Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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From [url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]
It helps if the girl is a friend to reduce on the fuck you replies.
Mine:
Me: Hey
Her: Whats up?
Me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Anytime for you baby :P
Me: lol serously.
Her: I think ***** would flip shit on you
Me: no one has to know :D
Her: wtf
ITT lose friends.
So I'm gonna do this to make a chat log that everyone on this forum will think is fake anyway, and then lose a ton of friends/acquaintances because she will tell everyone that I'm a fucking creep.
ya ok brb
[QUOTE=Trekev;16363155]From [url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]
It helps if the girl is a friend to reduce on the fuck you replies.
Mine:
Me: Hey
Her: Whats up?
Me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Anytime for you baby :P
Me: lol serously.
Her: I think ***** would flip shit on you
Me: no one has to know :D
Her: wtf[/QUOTE]
I thought she was about to give it up for a sec, lol
She knew I was joking :P
Me: Hey I have a proposal
Her: alright
Me: I tap dat ass
Her: Hahahahahaha
haha
haa
Me: :(
(we've been best friends for a while now, she knows I'm joking)
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16363166]ITT lose friends.[/QUOTE]
nobody in the fast threads has friends.
[QUOTE=poryon2;16363499]nobody in the fast threads has friends.[/QUOTE]
Speak for yourself!
And me, I suppose...
[QUOTE=poryon2;16363499]nobody in the fast threads has friends.[/QUOTE]
Shh, they don't know it yet.
Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : Tap what?
Me: That.
Her : Whats that?
Me : Thats that.
That lead nowhere.
GIRL # 2!
Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : Man if u were here now lol
...
DAMN I NEED A RIDE.
[quote=TruePsycho]Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : Man if u were here now lol
...
DAMN I NEED A RIDE.[/quote]
Win
I'm an active member at PBNation :D
Me: Hey
Her: hi sup
Me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: lol u high?
Me: No, it was a joke
[QUOTE=compound791;16364432]Me: Hey
Her: hi sup
Me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: lol u high?
Me: No, it was a joke[/QUOTE]
You should've said yes.
Should've said "no, I'm horny."
[QUOTE=compound791;16364432]Me: Hey
Her: hi sup
Me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: lol u high?
Me: No, it was a joke[/QUOTE]
LOL the girl im texting said same ThING! :lol:
but im milking it for moar
Me: So ive been told by facepunch to ask you if i can have intercourse with you, what do you say?
Her: you?
Me: Uhm, yeah.
Her: lol.
its on facepunch?
Me: Answer the question, lool
Her: Faggot
Me: :'(
Her: im kidding
haha
yes.
Another one:
Me: the internet told me to go off and ask a random girl to have intercourse with me... so, that's you
Her: ahaha umm maybe when were married .
haha .
jk .
Me: :)
Her: haah awww your so cute timothy(:
Me: :))
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;16364660]Me: So ive been told by facepunch to ask you if i can have intercourse with you, what do you say?
Her: you?
Me: Uhm, yeah.
Her: lol.
its on facepunch?
Me: Answer the question, lool
Her: Faggot
Me: :'(
Her: im kidding
haha
yes.
Another one:
Me: the internet told me to go off and ask a random girl to have intercourse with me... so, that's you
Her: ahaha umm maybe when were married .
haha .
jk .
Me: :)
Her: haah awww your so cute timothy(:
Me: :))[/QUOTE]
It's not funny when you tell them off the bat you're not serious. That's like going
"Hey, I'm prank calling you. Is your refrigerator running?"
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;16364708]It's not funny when you tell them off the bat you're not serious. That's like going
"Hey, I'm prank calling you. Is your refrigerator running?"[/QUOTE]
who said i was joking?
:regd09:
[QUOTE=TruePsycho;16363728]Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : Tap what?
Me: That.
Her : Whats that?
Me : Thats that.
That lead nowhere.
[/QUOTE]
I just had the exact same conversation.
Me: Lemme tap that.
Her: Sorry, what?
Me: Lemme hit that!
Her: Hit who? What'd I do? :(
Me: LEMME TAP THAT SHIT.
Her: Why? :3
Me: ....Oh nevermind....
Idiot... :|
hah
Girl 1
me: Hey gurl :)
her: hey bud
me: so have something to propose to ya
her: okay :D
me: me tappin dat ass
her: ...
me: what? its not like your BF needs to know right?
her: shut the fuck up
me: so thats a no?
her: seriously thats dumb you know i love him
me: he can join too
20 minutes later
me: Iv got alcohol
Girl 2
me: Hey keri can i ask you serious qeston?
her: yea sure dude :)
me: when i gonna tap dat ass?
her: are you High?
me: no do i need to be?
her: ummm (lol you can feel the awkwardness)
me: yesssss?
me: Keri this i a life or death emergency!
her: WHY!?
me: cause I need to get laiiiiid
her: umm and why are you asking me?
me: duh cause ur fucking hawt?
her: So?????
me: so i herd you liek mudkips :3
her: WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT POKEMON
then i explained the whole ting and she giggled
Girl 3
Me: hey beautifull
her: hey cutie whats on your mind?
me: actual i have a time on my mind
her: orly? what time is that?
me: what time ill be tapping that ass!
her: .....
her: want to after we get our senior schedules?
me: what?
her: hey your the one that asked
me: umm sure?
her: Ok then, see you at marrow!
^
|
:sax: god gotta love girls with daddy issues
Me: Hey baby girl.
Her: Hi ;).
Me: So, when are you going to let me tap that
Her: What
Me: yo ass
Her: LOL, you're my ex.
Me: So, just some fun.
Her: No bud.
Me: Fag.
Yea, actually true. And it's my EX we're tight. Also. Mygirlfriend gave me a blowjob just 10 minutes ago.
[QUOTE=rofl654;16364735]I just had the exact same conversation.[/QUOTE]
Yea i know it makes everything so difficult.
This is great.
Me: Let me tap that!
Her: ooooooooookkkayyyy. if you want...
[QUOTE=dakota;16364824]Girl 1
Girl 2
me: Hey keri can i ask you serious qeston?
her: yea sure dude :)
me: when i gonna tap dat ass?
her: are you High?
me: no do i need to be?
her: ummm (lol you can feel the awkwardness)
me: yesssss?
me: Keri this i a life or death emergency!
her: WHY!?
me: cause I need to get laiiiiid
her: umm and why are you asking me?
me: duh cause ur fucking hawt?
her: So?????
me: so i herd you liek mudkips :3
her: WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT POKEMON
[/QUOTE]
Oooh she sure knows her Pokemon
lol she knows alot of meme's actually, but had to keep it to just one otherwise shed know something besides my dick was up
When they say tap what say dat ass
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