• I killed a big hornet. What do I do with it?
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I just killed a big hornet, nasty thing. I want to do something with it, it's been dead for a day or so, but it's perfectly intact, and I'm extremely bored. Should I give it a proper burial or do something insane to it? Suggest what I should do. Also, I will not stick it up my bum.
throw it out
Cook and eat it.
[QUOTE=Randomasse;23333787]Also, I will not stick it up my bum.[/QUOTE] Stick it up your penis.
Release him to the nature, you heartless monster, he did nothing to you :(
Stick it up your bum.
funeral
Smart arse above isn't so smart.
make a miniature head trophy
Take a picture of / with it, make a castle and kingdom for it, kill a wife for him, then make them have babies, throw it at children... The list goes on.
Liking that, Sajeno. [editline]06:45PM[/editline] Just decorated its surroundings with grass and other similar shit. He is looking juust fiineee.
get some wooden sticks and make a little box for him. put him in, bury him. OH, almost forgot!!! Make sure you play something sad in the background.
Jizz on it, post pics
I had a hornet the size of my hand on my back before. Apparently it was there for like 5 minutes and everyone thought it would be HILARIOUS not to tell me.
I once caught one, gassed it, and stuck it in resin, preserving it as a trophy for all eternity.
Fap onto it.
throw it away. don't waste your time
Simple... 1. Post pics--only the interwebs can truly determine how big it is. 2. Disect
build it a tiny set of gallows.
Make a tiny boat, find a puddle, put body in boat, put boat in puddle. Send out a message to those fuckers
Take its sting and stick it in your hand so you'll become Hornetman.
Post thread about it.
BBQ it.
Chuu is right. Get a quarter of an A4 paper, put it on concrete (or any non-flammable material), set it on fire, drop body on it. Or, catapult it (with an airsoft, for instance.)
Turn it into a cyborg. Name him Badass Hornet.
Post a picture of it
Turn yourself in for murder.
Stick half of it in your bum and the other half up your penis.
[QUOTE=RedRibbonMurderer;23335743]Turn it into a cyborg. Name him Badass Hornet.[/QUOTE] Fucking borderlands and your high level monsters when I'm level 6. :argh:
Cut off its head and add it to your trophies.
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