• The Morning Blotter: Naked Chicks and Scooters
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[quote]Seattle police were called to a Capitol Hill apartment building earlier this week after a man came home to find a threesome screwing in his carport. A police report says the man came home to his apartment building on 11th and Denny around 7:15pm, when he saw two half-naked women and a half-naked man in the carport next to his apartment. The half-naked man was having sex with one of the women, while the other female was "naked and messing with the victim's scooter." The victim confronted the three half-naked suspects, and the woman who was mid-coitus got angry, ripped down a cigarette ashtray attached to the apartment building, and threw it at the victim, striking him in the shoulder. The woman then told the victim she was going to have her cousin shoot him. The report doesn't clearly indicate where the woman's cousin was during the altercation. But let your imagination run wild. The half-naked woman on the scooter apologized to the victim for the other woman's actions—the report indicates the two women are sisters—and all three suspects left after getting dressed. Police weren't able to find the suspects.[/quote] [url]http://www.seattlecrime.com/2010/12/31/the-morning-blotter-naked-chicks-and-scooters[/url]
Talk about getting caught with your pants down. Who the fuck has sex in a carport anyway?
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[quote]Seattle police were called to a Capitol Hill apartment building earlier this week after [b]a man came home to find a threesome screwing in his carport.[/b] A police report says the man came home to his apartment building on 11th and Denny around 7:15pm, when he saw two half-naked women and a half-naked man in the carport next to his apartment. The half-naked man was having sex with one of the women, while the other female was "naked and messing with the victim's scooter." The victim confronted the three half-naked suspects, and the woman who was mid-coitus got angry, ripped down a cigarette ashtray attached to the apartment building, and threw it at the victim, striking him in the shoulder. The woman then told the victim she was going to have her cousin shoot him. The report doesn't clearly indicate where the woman's cousin was during the altercation. But let your imagination run wild. The half-naked woman on the scooter apologized to the victim for the other woman's actions—the report indicates the two women are sisters—and all three suspects left after getting dressed. Police weren't able to find the suspects.[/quote] :wtc:
It's like real-life porn, why is he a victim???????
[QUOTE=Chrille;27151909]It's like real-life porn, why is he a victim???????[/QUOTE]"The victim confronted the three half-naked suspects, and the woman who was mid-coitus got angry, ripped down a cigarette ashtray attached to the apartment building, and threw it at the victim, striking him in the shoulder. The woman then told the victim she was going to have her cousin shoot him." Reading is a useful skill, as is being patient enough to read the entire article, which isn't very large at all.
That sounds like a bad porn set-up for some reason.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;27151954]"The victim confronted the three half-naked suspects, and the woman who was mid-coitus got angry, ripped down a cigarette ashtray attached to the apartment building, and threw it at the victim, striking him in the shoulder. The woman then told the victim she was going to have her cousin shoot him." Reading is a useful skill, as is being patient enough to read the entire article, which isn't very large at all.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.contentandmotion.co.uk/wp-content/upload//2010/01/Picture-7.png[/img]
So let me get this right: They are having sex on his property, then one of the women gets mad for interrupting them and throws an ashtray at them. Now how exactly does this make sense?
[QUOTE=Shustriy;27152358]So let me get this right: They are having sex on his property, then one of the women gets mad for interrupting them and throws an ashtray at them. Now how exactly does this make sense?[/QUOTE] Never do anything that has a remote chance of annoying a woman during sex.
Should've joined them.
[QUOTE=Chrille;27152009][img_thumb]http://www.contentandmotion.co.uk/wp-content/upload//2010/01/Picture-7.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]I apologise for not being able to read your mind, sarcasm does not travel well in the Internet.
It was an apartment building, so it was probably not his own carport.
The chicks were sisters. :quagmire:
So what are hillbillies doing in Seattle?
[QUOTE=jiggu;27154061]It was an apartment building, so it was probably not his own carport.[/QUOTE] They were on/messing with the victims scooter.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgreV2;27155363]So what are hillbillies doing in Seattle?[/QUOTE] Apparently fucking in people's carports.
I bet the cousin was the dude.
Why the fuck did she throw something at the owner of the house, she would of known. Guess she likes foreplay.
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