• Lab-grown penises ready for testing on men
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[url]http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/lab-grown-penises-ready-testing-men-6099068[/url] [QUOTE]Penises grown in laboratories could soon be ready for human tests after "very encouraging" studies on rabbits. The lab-grown penises take four to six weeks to grow, and are made using a patient's own cells to avoid rejection. Researchers at North Carolina's Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine are currently assessing the engineered penises for safety, function and durability. They hope to get approval for human testing within five years, the Guardian reports. The rabbit studies are a breakthrough for men with congenital abnormalities or traumatic injuries, as a penis reconstruction currently uses forearm or thigh flesh. "The rabbit studies were very encouraging but to get approval for humans we need all the safety and quality assurance data, we need to show that the materials aren't toxic, and we have to spell out the manufacturing process, step by step," said professor Anthony Atala, who oversaw the institute's successful engineering of penises for rabbits in 2008. The work is funded by the US Armed Forces Institute of Regenerative Medicine, which hopes to use the technology to help injured soldiers, the Guardian reports.[/QUOTE]
Winning Title
[QUOTE=Megadave;46177542]Winning Title[/QUOTE] I thought so too.
could also mean a lot for transgender men and penis replacements :O
Telling someone to eat a bag of dicks suddenly became a lot more affordable
[QUOTE=Judas;46177560]could also mean a lot for transgender men and penis replacements :O[/QUOTE] And women who want to know how it feels to have a dong.
and yet no photos of these dongers how can i raise it if i have yet to feast my eyes upon these dongers?
Can we attach penises to peoples foreheads as a joke?
[QUOTE=Judas;46177560]could also mean a lot for transgender men and penis replacements :O[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Because the method uses a patient's own penis-specific cells, the technology will not be suitable for female-to-male sex reassignment surgery.[/QUOTE] Though yes, technically speaking even though it's not how it's supposed to be used, you could get an "upgrade" if all this turns out to be cricket.
Clearly they've copied my ideas
[QUOTE=jonu67;46177583]Though yes, technically speaking even though it's not how it's supposed to be used, you could get an "upgrade" if all this turns out to be cricket.[/QUOTE] but couldn't they transfer the cells from a donated penis
Garry, please add this to Rust so that the player can have a bigger penis.
[QUOTE=Judas;46177606]but couldn't they transfer the cells from a donated penis[/QUOTE] Perhaps, though I'm not sure if there might be complications, this is all new after all.
Going get a bigger dick brb.
cue clips from South Park where the rat with Mr. Garrison's penis growing on it escapes
Now people can really become edward penis-hands!
Can't wait for rich people to buy top dollar for huge cocks that they'll never use.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;46177636]cue clips from South Park where the rat with Mr. Garrison's penis growing on it escapes[/QUOTE] Well you mentioned it but nobody's posted it yet (can't believe it, that's literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the title) [url]http://southpark.cc.com/clips/165711/my-penis-looks-great[/url]
[QUOTE=Judas;46177606]but couldn't they transfer the cells from a donated penis[/QUOTE] I don't know about you but I sure as hell am not donating my penis.
[QUOTE=duckmaster;46177727]I don't know about you but I sure as hell am not donating my penis.[/QUOTE] but like transgender women getting bottom surgery could donate parts of theirs
Can I make a spare? Or, like, add another one?
Someone tell John Wayne Bobbitt [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTDqv0L4NqA#t=29[/media] skip to 30s
[quote]The lab-grown penises take four to six weeks to grow, and are made using a patient's own cells to avoid [B]rejection[/B].[/quote] Even my own penis doesn't want me!
[QUOTE=lintz;46177580]and yet no photos of these dongers how can i raise it if i have yet to feast my eyes upon these dongers?[/QUOTE] They're probably translucent lumps of skin jelly without blood flow.
[QUOTE]The lab-grown penises take four to six weeks to grow[/QUOTE] That's one serious case of ED
Grow me a thick, ten incher and graft it on me already! Can I get a second set of balls, too?
Couldn't a female-to-male use their fathers penis cells? Since they would have similar make up?
[QUOTE=john_pelphre;46177924]Couldn't a female-to-male use their fathers penis cells? Since they would have similar make up?[/QUOTE] Probably not. Having a relatives cells doesn't necessarily mean they have the exact same cells. The body is very stubborn like that. That, and it would be fuckin wierd having your dick be 'donated' by your dad.
dear scientists, please put weiners on my elbows love, ng
Finally i can make spines from dongs and become the mighty, Dongasauras rex
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