Man Shows Testicles To Police To Avoid Jail - And It Works!
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[quote]Kids, don't try this at home.
A Florida man was able to get out of a potential arrest by flashing his genitals at a police officer, TC Palm reports.
Law enforcement officials in Port St. Lucie received a complaint at around 7:15 p.m. on Oct. 16 from a woman who suspected a man was masturbating in his car while sitting in a CVS parking lot.
The woman had not seen the unidentified man's genitals, but noticed he was making an "up and down motion in the area of his crotch," according to a police report obtained by TC Palm.
By the time police arrived, the suspect had gone into the CVS, and a responding officer approached him as he exited the store. The officer asked the man to "think about what he did in the parking lot … that would have brought attention to himself," the report states.
The suspect responded that he had gotten "the urge to scratch his testicles" because of a rash he had.
He then asked if he could show someone his rash just to prove he was telling the truth. Apparently police agreed, because the suspect "presented his testicles" to an officer, who "verified that [he] did have a rash."
Authorities determined there was no proof that the man was performing lewd acts in public, and he was let go with no charges.[/quote]
[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/man-shows-balls-police-avoid-jail_n_2005031.html[/url]
Just another day on the job for police; Penis inspection day that is.
[quote]he was making an "up and down motion in the area of his crotch,"[/quote]
:v:
He must be a pro. Keeping rash cream in his car and stuff.
Get a rash, Masturbate in your car, lie that you are actually scratching your balls because you have a rash, show your penis, avoid jail time.
Works every time...
What the fuck.
Slow news day.
What a nosy bitch. You have a scratch and suddenly some jerk is calling the cops on you.
[QUOTE=Barbarian887;38159699]:v:[/QUOTE]
Yes, we read the story too
Calling the police because someone looks like he's is jerking off? Why.
Getting arrested for it makes even less sense.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;38159980]What a nosy bitch. You have a scratch and suddenly some jerk is calling the cops on you.[/QUOTE]
It's the chance you take when you put your hands in your pants in a public place.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;38160035]Calling the police because someone looks like he's is jerking off? Why.[/QUOTE]
believe it or not jerking off in a parking lot of a store isn't legal
[QUOTE=Pandamox;38160066]believe it or not jerking off in a parking lot of a store isn't legal[/QUOTE]
I can verify.
[QUOTE=Pandamox;38160066]believe it or not jerking off in a parking lot of a store isn't legal[/QUOTE]
I know, but calling the police seems like a bit of an overkill
Masturbate so furiously in a parking lot your genitalia becomes inflamed and then tell a cop you had a rash, what a genius.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;38160087]I know, but calling the police seems like a bit of an overkill[/QUOTE]
Pull him out of the vehicle mid-fap and make a citizens arrest.
of course, he didn't even have to explain himself
its not like they were going to arrest or otherwise penalize a man who they only saw exiting a pharmacy due to one woman's claim
Probably Jock Itch. I have it. Itches like fucking hell.
He literally had the balls to do it
but seriously rash down there is fucking awful
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Law enforcement officials in Port St. Lucie received a complaint at around 7:15 p.m. on Oct. 16 from a woman who suspected a man was masturbating in his car while sitting in a CVS parking lot.
The woman had not seen the unidentified man's genitals, but noticed he was making an "up and down motion in the area of his crotch," according to a police report obtained by TC Palm.
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the fact that she actually filed a police report is mind-boggling.
[QUOTE=Pandamox;38160066]believe it or not jerking off in a parking lot of a store isn't legal[/QUOTE]
I thought that as long as you couldn't see your genitals it was okay because of a technicality
you learn something new every day
[QUOTE=thisispain;38160268]the fact that she actually filed a police report is mind-boggling.[/QUOTE]
Port Saint Lucie is a very, very dead town. im from like 40 minutes south of there and besides the steak and shake, theres no reason to go there
Reminds me of the American Dad masturbation episode :v:
[QUOTE=Pandamox;38160066]believe it or not jerking off in a parking lot of a store isn't legal[/QUOTE]
It's the same as calling police on kids who are punching a dumpster. Not legal, but that's just nitpicking.
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