• R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" saga continues
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[IMG]http://deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rkelly-trapped-ifc1.jpeg[/IMG] [QUOTE] Seven years after the series began, [B]R. Kelly[/B] has finally stepped back into the [I]Closet[/I]. [URL="http://www.complex.com/music/2012/10/r-kelly-gives-the-release-date-for-trapped-in-the-closet-series"]Yesterday we learned[/URL] that 20 new chapters of Kellz’s [I]Trapped in the Closet [/I]series will be released the day after Thanksgiving, and today we get a taste of what’s to come. IFC has posted Chapter 23, a two and a half minute clip of Kelly sitting in his narrator chair updating the audience on each character’s whereabouts. There’s also a new trailer for what’s being called [I]Trapped in the Closet: The Next Installment[/I], and it is quite dramatic. Watch those clips above and below and get excited for the “like a hundred chapters to come.” [/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.complex.com/music/2012/10/watch-a-trailer-for-a-new-chapter-of-r-kellys-trapped-in-the-closet[/URL] [video=youtube;tqBW6l42I9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBW6l42I9s[/video]
Why does he keep making these. They are all comedic gold.
"And I pull out my gun!!!!"
Aww man, xmas came early this year
brb gonna rewatch the entire series
I hear chapters 27-34 deal entirely with urination.
OH GOD YES THANK YOU IFC
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Oh my god I'm so excited, I live for this shit. Although this one was especially bad, but maybe that's because I haven't seen the others in a while. 80% of the shit didn't even rhyme partially. Come on Kelly step your game up.
I have the first installment entirely memorized. I like it okay :c
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;38084034]I hear chapters 27-34 deal entirely with urination.[/QUOTE] I'm standing in the closet, relieving myself Just standing in the closet, taking a piss When I realize Hey, wait a minute Wait just a goddamn minute This isn't a water closet It's just a regular closet I'm pissing in some random guy's closet Why am I in his closet And why do his clothes smell like piss And I don't mean my piss Because that would be understandable If they smelled like my piss I have pretty distinctive piss This is not my piss That I am smelling On this guy's jacket In this guy's closet
so tim and eric have a new season? coolk
I've been waiting for the sequel for quite a while now.
I watched them all, and they were OK. As a song, they're not very good, but as an...rap opera? it's good.
YES, THANK YOU R. KELLY. [editline]17th October 2012[/editline] [video=youtube;O29YcBHpH5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29YcBHpH5E[/video] Thread music.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;38083916]Why does he keep making these. [/QUOTE] See: [QUOTE=codemaster85;38083916]They are all comedic gold.[/QUOTE]
I heard about this a few months ago, cannot wait. This shit is amazing. The funniest thing I have heard related to it is a radio DJ (Scott Mills) giving a running commentary trying to make sense of what is going on. iirc they ended up with a flow chart involved to explain it. If you have hours to waste you should listen to it. (Episode one is [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjI5ndklNCQ]here[/url])
i love R. Kelly, especially this song [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZN565uhnGc[/media]
I can't fucking wait oh my god [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyvzfgxY0kc[/media]
Real #trapped shit.
[QUOTE=sixtyten;38084673]Real #trapped shit.[/QUOTE] Why are you hashtagging...
I find these quite good. They seem to be a self-aware subtle humor involved with them.
Oh man I love these. Watching them again. :v:
I never thought I would live to see this happening, it came out of the blue. And that's good.
He's a decent singer. "Where are you, Chuck?" Lmao. I absolutely cannot take this seriously since MadTV, not that you're supposed to or anything.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKJ9tLoRqSo[/media]
What exactly is this?
[QUOTE=krazipanda;38085172]What exactly is this?[/QUOTE] A ridiculous drama filled r&b/rap opera. And it's [B]very[/B] entertaining.
My heart skipped a beat when I saw the title. Fucking finally, I loved the shit out this guy's work. Man is a comedic genius.
K-Rino is a way better rapper than this guy, he also made a story series: 1 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0hqkjslznM[/media] 2 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYe27FZVjIE[/media] 3 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wVG2P8yxA0&feature=relmfu[/media] 4 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUJDViKMjvk&feature=relmfu[/media]
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