[quote]According a police report, on June 15, Tobergta "stepped out of his back door, naked, and was having sexual relations with a rubber pool float."
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In 2011, Tobergta was accused of having sex with a neighbor's pool float. In 2002, a woman told police he did the same thing with an inflatable pumpkin in her yard.[/quote]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/cI03A9L.jpg[/img]
[URL]http://www.wlwt.com/news/local-news/butler-county/butler-co-man-accused-of-having-sex-with-pool-float-again/-/13601510/20918482/-/ymaafw/-/index.html#ixzz2YkJhrP3t[/URL]
I guess this is a fetish.
[img]http://blogs.995themountain.com/files/2010/06/mission_pool_float1.jpg[/img]
Who wouldn't at least attempt to hit that?
That fucking inflatable monkey was giving him the business he just needed to get his rocks off this is bullshit.
Not everybody has a nice male/female/person of varying gender available to satisfy every whim! This is clearly discrimination against single people.
[QUOTE=scout1;41409501]Not everybody has a nice male/female/person of varying gender available to satisfy every whim! This is clearly discrimination against single people.[/QUOTE]
Some people would prefer an anime [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakimakura"]dakimakura[/URL], tho, hmm?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Check your privilege guys
I guess his neighbours and family must feel really let down.
His ego must be feeling pretty deflated.
[QUOTE=HyperTails;41410689]His ego must be feeling pretty deflated.[/QUOTE]
With this economy, he probably couldn't hold a job or girlfriend. It's hard to stay afloat these days..
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;41409554]Some people would prefer an anime [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakimakura"]dakimakura[/URL], tho, hmm?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?[/QUOTE]
If you're making fun of my waifu, you've got another thing coming, punk.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;41409554]Some people would prefer an anime [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakimakura"]dakimakura[/URL], tho, hmm?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?[/QUOTE]
a dakimakura is just a pillow cover
[QUOTE]he did the same thing with an inflatable pumpkin in her yard.
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Well he clearly has issues...
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41415252]Well he clearly has issues...[/QUOTE]
You mean you don't want to stick your dick in this?
[img]http://www.dfparty.co.uk/product_images/HW46.jpg[/img]
Weirdo.
Why not just buy one of those inflatable sheep and be happy with yourself.
or a blowup doll
[editline]11th July 2013[/editline]
lol
My city is so fucked up sometimes......
[QUOTE=plappy03;41416143]My city is so fucked up sometimes......[/QUOTE]
You own a city?
[QUOTE=All0utWar;41416163]You own a city?[/QUOTE]
If he pays taxes he does.
[QUOTE=scout1;41409501]Not everybody has a nice male/female/person of varying gender available to satisfy every whim! This is clearly discrimination against single people.[/QUOTE]
Are you serious? Are you saying you wouldn't punch this lad's brain out if he fucked your pumpkin?
[QUOTE=Silent-Bob;41410729]With this economy, he probably couldn't hold a job or girlfriend. It's hard to stay afloat these days..[/QUOTE]
Personally I blame inflation.
[QUOTE=plappy03;41416143]My city is so fucked up sometimes......[/QUOTE]
With all of the floods we just had, he must have been having a field day collecting all of the neighbors inflatables that were floating downstream.
What an airhead.
Goddamn it, can't us Cincinnatians be associated with anything cool?
We always get the sex offenders, violent murderers, suggestive-sounding activities and foods (Aka going out for some 3-ways and then a few games of cornhole).
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