• Of all the people to choose, former VP Dick Cheney to speak at RNC on how to broaden party appeal to
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[quote]Los Angeles (CNN) - Former Vice President Dick Cheney will address members of the Republican National Committee gathering here in California this week for strategy sessions on how to broaden the GOP’s appeal with voters. It is unclear what topic Cheney will speak on, but this is the first formal gathering of national party members since RNC Chairman Reince Priebus issued a report last month examining all aspects of the national party, including what steps the GOP should take to reach out to new voters, specifically Asian Americans, blacks, Hispanics and young people. [/quote] [url]http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/04/10/cheney-to-address-rnc-as-gop-maps-a-political-path-forward/[/url] :v:
I bet his speech goes like "I suggest we stop talking about abortion...or gay marriage...or rape, legitimate or not...or guns...or Christianity...or abstinence...or anything else that makes us seem old fashioned and irrelevant in today's world." "Okay, so what CAN we talk about?" "I'm sorry, but my time here is over, I have other pressing engagements to attend to. Good luck!"
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;40239312][url]http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/04/10/cheney-to-address-rnc-as-gop-maps-a-political-path-forward/[/url] :v:[/QUOTE] Yeah, choose Cheney to speak, and pick Palin to help with the moderates. That will help you get more votes, the completely retarded batshit insane nutjob that happens to be black/asian/hispanic/young. In all seriousness, its not the best choice, nor the worst. I mean, off the top of my head, I can name people who are worse than Cheney to speak on how they can reach new voters, like that weird batshit crazy fetus hugging politician, Palin, Bachmann.
That's like hiring Richard Dawkins to teach classes on religious sensitivity.
He makes his appearance by stepping out from the bushes. [video=youtube;p1Fs9O2Hji8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Fs9O2Hji8[/video]
Cheney's a great pick because he can explain the benefits of a life dedicated to Satan, his dark lord and master, in a really easy to understand and appealing way.
"Let's ignore all evidence and claim Iran has nukes, invade them without going through the UN then hunker down for 10 years"
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