Designated Shitting Poll (How do you wipe your ass?).
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This is a poll that is being conducted to find out how the population of FP washes their rear end.
i do
Who the fuck cleans their ass with a mug?
[QUOTE=TentuZero;49949353]Who the fuck cleans their ass with a mug?[/QUOTE]
a mug has a convenient handle for leverage while you're scooping the shit from your asshole
Regular old TP. On rare occasions I take a shower after.
But if I ever built my own house, you bet your ass I'd put a bidet in that motherfucker. Fuck the fucker who said "These bidets, they gotta go. Why actually wash your ass when you could just rub tissue paper on it?".
japanese ass hydroblasters
Dry paper but I'm thinking more and more that wet wipes are the way to go...
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;49949387]Dry paper but I'm thinking more and more that wet wipes are the way to go...[/QUOTE]
por que no los dos
[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;49949389]por que no los dos[/QUOTE]
At one point I used to use wet toilet paper then dry.
I use Washlet (those toilet seats that clean your butt) and clean off the remaining wet parts with toilet paper. And of course wash my hands after.
A question to those who have used a bidet: what is it like?
It must be stronger than a water fountain if it is to clean your ass, right?
[QUOTE=bitches;49949680]A question to those who have used a bidet: what is it like?
It must be stronger than a water fountain if it is to clean your ass, right?[/QUOTE]
Sprays water with enough pressure to clean your colon. Great if you plan to do some bedroom stuff later.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49949689]Sprays water with enough pressure to clean your colon. Great if you plan to do some bedroom stuff later.[/QUOTE]
so it fucks you with a jet of water, okay
next question: why would anyone buy one of the separate bidet bathroom fixtures, rather than having one built into their toilet?
I use fluffy tp, but if I'm camping or I need to be cleaner or something I get baby wipes. They feel so good.
You've never truly lived until you've wiped your ass with moss
Just take a bath right after you poop like a normal person, you can also play with the little nuggets that got stuck in between your ass hairs for added fun
Are shit threads going to be the new thing?
[QUOTE=Melombine;49949876]You've never truly lived until you've wiped your ass with moss[/QUOTE]
Intti-style?
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49949887]Just take a bath right after you poop like a normal person, [B]you can also play with the little nuggets that got stuck in between your ass hairs for added fun[/B][/QUOTE]
What the fuck. :sick:
According to the poll, do you guys not wash your hands after pooping? I'm so confused.
I do it the normal way, but the Japanese have the idea down packed
Those futuristic toilets I used when I visited last year were real efficient
I use dry paper but if it's a bad shit i use wet paper then dry then use a lighter to burn away the stubborn bits of poopoo
[QUOTE=Jackpody;49950012]According to the poll, do you guys not wash your hands after pooping? I'm so confused.[/QUOTE]
I somehow didn't even see it honestly.
I find the results of the poll disgusting.
Most of the people just use dry toilet paper, and don't even bother cleaning their ass beyond wiping the visible shit off.
Dry toilet paper could make you butt-hurt if you are careless.
i don't see any option for using seashells
As I shit daily, usually at school or at work like clockwork, bathing after shitting won't cut it at all for me.
You savage, bidet-less motherfuckers. How the fuck can you live without it? Do you take a shower right after taking a shit?
[QUOTE=bitches;49949680]A question to those who have used a bidet: what is it like?[/QUOTE]
Same as using water and soap when you have dirty hands. You don't just wipe them with a piece of cloth or paper. You wash and scrub your mittens until they are squeaky clean.
Same thing, with bidet users. You could eat off our buttholes, that's how clean they are.
Plus, it's a lot more hygienic for the ladies when they're on their period... I don't even want to imagine how most "western" ladies deal with their parts without a bidet.
how the hell would you be able to use baby wipes? after folding that shit it would too small and i'd just get shit on my fingers
I've used wet-wipes and stuff before and I always feel fucking nasty afterwards and have to wash my hands twice as vigorously.
Dry toilet paper unless there's a Bidet around. Never had the good fortune.
[QUOTE=Simplemac3;49950183]I've used wet-wipes and stuff before and I always feel fucking nasty afterwards and have to wash my hands twice as vigorously.
Dry toilet paper unless there's a Bidet around. Never had the good fortune.[/QUOTE]
About 2 years ago when I stayed in Vegas, since you cavemen don't have any bidets, I had do basically reprogram my body to take a shit every morning, before taking a shower. It wasn't *that* bad (I do that every now and then back home), but it's still rather annoying.
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE, IT'S $current_year!!!
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