Sometimes it's good, like Weed or Ecstacy.
Sometimes it's weird, like Novos or Anti-Depressants.
Sometimes it's embarassing, like many types of pills
Sometimes it's downright fucked up.
Wanna have the MOST insane orgasm of your life?
1) Take 80mg Cirpalax orally
2) Wait 36 hours
3) Smoke Bowl and Bowl and another Bowl
4) Do the Deed
amphetamines make it look smaller when it's flaccid :|
My penis looks much the same
:cop::butt:
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Fact: It is impossible to have an erection on DXM
[QUOTE=Anubis678;15783897]Fact: It is impossible to have an erection on DXM[/QUOTE]
Fact:You're completely wrong.
I wish :[
Slightly off the topic? Have you ever fapped while high? Don't know why but shit feels awesome.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;15783897]Fact: It is impossible to have an erection on DXM[/QUOTE]
Are you sure? It's really hard to get it up when you're on one but viagra will surely fix it?
[QUOTE=TheBiggestStick;15787385]Are you sure? It's really hard to get it up when you're on one but viagra will surely fix it?[/QUOTE]
I meant impossible [b]without[/b] ED medication.
I've been horny as hell on DXM, but never gotten it up.
I can't imagine not having the ability to get a boner...even if you jack it just kinda sits there?
I've wanked on DXM.
you guys are all limp
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I got really tired
It takes fuckin forever to bust when im rollin.
I have literally ripped a bong set the bong down on my end table and then proceeded to beat guts and may I say it was pretty fuckin dope.
[QUOTE=HairyGoatMan;15785806]Slightly off the topic? Have you ever fapped while high? Don't know why but shit feels awesome.[/QUOTE]
Who doesn't fap or fuck when high?
Jews,
[QUOTE=YouHasSauce?;15814848]Jews,[/QUOTE]And?
[QUOTE=whenisitover;15815272]And?[/QUOTE]
You.
Lol.
I can't get off while on opiates. Guess it just makes my dick numb.
I don't think i've had sex while stoned, but I will consider it and report back to you guys
I tried jerking it while peaking on acid once, I was watching some POV porn and this chick was giving head and the longer I looked at her the more I started to think about what kind of circumstances led her to becoming a whore who sucked and fucked on film, and how artificial the act of copulation must seem to her, like, she does it for nothing more than a paycheck right? I began thinking about the shallowness of the porn industry in general, and it's objectification of woman; how could you face your parents knowing they know you get fucked in the ass and came on for money and it's all legal and legit? It's entertainment I guess but at what kind of personal price? Time and time again you're just used as a hole and after you get too old or too unattractive to have any appeal then what? If all you've known is fucking then what can you do after you've stopped being fuckable? It's all kinds of fucked up man.
Also the chick started to look more and more like a cross eyed fish with a dick in its mouth.
Bitch gets paid for having orgasms. If she wants to have that seen on TV, then fuck, it's kind of like her dream job though, right?
[QUOTE=PieHard92;15917765]I tried jerking it while peaking on acid once, I was watching some POV porn and this chick was giving head and the longer I looked at her the more I started to think about what kind of circumstances led her to becoming a whore who sucked and fucked on film, and how artificial the act of copulation must seem to her, like, she does it for nothing more than a paycheck right? I began thinking about the shallowness of the porn industry in general, and it's objectification of woman; how could you face your parents knowing they know you get fucked in the ass and came on for money and it's all legal and legit? It's entertainment I guess but at what kind of personal price? Time and time again you're just used as a hole and after you get too old or too unattractive to have any appeal then what? If all you've known is fucking then what can you do after you've stopped being fuckable? It's all kinds of fucked up man.
Also the chick started to look more and more like a cross eyed fish with a dick in its mouth.[/QUOTE]
lol yep, acid will do that to you.
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[QUOTE=HairyGoatMan;15921396]Bitch gets paid for having orgasms. If she wants to have that seen on TV, then fuck, it's kind of like her dream job though, right?[/QUOTE]
God, you're so fucking stupid. Please leave.
Last time I had sex when I was high i lasted probably an hour and a half as compared to the usual 15-30 mins so I think its a pretty big improvment
[QUOTE=Swearblocked;15959351]Last time I had sex when I was high i lasted probably an hour and a half as compared to the usual 15-30 mins so I think its a pretty big improvment[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing your sense of time was distorted quite a bit.
My girlfriend doesn't want me too last longer than 15 minutes.
Your girlfriend is lame
[QUOTE=the420DEWD;15777457]Wanna have the MOST insane orgasm of your life?
1) Take 80mg Cirpalax orally
2) Wait 36 hours
3) Smoke Bowl and Bowl and another Bowl
4) Do the Deed[/QUOTE]
I don't think it's a good idea to take antidepressants recreationally.
[QUOTE=Pepin;15973391]I'm guessing your sense of time was distorted quite a bit.
My girlfriend doesn't want me too last longer than 15 minutes.[/QUOTE]
maybe you're just bad and she doesn't want you to humiliate yourself for longer than 15 minutes?
[QUOTE=Pepin;15973391]I'm guessing your sense of time was distorted quite a bit.
My girlfriend doesn't want me too last longer than 15 minutes.[/QUOTE]
If your girlfriend wants you to stop at any point during, you're fucking up
[QUOTE=LPlovercam;15982941]If your girlfriend wants you to stop at any point during, you're fucking up[/QUOTE]
No, she's just reached her climax. I'm not sure if she is sensitive, or if I'm just good, but she doesn't take too long to climax.
To think of it another way, imagine you just came and your girlfriend wants you to keep going.
[QUOTE=Qwerty?;15979467]Your girlfriend is lame[/QUOTE]
Girls that want you to last for like an hour are fucking ridiculous
I would know
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