Okay so Facepunch this is a tad alarming. I've got what looks like a pimple on the right side of my shaft. It acts like a pimple I guess, can pop it, bit of puss comes out and less than a drop of blood, but it won't go away. Had it for a day and a half now, and I kind of expected it to go away after a day and a good washing, because I heard pimples do sometimes pop up down there but it won't.
Okay, so now details. Ive never had sex. Never been blown, and the last time I touched a girls down there was probably 8 months ago, so that's unlikely at best. Very little went on, so I would be surprised if it were a sexually transmitted something.
The day before I got it I had jacked off with some aveeno shit. Again, probably irrelevant, but I read somewhere that chronic masturbation (a problem of mine) sometimes causes these?
I want to go to a clinic soon, but that would be rather awkward so if I can avoid it I will. Though I know, even if I can, I probably shouldn't risk it. Still, any help?
[editline]16th October 2010[/editline]
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We're gonna have to amputate
no pics oh good no, probably nothing just wait it out few days then go doctor, its not awkward its their job.
we're gonna have to - ninja'd
Did you get "it" caught while zipping your pants?
[sp]Its hurt like a bitch![/sp]
I once got the syphs from some bitch at a party.
I thought they were pimples too at first. :frown:
More than likely an ingrown hair. You can pop it yourself (Will take time and a lot of pressure put on it, in the end it'll probably hurt like hell,) or you can visit the doctor and get a cream for it.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;25433912]Did you get "it" caught while zipping your pants?[/QUOTE]
No. Again, it's basically a pimple and looks like a pimple, but that's how a lot of symptoms are described according to google.
Unlikely you have an STI/D
[QUOTE=superdinoman;25433923]I once got the syphs from some bitch at a party.
I thought they were pimples too at first. :frown:[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry. Let it go, bastard.
Might be important to note that it doesn't hurt to touch or anything.
I found the answer,[b]Get back with your fucking lives[/b]
Answer:
So called (and looking like) pimples are normal. They are pearly penile papules, small in size (approximately 1-2 mm) and they look just like pimples, but are not pimples. They are actually tinny glands, and you shouldn't pick on them. They occur (usually) around the margin of the penis head, and can be seen when foreskin is pulled back. They usually develop in teenage years, but may occur up to the age of 40. They are visible in some men, while in others are less noticeable. Around 10% of men is affected by pearly penile papules.
Answer #2:
After masturbation or sexual intercourse hard swelling might appear near the foreskin, in the shaft of the head of the penis. This swelling is called lymphocele, and is caused by temporary blockage of the lymphatic channels at the area described. This condition is also normal and goes away on its own without any after-effects.
That doesn't sound like it....
[QUOTE=Pocket Lenin;25434015]That doesn't sound like it....[/QUOTE]
I'm basically saying,[b]It's normal[/b]
I've had one on my balls before. I popped the shit out of it.
You don't have an STI.
I'm sorry, but this is a strong symptom of cancer, you're most likely going to die.
Okay, a word of advice for you. i had my own experiences about this.
Do NOT pop it. never. if it pops by itself, then its nothing to worry about, but do not try to pop it, never.
Remember to wash it every time you shower, it should go away in a week or two. it is just like a pimple on your face, but its on your dick. you do not want acne on your penis.
[editline]16th October 2010[/editline]
Oh, and welcome to facepunch.
You better hope it's not one of those pimples where it takes double the effort to pop it and when you do it's like
"BOOOOOOOSHHHH" and a huge amount of puss goes flying across the room onto the mirror and you leak blood like a motherfucker and it hurts like shit.
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fucking iPhone making me accidentally rate myself and making me look like a prick
The avatar says it all.
It's not good fucking a Bieber cardboard cut-out.
You're hitting puberty Mr. Bieber!
you are HIV positive.
It [i]is[/i] your dick.
just leave it alone, spots will come and sometimes you can't get rid of them just by squeezing. the more you squeeze it the more you're gonna irritate it and the longer it'll stick around, so just leave it. yes it might be annoying, but it'll go
Get a pic, put it in media tags.
Inb4 small image.
Lance it
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With acid
[editline]16th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;25436180]I've got a pimple on my ass but I don't complain do I?[/QUOTE]
That's my wife
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;25438549]You better hope it's not one of those pimples where it takes double the effort to pop it and when you do it's like
"BOOOOOOOSHHHH" and a huge amount of puss goes flying across the room onto the mirror and you leak blood like a motherfucker and it hurts like shit.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits so well.
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