• Safety Tips for Kids! by Maddox
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[url]http://maddox.xmission.com/[/url] Just checked the site to see if there's any updates and wow what happened Either way, enjoy the read
[quote]Safe kids know that the only way to shoot someone safely is if you have good aim, and the only way to get good aim is to practice shooting all the time.[/quote] This site is good reading.
wow, there needs to be a DVD Of this.
[QUOTE=-Jesus-;21668286]This site is good reading.[/QUOTE] Indeed.
Very entertaining.
[Quote]Sometimes ducking down and letting a car pass over you is the best option. Just make sure there's enough clearance under the car. If not, you may find jumping helpful.[/Quote] lol. This shit would have been helpful if I was a kid, now am too old to be safe :'(
[IMG]http://imgur.com/tY6YG.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgur.com/Z5BOu.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgur.com/LcIGf.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgur.com/aLlul.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgur.com/95uH3.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgur.com/bbepe.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgur.com/sXqaJ.png[/IMG] :geno:
Oh wow.
Op is useful
lol Tenso.
thats it? Kind of a lame update. I know Maddox can be pretty juvenile sometimes but this..
Oh Maddox :allears:
Not as good as it usually is.
fucking great
Fun fact: I found this site accidentally through google when looking for things to put in my ass.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;21669050]**Pictures of little kid**[/QUOTE] Oh Jesus I Laughed so hard
[quote=Maddox]Finally, and this will be the last thing you do, grab the cable to see if there's still a current running through it. If there is, let go! [/quote] I see what they did there :v:
Best safety-related thing to read ever. Damn, we need a video based on this and start showing it in schools as a [i]Safety Video[/i]
If "Safety" is what they call it :v:
[quote] 3. Clean Sex Toys After Every Use Proper storage and maintenance of your sex toys will ensure safety and a long life. If you notice your dildos chipped, cracked, or stained, throw them away! [b]Make sure not to put the toy in your vagina after it's been in your pooper without washing it first.[/b] It's best to use a condom with toys, and even vegetables such as cucumbers, zucchini, eggplant and butternut squash. [/quote] :smith:
[quote]Here's a fact: robbers can walk into your home any time they want, make a sandwich, use your bathroom and play with your mom's titties.[/quote] :v:
The last section was disturbing. Classic Maddox.
I learned two things today: Dental dams for cunnulingus and carrying babies on your back when crossing freeways.
Last section was pure win.
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