• My brother and sister think they're so crafty
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Yet what they don't know is that their elder brother is not only a massive dick, but a fucking Private Investigator in disguise. So this all started at around 9:24 PM when my brother (13) got a phone call from my sister (14) from her friend's Adorne's house which is a street behind us. Immediately I saw this as suspicious. He told my dad he was going to pick her up I suppose, but I didn't really hear what he was saying since I was in the kitchen. He leaves and comes back with her at around 9:40-something. Now before I get any further I'm going to inform all of you awesome dudes that the town I'm in has a curfew for people under 18. This curfew is 10:00pm. That's cutting it pretty close, don't you think? Alright, so they get settled and tell my dad good night etc, etc, etc. I already know what's going on in their dense little heads. They're either.. A) Sneaking somebody over or, B) Sneaking out. I initially think that option A is their objective as they've done it more frequently than B, and yes, they are complete delinquents. So I keep a vigilant ear open from my room which is directly across from my sister's on the second floor. I hear her going up and down the stairs a few times. Bathroom, getting a night-time snack, something or the other. I didn't care. I was still keeping an ear out. So around 10:32 PM I go downstairs to unleash a mighty torrent of piss that even Thor would've been proud of. I notice something odd. My brother's bedroom door is firmly shut. This never happens. See he's a complete dickless shit that's afraid of his own room and if he isn't sleeping on the living room sofa he sleeps with his door open. So I go back up to my not-so-secret lair to find out what's going on. Wait, hold on Facepunch, something is awry. Very, very, awry. My sister's door is also firmly shut. If you hadn't guessed already you've figured out that she's also is a dickless shit (actually, I hope she's dickless at least, or I have another brother) and sleeps with her door open. Right away my senses start to tingle and I go right to her door. I open it and am greeted with a bed with a sheet covering something that looks unnatural. Yes dear Facepunch, she did it, the oldest trick in the book. A pillow under the sheets, OH MY GOD WHO'D A THUNK IT? So I go into my brother's room and guess what I find? A unlocked window. So what do I do? I lock it. Oh tee-hee now they can't get back in, but that's not the start of it. I waited, oh yes I did, I waited until they tried to creep back in through the window. That time finally came at around 11:56 PM which is exactly an hour before I'm typing this. So what do they try to do? They open the mail slot on the front door and try to alert my other brother (11) who fell asleep in our rocking chair to open the door. Oh-ho-ho not so fast you little fucks. I grab the phone and go downstairs and they're surprised. So I tell them through the ail slot that I'm going to call 911 and tell them I have two suspicious people outside. They think I'm bluffing. So I dial it and my sister says let me see while laughing. I hold it up to the mail slot. It says Dialing 911. They freak the hell out and still don't think I'm going to call. So right when it gets there I hit End and walk away while going "911?". They still don't think I was calling them, until I started saying our address. So they fucking book it to god knows where. So while I'm laughing my dick off my dad wakes up. Now he knows they're gone and he's PISSED. I'm still laughing. So now about literally an hour later they finally come back. Dad greets them at the door and is pissed. They try to do their bullshitting etc, etc. They try the basic delinquent excuses. then they tell my dad I called the cops on them and I started to fucking lol. Needless to say they're in shit. It'll blow over anyway because my parents can't punish worth shit, but damn I got a laugh out of the whole thing. Rate me boxes because I'm awesome.
Krazy Quilt is an amazing show, if that's what you're saying. Ok now after properly reading the OP, nice job.
Nice
Holy shit awesome.
Your town has a curfew?
Why are you a dick to your siblings? And lol curfew at 10pm like any cop is actually going to enforce that
I can't tell if you're a jerk or just plain awesome I'm leaning towards the latter.
You're a prick. Sneaking out is awesome. My county has a curfew but it's 11 on weekdays and 12 on weekends. If the police find you, they just yell at you to go home.
so what you're saying is that they went out and you stayed in and pretended to call the cops on them. nice dude. great life you have
fucking lol at 10pm curfew
They deserved it. The question everyone here is asking is... Where did they go and what did they do there?
