• does spiders have vagina/penis?
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as the title.
yes
spiders has scary
Yes of course they got them sex parts. Also, the female spider eats the male spiders after the sex.
they have 12 inch dicks
No. They reproduce using magic.
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yes i hope you're not looking to rape a spider, OP
op has a spider fetish
[QUOTE=poopsicle;27139321]op has a spider fetish[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.hartmanprehistoricgarden.com/sp-neriene3.jpg[/img] :flashfap:
this reminds me of this confession from the Facepunch Confessionals. [quote=Facepunch Confessionals]Anonymous Confession posted: Hey Hezzy. I have a fetish that I keep completely secret from absolutely everyone. I like spiders. I don't know how to describe it but I really love the idea of them with their slender wriggling legs and shiny eyes. This isn't the part that I'm really confessing, I did something that I have to admit was a bit fucked. I was out for a walk in the woods a few months back and was feeling really horny and relaxed. I had an empty water bottle handy so I began gathering all the spiders I could and storing them in the bottle till the bottom of it was a black mess of moving legs and bodies. Then I found a nice clearing with a little hill of grass and lay down with my head resting on my backpack. I pulled down my jeans and opened up the bottle, dumping the spiders all over my crotch. I didn't masturbate, but the movement felt great. I've been thinking about doing it again but I know that if I get caught I'd be treated like a psycho for doing it, nobody understands it but me. [/quote]
oh my god WHY would anyone do that
i think they lay eggs
this is a funny question, i know. i thought about it and i had to ask
the mother eats the father
Thats not how it goes with my parents.
Simple answer is yes
Bugs don't work like that.
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/xqan9u.png[/IMG] I don't have a picture of the spider vagina...
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;27139422]this reminds me of this confession from the Facepunch Confessionals.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq157/HonkingAntelope/Forum%20Picture%20Replies/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;27139422]this reminds me of this confession from the Facepunch Confessionals.[/QUOTE] My face dipped into a frown when I read " I had an empty water bottle " because I knew immediately where he was going with this.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;27139422]this reminds me of this confession from the Facepunch Confessionals.[/QUOTE] spiders crawling from your urethra
nsfw [media]http://oglaf.com/media/comic/8_legs_of_love.jpg[/media] Yes.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;27145404]nsfw [media]http://oglaf.com/media/comic/8_legs_of_love.jpg[/media] Yes.[/QUOTE] I knew that would get posted.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;27145404]nsfw [media]http://oglaf.com/media/comic/8_legs_of_love.jpg[/media] Yes.[/QUOTE] Is that OGLAF? It looks quite the same.
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