This is a thread devoted to posting ways to make your dick cringe- you know, don't you? when people say things like 'rusty scissors' and you get that sudden cringe. I find it interesting, and I think This could be a good idea.
Anywho, I'll start.
Fucking a Jellyfish
Rubbing the edge of paper inbetween the 'lips' of your dick.
Your turn.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;27860039]
'lips' of your dick.
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What
Anyway, to contribute, Margaret Thatcher and the West Indies Cricket team on the Pope's Luxury Yacht.
jesus fuck
Slowly cutting your dick off with a rusty butter knife while pouring boiling vinegar into your urethra. Whilst listening to Justin Beiber.
[QUOTE=torero;27861531]What
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your piss hole
masturbating so much that the friction causes the dick to burn and you were using oil as lube
*sob*
Tie your balls with thin metal wire to a truck, yelling at them to floor it!
put rubbing alcohol on a q-tip and jam it inside your dick
How did i end up in this thread!
Use bengay as lube, but first mix splinters into it.
Pour sand in your urethra and then stick a toothpick covered in glue in it and start fucking your urethra with the glue covered toothpick.
Bengay on balls.
Getting a blowjob from a 90 year old male.
OH GOD :byodood:
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;27869955]Getting a blowjob from a 90 year old female.
OH GOD :byodood:[/QUOTE]
Yes Man
This one hobo ate shrooms and then pushed one meter of this millimeter-thin tube in is urethra. It got stuck, and the next day he putted some wire inside the tube. They needed a surgery to get it out.
Also;
[URL]http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-19.html[/URL]
Scrape a cinder block over your dick so you get bruises on your foreskin
fap with icy hot.
This thread needs more pictures.
BME Pain Olympics.
VERY NSFW: [url]http://www.painolympics.info/[/url]
[QUOTE=icypenguin;27870339]This thread needs more pictures.[/QUOTE]
YOU GOT IT (Also very NSFW)
[media]http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j435/venividivici74/bme.jpg[/media]
Also, there was a story of a man who dislocated his leg at the hip. When he went to the emergency room and they relocated it, he began screaming because his testicle was in the socket where his leg connected to his pelvis. :byodood:
[QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;27870346]Also, there was a story of a man who dislocated his leg at the hip. When he went to the emergency room and they relocated it, he began screaming because his testicle was in the socket where his leg connected to his pelvis. :byodood:[/QUOTE]
I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway.. :ohdear:
This thread is full of pussies. Apparently the equivalent of pregnancy for men is passing a kidney stone the size of a watermelon. [b]IMAGINE.[/B]
No more, please no more :ohdear:
Sticking a 30-foot piece of wire up your pee hole until it snags on something, then hooking the other end up to a car battery.
Shoving a straw down your urethra then pouring fire ants down the straw. Oh lawd have mercy!
[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;27871036]This thread is full of pussies. Apparently the equivalent of pregnancy for men is passing a kidney stone the size of a watermelon. [b]IMAGINE.[/B][/QUOTE]
I've never had kidney stones before, how is it?
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;27873269]I've never had kidney stones before, how is it?[/QUOTE]
We got names for them, meet them:
[img]http://odlarmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kidney_stone_agony_pain_misery.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=fritzel;27873493]We got names for them, meet them:
[img_thumb]http://odlarmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kidney_stone_agony_pain_misery.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
That "Agony" one doesn't look nice