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;18379367]Yet what they don't know is that their elder brother is not only a massive dick, but a fucking Private Investigator in disguise. So this all started at around 9:24 PM when my brother (13) got a phone call from my sister (14) from her friend's Adorne's house which is a street behind us. Immediately I saw this as suspicious. He told my dad he was going to pick her up I suppose, but I didn't really hear what he was saying since I was in the kitchen. He leaves and comes back with her at around 9:40-something. Now before I get any further I'm going to inform all of you awesome dudes that the town I'm in has a curfew for people under 18. This curfew is 10:00pm. That's cutting it pretty close, don't you think? Alright, so they get settled and tell my dad good night etc, etc, etc. I already know what's going on in their dense little heads. They're either.. A) Sneaking somebody over or, B) Sneaking out. I initially think that option A is their objective as they've done it more frequently than B, and yes, they are complete delinquents. So I keep a vigilant ear open from my room which is directly across from my sister's on the second floor. I hear her going up and down the stairs a few times. Bathroom, getting a night-time snack, something or the other. I didn't care. I was still keeping an ear out. So around 10:32 PM I go downstairs to unleash a mighty torrent of piss that even Thor would've been proud of. I notice something odd. My brother's bedroom door is firmly shut. This never happens. See he's a complete dickless shit that's afraid of his own room and if he isn't sleeping on the living room sofa he sleeps with his door open. So I go back up to my not-so-secret lair to find out what's going on. Wait, hold on Facepunch, something is awry. Very, very, awry. My sister's door is also firmly shut. If you hadn't guessed already you've figured out that she's also is a dickless shit (actually, I hope she's dickless at least, or I have another brother) and sleeps with her door open. Right away my senses start to tingle and I go right to her door. I open it and am greeted with a bed with a sheet covering something that looks unnatural. Yes dear Facepunch, she did it, the oldest trick in the book. A pillow under the sheets, OH MY GOD WHO'D A THUNK IT? So I go into my brother's room and guess what I find? A unlocked window. So what do I do? I lock it. Oh tee-hee now they can't get back in, but that's not the start of it. I waited, oh yes I did, I waited until they tried to creep back in through the window. That time finally came at around 11:56 PM which is exactly an hour before I'm typing this. So what do they try to do? They open the mail slot on the front door and try to alert my other brother (11) who fell asleep in our rocking chair to open the door. Oh-ho-ho not so fast you little fucks. I grab the phone and go downstairs and they're surprised. So I tell them through the ail slot that I'm going to call 911 and tell them I have two suspicious people outside. They think I'm bluffing. So I dial it and my sister says let me see while laughing. I hold it up to the mail slot. It says Dialing 911. They freak the hell out and still don't think I'm going to call. So right when it gets there I hit End and walk away while going "911?". They still don't think I was calling them, until I started saying our address. So they fucking book it to god knows where. So while I'm laughing my dick off my dad wakes up. Now he knows they're gone and he's PISSED. I'm still laughing. So now about literally an hour later they finally come back. Dad greets them at the door and is pissed. They try to do their bullshitting etc, etc. They try the basic delinquent excuses. then they tell my dad I called the cops on them and I started to fucking lol. Needless to say they're in shit. It'll blow over anyway because my parents can't punish worth shit, but damn I got a laugh out of the whole thing. Rate me boxes because I'm awesome.[/QUOTE] 1. you have a 10PM curfew? SUCK DIIICK i don't :D 2. if you'd done that to me i would have decapitated you through the mail slot. [i hate it when someone younger than me thinks it's "funny" to pull shit on me] But nethertheless, you are a brave motherfucker.
