• Stupid Fla. redneck doesn't take down Christmas lights - home gets burglarized
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A Florida homeowner told police a set of Christmas lights may have made it easier for a burglar to rob his Indian River County home last week. The burglar apparently entered the home through an unlocked window that was slightly open for an extension cord which was providing power for a set of Christmas lights outside. [url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/21/christmas-lights-cited-as-reason-home-was-burlarized/[/url] Bawhahahahaha. I don't know why I found that funny.
How does this label him as a stupid redneck?
Well done for labelling. TBH if i had alot of lights up i'd be too lazy to take em down aswell.
Yeah goddamn stupid rednecks and their christmas lights.
What kind of fucking redneck asshole has christmas lights? He should be jailed and the burglar rewarded!
OP is a dumbass.
I actually live in Florida and I can tell you right now, there are just about no rednecks around the part that I live in. Just cause it's the south doesn't mean we're rednecks, dumbass.
Florida is filled with old people not rednecks. Get your generalizations right.
This just in: Someone who still has their Christmas lights up is a redneck.
[QUOTE=Nori;19766752]I actually live in Florida and I can tell you right now, there are just about no rednecks around the part that I live in. Just cause it's the south doesn't mean we're rednecks, dumbass.[/QUOTE] This. Majority of Florida (ie major cities and costal areas) is not full of rednecks. There are trailer parks here and there, but there's only certain areas that have full blown red pick-up driving, yellow teeth missing, oil covered overalls/wifebeater wearing rednecks.
My grandmother (RIP) used to say that people should leave their Christmas lights up all winter to brighten up the bleak winter landscapes Bear in mind I'm Canadian so there's a lot of snow - I can't imagine the landscape is terribly bleak or desolate in Florida.
[QUOTE=KaIibos;19767621]My grandmother (RIP) used to say that people should leave their Christmas lights up all winter to brighten up the bleak winter landscapes Bear in mind I'm Canadian so there's a lot of snow - I can't imagine the landscape is terribly bleak or desolate in Florida.[/QUOTE] There is no landscape where I'm at. Florida, where I live, is all houses and buildings. It's so flat that you can't really see anything, no real decent scenery at all. It was upsetting when I thought New Mexico was beautiful just because I could see scenery.
[QUOTE=Nori;19766752]I actually live in Florida and I can tell you right now, there are just about no rednecks around the part that I live in. Just cause it's the south doesn't mean we're rednecks, dumbass.[/QUOTE] This is the truth.
Don't they have external power outlets on houses now?
A lot of houses don't because they were built back in the mid-1900s.
My house was built in like 2000-2001. Southeast FL. Depends where you live there's a lot of new construction still going on around here.
I wonder what its like to get "burlarized".
[QUOTE=CharadesV2;19763428]How does this label him as a stupid redneck?[/QUOTE] Because if you live in the south you know that Rednecks are notorious for leaving their Christmas lights up for ages. My neighbors just recently took down their 2005 Xmas Christmas lights. And the kicker is that they didn't even do it themselves, they hired workers to come do it for them; the whole 8 strands of lights.
Fuck, I still have a few lights left on my porch, guess that dun makes me a redneck, h'yuck.
[QUOTE=Nori;19768549]A lot of houses don't because they were built back in the mid-1900s.[/QUOTE] I have external power outlets and my house was build in the 50's.
My neighbor put up Christmas lights AFTER Christmas.
[QUOTE=Nori;19766752]I actually live in Florida and I can tell you right now, there are just about no rednecks around the part that I live in. Just cause it's the south doesn't mean we're rednecks, dumbass.[/QUOTE] I've been to Florida and yes you are
[QUOTE=TH89;19770339]I've been to Florida and yes you are[/QUOTE] Thats mostly Northern Florida, Southern Florida is all Jews and Haitians.
[QUOTE=TH89;19770339]I've been to Florida and yes you are[/QUOTE] Most Floridians are not rednecks. It depends where you live, but I'd say most of the rednecks are in the panhandle.
[QUOTE=JDK721;19771762]Most Floridians are not rednecks. It depends where you live, but I'd say most of the rednecks are in the panhandle.[/QUOTE] I've been to Orlando and Pensacola. Pensacola was a lot worse, but Orlando has more than its share of orange, wifebeater-wearing, sweaty creepers.
[QUOTE=TH89;19772000]I've been to Orlando and Pensacola. Pensacola was a lot worse, but Orlando has more than its share of orange, wifebeater-wearing, sweaty creepers.[/QUOTE] Yeah citys like Bithlo and Christmas are some examples in Orlando.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19770449]Thats mostly Northern Florida, Southern Florida is all Jews and Haitians.[/QUOTE] You forgot the Cubans. No but seriously South FL is a clusterfuck of different ethnicities. IT'S THE AMERICAN MELTING POT! [img]http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/920/920688/school-house-rock-special-30th-anniversary-edition-20081016005707335-000.jpg[/img]
i took mine all down the weekend after Christmas without any help this doesn't really surprise me though, i could find a buttload of houses in missouri that still have their lights up. p.s way more rednecks in missouri then flordia, if any.
hogstr, ever heard of greek orthodox?
I want to send to OP to live with a family in Alabama or Georgia for a while...
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