• Charlie Sheen's SUV Found In Steep Ravine
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[quote] Los Angeles police say an SUV belonging to actor Charlie Sheen has been found crashed in a steep ravine near his Sherman Oaks home. Officer Bruce Borihanh says officers got a 911 report at around 4 a.m. Friday that a car was down a cliff off Mulholland Drive. At about the same time, Sheen called to report that his Mercedes Benz SUV had been stolen. TV reports show the car upside-down about 100 feet down a brush-covered ravine. Borihanh says authorities searched the area on foot and by helicopter but found no one around and no evidence that anybody was in the car when it went over the edge. He says the case is being treated as an auto theft. [/quote] Source: [URL]http://wjz.com/national/charlie.sheen.suv.2.1472553.html[/URL] Couldn't find it on CNN, but found it on the local news' website.
I love 2 and a half men. It teaches me so many true things about women
For a second I thought it was Martin Sheen, in which case I know EXACTLY who the culprit would be. [editline]11:26AM[/editline] Commander Shepard.
Great idea, lets steal his car and drive it off a cliff. It'll be funny.
Things are always going downhill for Charlie Sheen. He's a cool actor, but he can't handle his own life for shit :frown:
He should have sheen it coming. [editline]12:53PM[/editline] What? I'm jusht shpeaking with thish accshent. [img]http://static.open.salon.com/files/sean_connery_older12263537431256416154.jpg[/img] Shuck it.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;20041752]He should have sheen it coming. [/QUOTE] Oh no you didn't !
Snip.
Well that's a bit of a dickish thing to do.
Note for those who didn't read OP, he wasn't in the car and he reported it stolen.
That guy has a way of getting himself into all kinds of shit
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;20041752]He should have sheen it coming. [editline]12:53PM[/editline] What? I'm jusht shpeaking with thish accshent. [IMG]http://static.open.salon.com/files/sean_connery_older12263537431256416154.jpg[/IMG] Shuck it.[/QUOTE] Epic news pun.
I guess you can say his premiums hit rock bottom.
Oh shit I read Charlie Sheen's body found in Steep Ravine :/
they didn't find who did it? what a cliffhanger.
He had a affair.....with Tiger Woods.
[QUOTE=benos;20097075]He had a affair.....with Tiger Woods.[/QUOTE]...but he wasn't in the car. How does that even work? He like, humped the exhaust pipe or something?
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Somehow I smell insurance fraud.
Something tells me Charlie Sheen crashed the car and tried to cover it up by claiming it was stolen
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;20097274]Somehow I smell insurance fraud.[/QUOTE] maybe but he's filthy rich and a co-star on a prime time sitcom as is so that doesn't really make sense
[QUOTE=M_B;20097811]maybe but he's filthy rich and a co-star on a prime time sitcom as is so that doesn't really make sense[/QUOTE] Celebs have done dumber things.
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;20097792]Something tells me Charlie Sheen crashed the car and tried to cover it up by claiming it was stolen[/QUOTE] and then he just hopped on out of an upside down vehicle and climbed 100ft up a steep incline totally unscathed yeah
[QUOTE=M_B;20097819]and then he just hopped on out of an upside down vehicle and climbed 100ft up a steep incline totally unscathed[/QUOTE]He flew away in a blimp
I just read this thread during an ad break of Two and a Half Men. I fucking shit you not.
Two and a Half Men is all right, though usually quite predictable. I'll watch it if nothing else is on. Platoon is a fucking great film, though.
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;20097792]Something tells me Charlie Sheen crashed the car and tried to cover it up by claiming it was stolen[/QUOTE] hey if i had a mercedez suv id want to drive it off a cliff too
[QUOTE=abcpea;20098794]hey if i had a mercedez suv id want to drive it off a cliff too[/QUOTE] Well thats nice to know, but Charlie Sheen never owned a Mercedes SUV. It was one of these that was crashed. [img]http://www.autoalerts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mercedes-benz-s65-amg-w221-s-class.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;20110867]Well thats nice to know, but Charlie Sheen never owned a Mercedes SUV. It was one of these that was crashed. [img]http://www.autoalerts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mercedes-benz-s65-amg-w221-s-class.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I died a little knowing that.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20041447]For a second I thought it was Martin Sheen, in which case I know EXACTLY who the culprit would be. [editline]11:26AM[/editline] Commander Shepard.[/QUOTE] Goddammit I had a mouthful of water when I read this That took some motherfucking incredible self-control
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