• Crazy Shit That Happened To You At School.
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Have you been to school? I bet you have. If so, you most likely have a crazy story or two. Post them here in this thread. Here's mine: Back in high school, my sophomore I think, I was taking Spanish class. You know how in every school there are those bad kids who act like shit heads all the time? Well imagine if [b]ALL[/b] of them were in one class. Well that was this class. They'd do stupid shit like draw dicks on the chalk board behind the projector screen so when the teacher pulls it up you got a nice big juicy meat stick starring the class down. The most annoying thing they'd do was throw pencils and crap at the blinds. It'd make a really loud noise and scare the hell out of everybody every time. They thought it was the funniest shit they've ever seen, so every class they'd do it. So now one day, in walks this substitute. He's a very slender Asian guy in a suit and tie. He also had a very spiffy watch. He stands behind the big-ass wooden teacher's desk and says in a very thick accent: [i]"Now, I am Japanese, I do not take stuff from any body. I expect you all to behave."[/i] He starts ordering students to get out pencils and clear our desks and then gives us a popquiz. The rowdy band of douchefarts who made mischief were not amused by this. Through out the whole class they were throwing shit all over the place and making weird noises. The substitute was getting obviously pissed at this which added to their shit. One of them got the bright idea to hurl an unopened Gatorade bottle at the window as hard as he fucking could. This guy was like the star of the football team, so he had quite the arm. The thing flew across the room at mach 5 and just went through the window. Outside, the electrolyte filled projectile continued at full speed until it collided with the dirt and made a small crater. The substitute began shaking, he face started turning red. Suddenly, with the force of a thousand samurai, he stands up and flips the huge teachers desk onto it's front, hops over it, sprints at full speed over to the group of fuck-nuts, and starts screaming at them in Japanese. I have never seen somebody this angry before in my life. Holy dragon dicks was this man angry. After a good five or so minutes of his shrieking, mother fucking school security bust in and separates the two. They take them both out of the room. Eventually the substitute returns, calmly sits down, tells us to finish the quiz, and just starts rubbing his face. We never saw that group of kids in the class again.
okay so a few days ago was the seniors' last day, so they decided to stand on the 3rd floor of one of the buildings and pelt everyone below with water balloons, and this sophomore kid got super pissed and took off his shirt and three huge-ass seniors mobbed him and his friend and now the two kids are in the hospital. oh yeah, another thing (but i dunno if it counts cuz it wasn't "in school") but a few streets down from our school in november, this sophomore kid was drunk with his friends and speeding down a street in his parents' car and crashed and killed one of the passengers. i think he's still getting surgeries from it.
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