• Desperado
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warning: [B]this is a fucking cool movie[/B] [img]http://www.mposter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/desperado-2.jpg[/img] Desperado is an 1995 action movie directed by Robert Rodriguez starring Antonio Banderas and a young, ridiculously hot Salma Hayek. It's actually a sequel, but nobody gives a fuck because nobody saw the first film and you don't need to. Think Evil dead 2 to Evil dead one if you can, a sequel that is probably just better treated as the "real" version. Anyway, I'm not one for over the top action movies usually, but this movie just fucking oozes coolness and sexuality. The movie is far from perfect, made on a strict schedule and tight budget and the story/pacing becomes fucked by the last 20 minutes but everything else is fucking great. Here is an example of just how fucking cool this movie is, this is just an opening scene: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvoi814nevU[/media] The story is very basic, Banderas plays a Mariachi (mexican for singer/guitarist etc) who turns into a badass looking for revenge on the people who killed his wife. The action hearkens to the hong kong action greats, but instead of chow yun fat with dual berettas, you have Antonio Banderas and sawn off shotguns. Then you have the sex. This movie oozes it, mostly thanks to it's lead stars. A young Banderas is a sexy motherfucker for sure, but Salma Hayek is so hot it should be illegal and the two have a natural on screen chemistry. Combine that with some smooth tracks from the likes of Tito and Tarantula and you have a recipe to get laid should you have a female friend with you (or dude if you like penis in your bum i guess) Also it has [B]Danny motherfuckin' Trejo[/B] [img]http://content6.flixster.com/photo/11/54/27/11542728_gal.jpg[/img]
Desperado, featuring Machete.
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