• Facepunch is attacked by zombies!
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A_CGkVO8cE[/media] [img]http://fusionfilter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/shaun-of-the-dead-zombie-group.jpg[/img] FACEPUNCH IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE HORDES OF THE INTERNET ZOMBIES!! ALL FACEPUNCH MODS AND GOLDMEMBERS! TO THE FRONT LINES!!! EVERYONE ELSE TOO ARMS!!! What will you do to fend off the zombie invaders?
Make a stupid thread to entertain them.
I'd just log off. They can't get you then. Oh wait..
Just push the nearest Facepuncher down a slope full of zombies, then let gravity do the rest. 250 kilograms of rolling death.
Get with a friend. Grab some pool cues. Play "Don't Stop Me Now" By Queen on the jukebox.
id kill them all with my bare hands crisis averted everybody chill its cool now
I'd fap.
They'd probably look at all the posts in Fast Threads and realize that most of the member-base here is brain-dead and just leave.
Try to save Garry heroically. Please give me gold member for saying that.
make a thread about necromancers
Save Olanov :love:
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;28026331]Save Olanov :love:[/QUOTE] d'aaaaaaaaw. :3 I would save you too. :love:
Get a moderator to ban the zombies. /thread
Troll them.
Facepunch is in the Internet, the zombies can't do shit to me IRL.
Get moderator to close thread locking them in.
log off
kill zombie op, burn infectous thread, delete facepunch off the face of the Earth.
Fight for my life and when I'm about to die log off.
ask ytr to make enough bad threads to drown them
Throw you towards them to distract 'em while i close the tab. Shit thread by the way.
Check my arms, because I know I wasn't this high just a second ago.
Nothing at all.
Log off by deleting the cache. :smug:
Spam 'em with pictures of hot chicks that tase so good they can't stand a chance, and when they touch 'em they'll automaticaly got tricklinked to the OIFY and get even more brainwashed and will be stuck there forever allone.
How would an internet website get attacked by zombies? Unless they attack our web host in which case most of us are too far away to even try and defend it.
Go to the "Drop Dead Threads" :v:
This looks like a Dead Frontier reference.
Hide in the GMF
Cut my dick off and feed it to my pet zombie Carl.
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