• Congratulations, your God. Make a universe!
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You wake up, make breakfast, grab some coffee, perhaps. On your way to work, a blinding flash occurs. White overtakes everything. White fades to black. The universe, as you know it, has ended. Fast forward as far as the human mind can imagine. You open your eyes to an infinite white space with no end. As your mind begins to wonder about your current situation, the room drops to black. The universe as it used to be appears before you, in it's earliest state of infancy. The fact begins to dawn on you, slowly but surely: [b]Your God.[/b] What do you do? The universe is the canvas, your the artist. What do keep? What changes? What purpose do you give it? Any at all? Or do you leave it to make it's own? The universe is in the palm of your hand. Personally, I couldn't bring myself to change much, if any at all. I couldn't even begin to fathom the consequences of altering one small part of the universe.
:downs: my god
everything=boobies
The first thing I'd do is fix your thread title. [editline]01:18PM[/editline] Then boobies.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;23038723]everything=boobies[/QUOTE] So it appears Dan has become the universe.
I'd make everyone spell everything properly first
[Immature, sexually oriented response]
I would make it so the animal body would be extremely simple and functional, making it easier to overcome sickness and replace body parts in animals and humans alike.
Make less fat chicks
This is such fail, why is it so hard for people to comprehend the difference between your and you're?
[QUOTE=Vexxus;23038977]This is such fail, why is it so hard for people to comprehend the difference between your and you're?[/QUOTE] umad
I would make everything like before, but a random lottery would occur (Only for hippies and furries or crazy people like that) in which they get crushed by a sack of pennies.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;23038876]I would make it so the animal body would be extremely simple and functional, making it easier to overcome sickness and replace body parts in animals and humans alike.[/QUOTE] no no fucking way NO FUCKING WAY. Anthros? Get back in your fucking hole,sick fuck. Eh,make furries stop existing because of the above.They want to be fucking animals.What the fuck.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;23038876]I would make it so the animal body would be extremely simple and functional, making it easier to overcome sickness and replace body parts in animals and humans alike.[/QUOTE] No bestiality in this fetish huh :downs: In my universe, there is ALWAYS a Dominos pizza place close by. :buddy:
I'd make dragons, cthulhu, bigfoot, and all that cool mythical shit real.
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;23040319]no no fucking way NO FUCKING WAY. Anthros? Get back in your fucking hole,sick fuck. Eh,make furries stop existing because of the above.They want to be fucking animals.What the fuck.[/QUOTE] I'd stop your parents from having kids for a start.
Fix retards mixing up [I]Your and You're[/I]
Weren't you the guy who made the thread about Towel Jesus?
[QUOTE=Saza;23040636]Weren't you the guy who made the thread about Towel Jesus?[/QUOTE] That was some time ago.
I'd incorporate some of my ideas for stories into the universe then splice it all horribly with my favourite video games.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5bbi-OzFY[/media] BOOTY PARTY! This fits the general personality of facepunch very well in my mind so... [/thread]
I would have the same constants and laws of physics that was "ruling" the previous verse. In other words: Restart.
Make a universe of all my fav games one game per planet.
Make a supercomputer... make a game so big.. that you would spend your entire life completing 1% of it. and... yes.. Deleting Justin Bieber.
1) Scrap relativity. Go as fast as you like. 2) Cruise around the universe and create life. Establish a rapport with all sentient species to make damn sure they know I exist.
Create a species in my own image. But they would be smarter and stronger then puny humans. But then make some zombie race for them to fight. [editline]09:52PM[/editline] Also let people know I'm real. NO DOUBTERS ON MY WATCH!
Create an infinitely intelligent and beneficent super computer to rule the world. Leave Earth to create new life.
Split myself in half (power-wise), let one half rule the universe, take control of the other half and live in the new universe. If I want something changed, I change it. I also give the ruling half restricted free-will to do what he pleases, but it must check with me (the other half) first.
Someone has been watching bruce almighty.
Destroy blood, stupid thing is useless, I bleed even when it doesn't hurt. :saddowns:
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