Put some Hypnotic in her drink and tie her up and place into trunk...
I don't.
Start up a conversation, be funny and make small talk without being too awkward, keep talking for as long as we can (usually to next class), and ask for their number before we split
Actually just did this, got the number of a new girl in my Spanish class.
I wash my hair with Axe shampoo and then they play in my hair like in the add.
Oh wait no, they don't.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;32446671]Get swag get bitches.[/QUOTE]
Or don't become a wigger and actually be successful.
Act like a big asshole to them.
Works every time...
[QUOTE=eninco;32446821]Act like a big asshole to them.
Works every time...[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSa49wCb6TI[/media]
Totally.
It is suitable for work, it is a cartoon. Who takes cartoons seriously these days?
I go out to places and do things and meet people. Not like I'm interested though.
The good old "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" works like a charm.
Piss all over them, mark them as your territory.
Like a girl, hear they like me back, talk to them loads, never go any further, think I've waited too long, do something stupid, they either hate me forever or just find someone else, I'm forever alone, etcetera etcetera.
Yay for thinking about stuff too much and never doing anything about it :v:
I suck at flirting, I have had several people tell me they really used to like me but I never picked up on it. If I want to date a girl I let her know; why they dont do the same I never know.
Making her feel at home by putting her bed in the kitchen
Girls, Ha.
[QUOTE=Mr.face;32449241]Making her feel at home by putting her bed in the kitchen[/QUOTE]
Protip, it usualy works better in the bathroom.
What your gonna want to do is lower there self esteem, so they will be more likely to go out with you. If they ask you how they look, say "You look terrible, like always." When they start to cry, say "Don't cry, you look fat when you cry."
Works every time.
Big black van with free inside
[QUOTE=Karmah;32449373]Big black van with free inside[/QUOTE]
Sweet a big black van with free inside
slap them, bitches love that, and call them bitch.
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While blasting ice cream truck music over my stereo. Get all the girls.
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