• I told my 12-year old friend about Facepunch and 4chan, now my life is ruined forever.
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Awhile ago, my friend (brother's friend) caught me viewing Facepunch while at my house. Of course, being the suspicious person he is, he started asking questions about what it was. So, I told him a little about Facepunch and the Internet, telling him to stay way from 4chan specifically /b/ and I told him it's filled with CP and other disgusting things. I didn't think giving a little warning to him would cause my life to be complete hell. The next week, he signed up for Facepunch. He browsed MOST of the forum and learned about memes. He uses memes everywhere now, in chat, on social networking sites, in [B]real life![/B] I asked him once how many posts he had on Facepunch, he simply replied with; "IT'S OVER 9000!". He uses awesome face as a smiley face in chat, sometimes even the troll face. Often, he complains about people not helping him in threads and he also asks how people use spoiler tags and IMG tags, I myself isn't surprised. If you're wondering what his Facepunch username is, it is: Bobs Your Uncle. He is currently banned from making a dumb thread. He only makes threads to gain funnies and the stories aren't even true. Here are some examples of his threads: [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942548"]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942548[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1006901"]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1006901[/URL] Here are examples of brilliant PMs he has sent me: [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4291590/pms.png[/img] He did once stop posting and decided to give up on Facepunch, but that doesn't mean he'll stop using memes and other annoying internet things. He even talks in l33tsp33k when chatting with me. I don't know what to do anymore. How do I fix this? How do I make this 12-year old troll stop with this insanity? [B]EDIT:[/B] I also told him about the Furry section and he pretty much talks about Furries all the time, he even calls me a furfag. tl;dr: Told a 12-year old about Facepunch and 4chan, he starts using memes all the time. My life fucking ruined.
Why the fuck would you do that?
12-year olds will be 12-year olds. Also he seems to come up with some pretty clever stories for a little shit who overuses memes.
I think his threads are pretty funny.
The sock one was actually decent for a 12 year old.
[QUOTE=G71tc4;25106416]Why the fuck would you do that?[/QUOTE] He wouldn't stop asking.
I did this too. StylisticMax or something, he also wrote his real age...
Average FP user in other words.
And why exactly is your life ruined? Also, he's a pretty good troll.
[QUOTE=ventnor;25106451]And why exactly is your life ruined? Also, he's a pretty good troll.[/QUOTE] He uses memes every time he is talking to me in real life and on the computer.
Aw man I got trolled :psypop:
Why did you unleash this demon upon our sacred land?
[QUOTE=Xylem;25106458]He uses memes every time he is talking to me in real life and on the computer.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/Roflmelon24/indexphp.gif[/IMG] If I can ignore the twilight fans and weaboos then so can you.
He'll probably get permabanned anyway.
I have it pretty bad too, there's a group of kids that recite Youtube poop videos.. Walk up to them, "Hey, hows it goi-" "LUIGI!"
[QUOTE=Xylem;25106458]He uses memes every time he is talking to me in real life and on the computer.[/QUOTE] I don't think that counts as a ruined life.
Tell him about anime.
I forgot to add. I told him about the Furry section and now he talks about Furries too, and calls me a furfag.
[QUOTE=CupUp;25106499]I don't think that counts as a ruined life.[/QUOTE] Well I guess the kids life is ruined. I mean he migh as well be killed now. Too dumb to exist anymore
hahahahha you created the sock on my cock thread thank you [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=259753"]Xylem[/URL]
[QUOTE=Egevened;25106523]hahahahha you created the sock on my cock thread thank you [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=259753"]Xylem[/URL][/QUOTE] What?
He's gonna see this thread, right? :smug:
lol'd at the blinky bill part Are his threads true? Go take screenshots of the threads and send it to his mom/mum.
He's going to read this and knock you out. A 19 YO getting KO'd by a 12 YO. Make a thread about that too please.
[QUOTE=BurningPride;25106547]He's gonna see this thread, right? :smug:[/QUOTE] Yes. I'd say in an hour, that's when he gets unbanned. [editline]10:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mr apple;25106553]lol'd at the blinky bill part Are his threads true? Go take screenshots of the threads and send it to his mom/mum.[/QUOTE] He sees his son as a loving and caring person. She won't believe me.
I had a friend who was on /b/ for a while. The best part is after they're over it you can piss the shit out of them by accusing them of still liking /b/.
So yeah he made that stupid thread, it was kinda obvious he lied about that "Cum on mom" story
Beat him.
That's karma for being a furry. Fuckin' furries.
Oh he was the cum on mother guy awesome.
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