I'm going to lie to someone telling them I've given someone a blowjob before but I wouldn't know how to describe the taste.
I can't reach mine
Probably tastes somewhat similar to chicken, I'd imagine.
should ask your mother
here's what you do
slowly collect your ball sweat in a jar. do this for a week or two, just enough time to get a nice jar full of it. add a few pubes for flavor, then pickle a sausage in that for 24 hours. freeze it overnight.
then suck someone's dick. that should help.
a clean wang just tastes like skin. sometimes you'll get skin and a little sweat, if you;re unlucky you'll get some dick cheese too but anyone disgusting enough to have tick cheese isn't someone you should be bragging about blowing
piss shit and cum
It's alright.
suck on your arm there you go
It tastes good
Lovely
Break some of your ribs.
[QUOTE=butre;42376704]a clean wang just tastes like skin. sometimes you'll get skin and a little sweat, if you;re unlucky you'll get some dick cheese too but anyone disgusting enough to have tick cheese isn't someone you should be bragging about blowing[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is this "dick cheese" I keep hearing about, and how do I tell if I have it? I feel like some cheese right now and want to make a sandwich with it.
Depends if they're cut or uncut. Cut generally tastes less like anything. Uncut is more likely to taste. If it's clean (just had a shower, haven't pissed) it tastes like nothing/slightly like the soap they use.
There is definitely a clear smell of penis you can get if you haven't had a bath in a while on a hot day and that's basically what it ends up tasting like, to varying degrees.
[editline]lol i am talking about this like im a pro i only suck dicks on weekends tho im not gay or nothin[/editline]
That smell is like 50-60% just urine, which is kinda the taste. Also can I do something creepy and guess that you're probs cut 'cause otherwise you'd be able to figure out what it tastes like.
[QUOTE=lifehole;42376843]What the fuck is this "dick cheese" I keep hearing about, and how do I tell if I have it? I feel like some cheese right now and want to make a sandwich with it.[/QUOTE]
Smegma
"Warm" is an aspect to the dick sucking experience that throws newbies off because they're not used to putting the flesh of others in their mouth.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;42376871]"Warm" is an aspect to the dick sucking experience that throws newbies off because they're not used to putting the flesh of others in their mouth.[/QUOTE]
He said taste, not temperature.
[QUOTE=lifehole;42376843]What the fuck is this "dick cheese" I keep hearing about, and how do I tell if I have it? I feel like some cheese right now and want to make a sandwich with it.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma[/url]
it's supposed to aid in sex but it doesn't actually make a big difference and it's really gross
[QUOTE=Liquid Fire;42376860]Smegma[/QUOTE]
wikipedia'd it
looks positively delicious
Unfortunately I have no foreskin and I wash my dick once-twice daily so that is probably why I've never had it.
[editline]2nd October 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=butre;42376889][url][/url]
it's supposed to aid in sex but it doesn't actually make a big difference and it's really gross[/QUOTE]
yeah
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;42376881]He said taste, not temperature.[/QUOTE]
They're both qualities that, at the time of the dick entering your mouth, you are using your mouth and tongue to detect, right?
[QUOTE=mech126;42376546]I'm going to lie to someone telling them I've given someone a blowjob before but I wouldn't know how to describe the taste.
I can't reach mine[/QUOTE]
Why do you want to tell the truth anyway? Unless they've done it themselves it doesn't matter.
[editline]2nd October 2013[/editline]
It sounds like you just wanna know what it's like. Why not just try it? It isn't going to turn you gay or anything.
[QUOTE=gerbe1;42376935]Why not just try it? It isn't going to turn you gay or anything.[/QUOTE]
Nobody wants me
[QUOTE=mech126;42377046]Nobody wants me[/QUOTE]
craigslist has a "m4m" section
[QUOTE=butre;42377072]craigslist has a "m4m" section[/QUOTE]
I don't want to get murdered
[QUOTE=mech126;42377083]I don't want to get murdered[/QUOTE]
stories like those are pretty rare
[QUOTE=butre;42377101]stories like those are pretty rare[/QUOTE]
I'm ugly
[QUOTE=mech126;42377109]I'm ugly[/QUOTE]
so am I bb meet my tonight at 3 am in the alley off gaymurder street
[QUOTE=mech126;42377109]I'm ugly[/QUOTE]yeah nearly everyone who posts on m4m is
like sucking on a bag of sand...
[QUOTE=latin_geek;42377136]like sucking on a bag of sand...[/QUOTE]
Had he just been at the beach? :v:
Meaty.
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