Well, i would tortute the facepunch logo with burning it a little then cutting it to half from its forehead..
dripping molten metal into his ass through a funnel. It'd BURN before setting and finally killing him
shit thread with shit posters
I would tie him first, pee on his mouth till hes about to die, then i shit around his legs, then ill cut his finger bones and its flesh with a razorblade and draw a swastika on his face with his blood :3
force him to watch Twilight.
[QUOTE=sonerin;16284087]I would tie him first, pee on his mouth till hes about to die, then i shit around his legs, then ill cut his finger bones and its flesh with a razorblade and draw a swastika on his face with his blood [b]:3[/b][/QUOTE]
i rest my case
chew off his fingers and toes joint by joint with my molars... or use a cigar cutter
Train it to bite off garrys dick.
I would leave.
[i] You in a prison [/i] [i]forever[/i]
use the two swords underneath its head to brutally murder him :V
water :)
Sit next to him and scream [b][i]EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/b][/i] into his ear until he can't stand it no longer and bursts into flames
make him fuck a guy
shit on the mother fuckers face after eating a fucking truck load of pins so when my shit hits his face he gets stabbed and all the shit goes in the stabs.
FUCK
Just kidding :) I'd just tickle you
Leave him in a dark room with lots of food and water.
Raping it.
put him in a room with the walls, ceiling and floor and door made of cryptonite and make him balance an a 1mm by 1mm stick 5mm off the floor
ninja'd , fire
Make him watch today's cartoon network.
Skin him with a rusted razor.
Force him to ride only one ride at an amusement park.
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