[quote]A WOMAN weighing 136kg has pleaded guilty to killing her much smaller boyfriend - by sitting on him.
Police in Cleveland said Mia Landingham and Mikal Middleston-Bey, who have three children together, got into an argument in August.
During the altercation Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey, who weighed 54.4kg.
Landingham was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours community service on Wednesday after pleading guilty to involuntary manslaughter, Fox8 reported.
She was immediately released from jail.
Her attorney told said there was a long history of domestic abuse in the relationship. He asked Judge Carolyn Friedland for leniency and pointed out she has no prior criminal record.[/quote]
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What a crushing story.
Fatass.
I guess she had a huge [I]crush[/I] on him.
Wow, that was really a [b]crushing[/b] defeat!
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Ouch! Killed by a girl.
His manhood got [B]crushed[/B].
This is big news.
I'm not even going to attempt a pun, so, that's ridiculous. Someone needs a gym membership...
[QUOTE=starpluck;19779139]Ouch! Killed by a girl.
His manhood got [B]crushed[/B].[/QUOTE]
All of him got crushed...
That's quite a heavy blow.
He could handle the truth, err... the weight of the truth.
Poor guy got crushed with too much love. :frown:
She fell for him.
Too bad she fell [i]on[/i] him.
[I]Snorlax used Body Slam.
It's super effective![/I]
She probably teabagged him with her belly.
[i]Breaking[/i] news!
:smug:
Wow what a big bitch
I guess he got crushed to death by a woman sitting on him becasue the woman was 21 stone and that is quite overweight. :c00l:
Thats a huge bitch.
Wow that was the most failpuns i've ever seen in one thread on facepunch D:
Oy, he is as heavy as me!
Wait, there was a history of domestic abuse? Like, her abusing him? Or him abusing her?
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Most likely her abusing him, trent_roolz, but the woman should've got more time in jail since it's still a murder.