.
[QUOTE=Starpluck;33998583]The exact same thing happened last year. It was due to the fireworks.[/QUOTE] I never thought about fireworks affecting birds.
I have a feeling every little thing is going to be tied into the doomsday prophecy this year.
[QUOTE=OvB;33998701]I have a feeling every little thing is going to be tied into the doomsday prophecy this year.[/QUOTE] Actually I kind of want to propose a challenge for FP to find a sign of doomsday [I]everyday[/I] of 2012. Like a family-friendly no-fap 2011.
[QUOTE=OvB;33998701]I have a feeling every little thing is going to be tied into the doomsday prophecy this year.[/QUOTE] I agree. "The first day of everything bad being the end of the world" Oh I am going to be so angry at some people this year.
[QUOTE=AzzyMaster;33998678]I never thought about fireworks affecting birds.[/QUOTE] You're firing explosive shells into the sky, how would this not affect birds?
[i]"That's great, it starts with an [b]earthquake[/b], [b]birds[/b] and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid."[/i] The R.E.M prophecy thickens. :tinfoil: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1151744?p=33992494&viewfull=1#post33992494[/url] [QUOTE=OvB;33998701]I have a feeling every little thing is going to be tied into the doomsday prophecy this year.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Andokool12;33998727]Actually I kind of want to propose a challenge for FP to find a sign of doomsday [I]everyday[/I] of 2012. Like a family-friendly no-fap 2011.[/QUOTE] I had diarrhea today. IT IS COMING. THE END IS NEAR.
Birds mass-falling from the skies is usually thanks to poison used to kill insects eating crops, multiple insects are eaten by something bigger and those are eaten by something bigger, so eventually the poison stacks and ends up in a bird or something
[QUOTE=uitham;33998918]Birds mass-falling from the skies is usually thanks to poison used to kill insects eating crops, multiple insects are eaten by something bigger and those are eaten by something bigger, so eventually the poison stacks and ends up in a bird or something[/QUOTE] No, it's them flying into government chemtrails, duh :rolleye:
[QUOTE=TCB;33998629]Its the [I]end[/I] of the [I]world.[/I][/QUOTE] As we know it~ [B]*edit*[/B] God damnit everyone should know [I]that[/I] song
[QUOTE=OvB;33998790][i]"That's great, it starts with an [b]earthquake[/b], [b]birds[/b] and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid."[/i] The R.E.M prophecy thickens. :tinfoil: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1151744?p=33992494&viewfull=1#post33992494[/url][/QUOTE] If news about snakes and airplanes comes up soon. R.E.M will become prophets.
[QUOTE=booster;33999013]If news about snakes and airplanes comes up soon. R.E.M will become prophets.[/QUOTE] There was an article last month about some guy smuggling snakes on a plane, but it's not in order so it doesn't count.
[QUOTE=Starpluck;33998583]The exact same thing happened last year. It was due to the fireworks. Sensationalism at it's finest.[/QUOTE] Birds fall dead from the sky, automatically doomsday coming. Silly people everywhere :v:
[QUOTE=OvB;33998790][i]"That's great, it starts with an [b]earthquake[/b], [b]birds[/b] and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid."[/i] The R.E.M prophecy thickens. :tinfoil: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1151744?p=33992494&viewfull=1#post33992494[/url][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/media] Obligatory.
The end of the world as we know it, come see the new world without birds.
Don't think it will happen, If it does, no one will be alive to say "I told you so" so I can't loose.
Only thing that's going to happen is fucktards doing what they always do in situations like these. Being fucktards.
Arkansas South America
Some punk ass kids, "hehehe, what a great new years prank, put poison in ALL the bird feeders!"
[QUOTE=OvB;33998701]I have a feeling every little thing is going to be tied into the doomsday prophecy this year.[/QUOTE] "My alarm didn't go off this morning, dad" "Oh, don't worry. It's because it's the end of the world, Timmy"
It WAS the end of the world. For some birds atleast. Sad.
Or maybe it has something to do with the fireworks?
12 year late y2k effect for birds with chips planted in their brains so the government can watch you. [editline]1st January 2012[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/DIntP.jpg[/img]
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