RevolveClothing releases revolutionary new trackpant
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[url]ttp://www.revolveclothing.com/DisplayProduct.jsp?product=MJOL-MP6&c=Athletic&s=Season&d=Mens+Trends[/url]
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If you're the kind of guy that looks like he would step into a sweater upside down in a stoned stupor and discover that it fits well, sort of like the model above, then how about a Mjolk? For $120 (!) you can strut around town in what is most assuredly the world's most haute couture pair of trackpants. But forget that, that's not what sells this thing. This thing really emphasizes your crotch, to the point where people will compulsively stare at it when you go outside. Naturally this is because your crotch is worth staring at and for no other reason whatsoever.
You may need to relearn how to walk while in these pants.
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ENHANCE
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What the fuck? Who would wear this?
hahaha, oh wow
Both the shirt and pants look retarded.
Portaloo?
I hate people that dress like that (aside from the trousers, I mean the whole of his look pisses me off. The trousers are just the icing on the cake)
Looks like his legs are tied in one of those psycho restraints.
It looks like a drunk guy who woke up with no clothes, had to make do with what was nearby, and put on a woman's shirt and a sweatshirt on his legs.
What the fuck
I sense this will be a fad of the "scene/emo/goth/punk" types
I hope that guy got paid damn well for doing what he did. Only a total moron or a /b/tard would wear that for free.
Next thing you know, we'll have shirts with three armholes.
Well fine, four if you count the top.
Oh holy jesus :v:[QUOTE=mbutler2;18157513]I sense this will be a fad of the "scene/emo/goth/punk" types[/QUOTE]
I see it as more for gangster types. They already have the crotch that low anyway.
So I'm eating. I'm about to take a bite, then the image loads. I just stare for the next minute. Then slowly take a bite.
It's ridiculous how some people will pay so much for this, just because it has some person's name on it/was made by some person
How about clothes that look good? Feel good?
Fashion makes me facepalm.
I would fucking LOVE it if this became a fad
Sooo...is this what the whole trend of wearing your pants too low has led to?
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;18158072]Sooo...is this what the whole trend of wearing your pants too low has led to?[/QUOTE]
No, this is what being insanely cool has led to
How are you supposed to run in those...or just move in general.
[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;18158128]How are you supposed to run in those...or just move in general.[/QUOTE]
You don't, you stand like the guy in the picture and everybody comes to YOU
If you wear extremely long shirts and have to tuck them in those might come in handy. Then someone can douse you in gas, light you up, and have a neat human-crotch-torch to boot.
So if you're running a marathon you can avoid this calamity:
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:smug: you guys just don't know real fashion when you see it
I want to wear one to Walmart and then look for myself on the People of Walmart blog.
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All they have to do now is add two humongous buttons to it
[QUOTE=DementNeo;18157425]I hate people that dress like that[/QUOTE]
People dress like that?
i would like girls to stare at my crotch
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All they have to do now is add two humongous buttons to it[/QUOTE]
I fucking lol'd
Anybody else burst out laughing?
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;18159632]Anybody else burst out laughing?[/QUOTE]
The whole thread, man. The whole thread.
You guys have it all wrong, these clothes are totally normal. The model just happens to have elephantiasis of the testicles.
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