China and US agree to work together in dealing with North Korea
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22131316[/url]
[quote]China and the US have vowed to work together to persuade North Korea to give up its nuclear programme and to settle tensions through dialogue.
A Chinese statement issued during a visit by US Secretary of State John Kerry said the nuclear issue was the "shared responsibility of all parties".
In Beijing Mr Kerry held talks with President Xi Jinping and Foreign Minister Wang Yi. In comments to Mr Xi, he said the world was facing "a critical time with some very challenging issues".
He later issued a statement saying the US and China were able "to underscore our joint commitment to the denuclearisation of the Korean peninsula in a peaceful manner".
He said the two sides would have "further discussions to bear down very quickly with great specificity on exactly how we will accomplish this goal".[/quote]
Well good
Kerry's shit-eating grin.
"Oh yeah you LIKE that policy, don't you baby"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/44A9UV6.png[/img]
"Mista Kerry, you embarass me, heehee"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Lnh2IIh.png[/img]
[editline]fuck[/editline]
It's like Jay Leno and George Bush had a child.
I wonder how Japan feels about all this.
I hope they're happy. NK has two superpowers on its ass now.
[QUOTE=thirty9th;40268268]Kerry's shit-eating grin.
"Oh yeah you LIKE that policy, don't you baby"
[editline]fuck[/editline]
It's like Jay Leno and George Bush had a child.
I wonder how Japan feels about all this.[/QUOTE]
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Kinda makes me think of dave's avatar
What if this was NK's plan all along.
Threaten the whole world, just so everyone will work together.
North Korea is actually a martyr.
Looks like NK just took one right in the nuts
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;40268307]What if this was NK's plan all along.
Threaten the whole world, just so everyone will work together.
North Korea is actually a martyr.[/QUOTE]
Kim Jong-Un for peace diplomat
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Kim_Jong_Jerry.png[/img]
Sorry folks this one is pretty shit compared to my previous work, I'll try harder on the next one.
[QUOTE=thirty9th;40268268]Kerry's shit-eating grin.
"Oh yeah you LIKE that policy, don't you baby"[/QUOTE]
thats the typical white politician grin
here it is as demonstrated by Steve White
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xVThavx.png[/IMG]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eWLQ4_INqCQ#t=71s[/url]
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;40268307]What if this was NK's plan all along.
Threaten the whole world, just so everyone will work together.
North Korea is actually a martyr.[/QUOTE]
What if KJU is trying to provoke an invasion so the invading forces would have to take responsibility and help out the people
[editline]13th April 2013[/editline]
And Nobel Peace Prize goes to Kimmy?
[QUOTE=Jund;40268975]What if KJU is trying to provoke an invasion so the invading forces would have to take responsibility and help out the people
[editline]13th April 2013[/editline]
And Nobel Peace Prize goes to Kimmy?[/QUOTE]
"Oh noes! It appears that you have found people in need of assistance in our great country. Such a weird event this all is! Help now pls"
[QUOTE=Jund;40268975]What if KJU is trying to provoke an invasion so the invading forces would have to take responsibility and help out the people
[editline]13th April 2013[/editline]
And Nobel Peace Prize goes to Kimmy?[/QUOTE]
"Imagine all the food to eat and things to look at I could buy with that prize money"
Welp, North Korea just made two unlikely super powers work together in teaching North Korea a lesson, guess they really need to reconsider their options.
Probably went like this
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VdO2Ipe.jpg[/img]
BREAKING NEWS: North Korea vanished. In it's place: A fuckton of radiation.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40270435]BREAKING NEWS: North Korea vanished. In it's place: A fuckton of radiation.[/QUOTE]
Civilian casualties still unknown at this time.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40270435]BREAKING NEWS: North Korea vanished. In it's place: A fuckton of radiation.[/QUOTE]
BREAKING NEWS: No nuclear radiations, only a bug on iPhone maps that redirected our reporter in Chernobyl.
Next issue on RBBC (Real Bold Bullshit Channel): Hitler didn't made the holocaust, jews suicided themselves to blame him.
[QUOTE=thirty9th;40268268]Kerry's shit-eating grin.
"Oh yeah you LIKE that policy, don't you baby"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/44A9UV6.png[/img]
"Mista Kerry, you embarass me, heehee"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Lnh2IIh.png[/img]
[editline]fuck[/editline]
It's like Jay Leno and George Bush had a child.
I wonder how Japan feels about all this.[/QUOTE]
someone funnier than me should turn it into a picture like this
[img]http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/11/10487be66f2bf9393f5f1b3aa49a2668-obama-san.jpg[/img]
[editline]13th April 2013[/editline]
actually i thought about it more and it wouldn't make too much sense what with kerry smiling and all...
[QUOTE=Archimedes;40270517]Civilian casualties still unknown at this time.[/QUOTE]
No civilian casualties, they were all turned into army men and women just before being converted into radiation and ascending to the heavens with the great leader riding a cloud of cotton candy and singing gangnam style while shooting rainbows out of their asses.
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