• Embarrasing Stories
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Well, This was back in the sixth grade, There was a group of people in the hallway talking about stuff, I walk past them and I feel a fart coming, I clench my fist and [b] [highlight] RIPPED [/b] [/highlight] ASS so hard, it was about as loud as a drumset, everyone looks at me and starts laughing I turn around and realised I shit my pants. Your turn
Well, this was back in sixth grade. This poor Irish boy was walking by my friends and I in the hall, and then he clenched his fist and RIPPED ASS so hard. It was about as loud as a drumset. Everyone looked at him and started laughing when they realized he had shit his pants. I was so embarrassed for him.
Well, this was a while back (some years). I'm a janitor at a school and I was sweeping a hall when some boy were looking at a Poor Irish Boy who was walking by the first boys friends and then he clenched his fist and RIPPED ASS so hard. It was as loud as a drumset. Everyone else looked at him and started laughing when they realized he had shit his pants. Guess who got to clean it up?
This happened last year. I'm a teacher at a school and I was talking to a student who was having issues with his homework, I didn't see much, but I noticed out of the corner of my eye that a student started clenching his fist and RIPPED ARSE so hard. It was about, as loud as the drumsets in the music room, I struggled not to laugh as I noticed that he shit his pants somehow.
Well, This was back when I was peeping on some sixth graders I was watching this group of people in the hallway talking about stuff through a window, then I saw this fat kid walking past them and he looked in quite alot of pain, then all I saw was him clenching his fist and he then RIPPED ASS so hard, it was about as loud as a drumset, everyone looks at him and I started laughing as he turns around and realised he shit his pants. I had to quickly get the hell out of there as I noticed a teacher trying not to laugh.
This happened last year, I decided to shoot up my school because I'm addicted to vidya gaems, I was about to whip out my father's pistol and clear the hallway when this stupid Irish kid clenched his fists and RIPPED ASS so hard, it was about as loud as a drumset, everyone stared at him and we started laughing when we realised he shit his pants. I was laughing so much I forgot to shoot up the school.
Well, this was back when my son was in the sixth grade Apparently, my son had to fart, so he clenched his fist and ripped ASS so hard, that a teacher who was there when it happened told me it was as loud as a drumset. Everyone looked at him and started laughing, and that's when he realized he'd shit hismself Guess who had to wash his pants that night?
Well, this was back when my owner/wearer was in sixth grade. There I was, minding my own business being worn and being pants and all is cool when the boy who wears me walks by a couple of guys, and suddenly Shirt screams because the guy clenched his fist and RIPPED ASS so hard that everyone except the janitor laughed. It was loud as a drumset and everyone looked at him and laughed. Guess who got washed that night?
Well, this was back when I was principal in a school I was called out to go to a class room on and while walking down the halls at lunch there was this young Irish kid who was walking, he looked as if he were in pain, me hurrying to the classroom didnt allow me to ask him why then he suddently, clenching his fist, and he then RIPPED ASS so hard, it was about as loud as a drumset, everyone looks at him and I started laughing as he turns around and realised he shit his pants. Guess who had to send him home?
Well, this was back when I was a chicken sandwich at some gay school somewhere, I was just done being digested in a poor Irish boy's stomach, then I saw some muscles clench hard and the rectum opened and RIPPED ASS so hard. It was about as loud as a drumset. Everyone turned to him and laughed as I was propelled out into his pants. Guess who had to be scraped off of his underwear?
Well, this was back when I was on the police force. This irish kid at the local school apparently needed to fart so he clenched his fists and RIPPED ASS and shit himself. He was so embarassed that he shot up the school the next day, everyone died. All except for a few students, a janitor, 1 teacher and the principal. Funny thing is, some peeping tom told us some other kid was about to start shooting everyone, but after the poor boy shit himself, the other kid laughed and forgot to. The kids' jeans and a chicken sandwich were also victims of this event Strange, strange world.
Combo Breaker
Well, This was back when I was a floor tile, I was just sitting there being a floor tile, when some fatass steps on me. I look up at him and he makes a weird face, then he clenched his fist and RIPPED ASS so hard, it was about as loud as a drumset, everyone looks him and starts laughing I realized he just shit on me.
Well, that was today I was looking a thread a dude posted and all was really funny until some dumb guy post "Combo breaker" Poor boy :sigh:
Well, this was back in the sixth grade. I just got done masturbating to this poor Irish boy I'm deeply in love with. As I walked out of the girl's bathroom, I see him, but he seemed in quite a lot of pain. I decided to walk toward him and help him but he RIPPED ASS so hard. It was loud as a drumset. Everyone looks at him and laughs. Guess who got a new lover that night?
Well, this was back in the sixth grade. I was just minding my own business, being a Superintendent, checking out this one gay school when this one Irish kid RIPPED ASS so hard. It was loud as a drumset. Everyone looks at him and laughs. Guess which school didn't get extra funding?
At a birthday party I was really drunk when I was 12. I was the only one... Nobody believed me :saddowns: Also I've puked from too much alcohol at least 5 times: over a balcony, in the gutter at my window, in my bed, in my room, on my clothes, ...
I hoped over a little bench thing and fell onto my face....My girlfriend was watching.
Once I was in sixth grade eating a chocolate bar in the hallways when the chocolate bar slipped out of my hands and landed smack on this Irish Boy's backpants when he was about to fart so hard, everybody saw so nobody made fun of him until they realized he pee'd his pants
I farted whilst kissing my gf
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;18949514]I farted whilst kissing my gf[/QUOTE]You should've waved it into her face and ran away. :)
[QUOTE=Saheil;18949636]You should've waved it into her face and ran away. :)[/QUOTE] And you keep asking yourself why you can't get a girlfriend
[QUOTE=Joxalot;18949818]And you keep asking yourself why you can't get a girlfriend[/QUOTE]I don't ask myself that. I know why I can't get a girlfriend. :(
Fun was over at the combo breaker part. Spam everyone before that with funnies, this thread is gold.
Silver, since half of it was before the dumb combo breaker guy
Well, this was back when I was in sixth grade, there was this Irish kid who complained he was constipated all the time, so I slipped Laxatives into his lunch, couple minutes later, he RIPPED ASS, and farted as loud as a drum set. Turns out he shit himself. All the kids laughed at him, and he was all moody. I was just trying to do him a favor. I have never done a nice thing since.
Well, this was back when I was in sixth grade in West Philadelphia. There I was, minding my own business, chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool and shootin some bball outside of school when a couple of guys, who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and I clench my fist and RIPPED ASS so hard, it was about as loud as a drumset, everyone looks at me and starts laughing I turn around and realised I shit my pants. My mom got scared and then I moved to my aunt and uncle's in Bel-Air
Hahahahaha this thread is fucking pure win
Sometimes I fall down
Well, This was back in the sixth grade, I was crawling through the vents looking for some rat poison to spike my principle's food with. I looked down and saw that a Poor Irish Boy need to fart so he clenched his fist and RIPPED ASS so hard that it sounded like a drumset. Everyone looked at him and started laughing when they realized that he shit his pants. I laughed too and everyone stared at me in the vent for a while.
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