Wife mistakes burglar for hubby, tries to have sex
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A Chinese woman got the surprise of her life when she discovered the man she tried to make love to was an intruder and not her husband.
The woman, Qiu, told police she was sleeping in her Changsha home in the Hunan province last week when she heard someone enter her bedroom, China Daily reports. Believing the burglar to be her husband, Qiu threw herself on the man to make love to him
The intruder pushed her down on the bed and started to oblige when she realized the man’s hair was much longer than her husband’s. Switching on the lights, she saw the stranger and started to scream.
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...and started to scream, "me so horny, love me long time!"
Maybe he was a sex burglar :smug:
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Broke my automerge
He wanted jewelry. Instead he got pussy.
haha great!
She was probably fugly
And the burglar was probably lonely
[QUOTE=Identity;19863979]He wanted jewelry. Instead he got pussy.[/QUOTE]
Oh, a [B]Cat Burglar[/B]?
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[QUOTE=radioactive;19864041]Oh, a [B]Cat Burglar[/B]?[/QUOTE]
Yes, it's such a play on words.
LOL what a redneck..
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;19864073]LOL what a redneck..[/QUOTE]
We [b]really[/b] should keep people like this from posting.
[QUOTE=radioactive;19864041]Oh, a [B]Cat Burglar[/B]?[/QUOTE]
:downsrim:
So first a guy thought his wife was a burglar, and now a woman thought a burglar was her husband?
Leave the jewels, steal the wife
she knew
Seems the thief was robbed of a golden opportunity.
Now there's a weird situation, is it rape if she agrees to sex but doesn't know who the guy is?
Looks like that burglar got more than he [i]came[/i] for.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;19864073]LOL what a redneck..[/QUOTE]
ya fuk those texans lol!!
wait..
Gives breaking and [b]entering[/b] a whole new meaning.
did he prefer the count's wife over his preciously guarded collection of coins and money
hubby weighing whether to save family jewels: (scream) mahjong, wife.... mahjong, wife... (scream) mahjong, wife ... maaahjoooong ... damnit
I want to break into her home
*Insert a "They all look the same." joke here.*
Asian girls turn me off.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;19863959]n1 burg(er)lar lmao!1
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:psyduck:
It's like they're in your head...
[quote]was at a neighbor’s house playing Mahjong[/quote]
Hahahahahaha
See? They do all look similar. :downs:
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