[QUOTE=Aman V;18379427]Why you a dick to your siblings? And lol curfew at 10pm like any cop is actually going to enforce that[/QUOTE] In bored suburb towns? You'd be fucking surprised what they enforce. Suburb cops are the worst. City cops have shit to -do-, and have the whole public eye on them. Probably the most honorable cops, or the dirtiest. It's usually either or. Country cops know everyone, everyone's good friends, they're as a part of the community as the roads they patrol. Friendly, sweetheart cops. Suburb cops dick around. Nothing ever happens, but there's enough people so that no one knows them. They'll siren through lights, assert their authority over people (I swear, they've ALL got shaved heads, aviators and mustaches, you know the type.) Send people to jail for really tiny crap, only because they're -capable- of doing it. I hate suburb cops. I'm kind of on the fence here though. That was funny as hell, and a very big brother thing to do. You should always fuck with your siblings (I never had any :( ). They shouldn't be out that late when they're fucking teeny-boppers. However, was it really worth it? Don't you think you could have stopped at the window? Maybe punched their hand as it came through the slot? And then stopped there? But it was funny. I don't know. It all cancels out. My verdict is: 'You are a person'
This was a terrible mistake on your part. I'd get ready for some exacting revenge.
[QUOTE=AY LEE;18379437]You're a prick. Sneaking out is awesome.[/QUOTE] So is crushing your siblings.
Not so sneaky sis.
Nothin wrong with sneakin out and breakin sum stuff. yous a goody two shoes mang, daddy's lil boy always
[QUOTE=Lolerskins;18379468]1. you have a 10PM curfew? SUCK DIIICK i don't :D 2. if you'd done that to me i would have decapitated you through the mail slot. [i hate it when someone younger than me thinks it's "funny" to pull shit on me] But nethertheless, you are a brave motherfucker.[/QUOTE] You obviously didn't read the part where he says he's their older brother. I therefor rate you "bad reading".
OP thinks he's so crafty
[QUOTE=Subhazardman;18379471]In bored suburb towns? You'd be fucking surprised what they enforce. Suburb cops are the worst. City cops have shit to -do-, and have the whole public eye on them. Probably the most honorable cops, or the dirtiest. It's usually either or. Country cops know everyone, everyone's good friends, they're as a part of the community as the roads they patrol. Friendly, sweetheart cops. Suburb cops dick around. Nothing ever happens, but there's enough people so that no one knows them. They'll siren through lights, assert their authority over people (I swear, they've ALL got shaved heads, aviators and mustaches, you know the type.) Send people to jail for really tiny crap, only because they're -capable- of doing it. I hate suburb cops.[/QUOTE] ur under arrest for tryin to assassinate the CEO of facepunchstudios
Just cause you have a shit social life and are a gigantic faggot doesn't mean you need to take it out on siblings.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18379480]So is crushing your siblings.[/QUOTE] I have only-child syndrome.
[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;18379507]Just cause you have a shit social life and are a gigantic faggot doesn't mean you need to take it out on siblins.[/QUOTE] I would have done the same. Nothings wrong with a good laugh.
Good job OP. You're mature beyond your years.
[QUOTE=AY LEE;18379515]I have only-child syndrome.[/QUOTE] omg me tooooo Must have something to do with the big avatars
[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;18379507]Just cause you have a shit social life and are a gigantic faggot doesn't mean you need to take it out on siblings.[/QUOTE] ahahhaah this made me actually laugh out loud
[QUOTE=SantanaDVX;18379526]Good job OP. You're mature beyond your years.[/QUOTE] We all would have done the same.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;18379518]I would have done the same. Nothings wrong with a good laugh.[/QUOTE] Yeah I guess, if you're a lonely loser with insane amounts of time on his hand a cheap laugh at the expense of a siblings youthful fun is right.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;18379518]I would have done the same. Nothings wrong with a good laugh.[/QUOTE] you are in the same situation as OP
You seem to have a large family. 4 children, one father, and I'm assuming a mother. That's 6 people, at least. That's a large family.
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