I may have been against the use of the word "Stalker" when referring to someone trying to go out of their way to be nice to someone, but my step dad is now officially a stalker.
You may remember him from [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=763346]Here[/url], where i just complain about how annoying he is, and that he has a slight drinking problem, but this shit has gone way too fucking far.
It has come out recently that my step dad is an alcoholic. Big fucking surprise, right? well he is also untrusting of my mom and has (for the past 2 years) done the following:
1. Hired 2 private investigators to follow her around and make sure she isn't cheating on him
2. Place gps trackers in her car to know where she is at all time
3. Put a voice recorder in her purse
4. Put a webcam in their room
5. Put keyloggers on her computer
All because he thinks she's cheating on him. He constantly insists that she take a lie detector test to prove that she isn't cheating, and the fact that she refuses means (to him) that she IS cheating on him
This fucking prick has the nerve to insult my mother and call her cheating with no evidence at all and live in the same fucking house as me?
How do I know that there aren't any webcams in my room? any keyloggers on my computer? any sound recorders on my personal belongings?
after all this, my mom must be desperate or something because she won't divorce this asshole.
I hope he dies in a fucking fire
Beat his ass, tear his nuts off, feed them to a hungry Dog.
Also, have you tried talking to your Mom about it and how it feels to be around him?
Uhh shouldn't she tell someone? You know like the authority.
I'm very surprised that your mum puts up with all that crap.
If he is an alcoholic that constantly thinks your mother is cheating that seems to just scream "this may end in domestic abuse" to me. :ohdear:
Tell someone.
[QUOTE=PoloXGS;15790531]Here's what you do. You [i]counter[/i] him. At what first seems to be an arduous task, all I require is for you to do these things, and it will all become very clear.
[b]First:[/b] Get a job and start saving up money. If you cannot get a job [i]busk[/i].
[b]Secondly:[/b] With the money you have now accumulated, store it away for the time being, it will all become clear.
[b]Thirdly:[/b] Work out times at which your step-dad leaves the house, and tap his mac and record the frequency it resonates at.
[b]Fourthly:[/b] Once you have collected all the data, order a speaker system much more powerful than his own (auditorium speakers should do) but make sure they drop it off somewhere else where you can go collect it, while your step-dad is out of the house.
[b]Fifthly: [/b]Set it all up in your room without him noticing, again manipulating time at which he has left the house.
[b]Sixthly:[/b] Now, once it is all set up, that's the hard part out of the way. Remember when you recorded the rate at which his mac resonated? Create a sound file of that on your pc, and set it to loop. Don't play it yet.
[b]Seventhly:[/b] Now put on something really bassy, such as pendulum. Don't play it yet.
[b]Eighthly:[/b] Wait for him to come back, turn on his mac and make sure he starts playing some bassy tunes.
It begins...
When he turns all of his stuff on and starts annoying the fuck out of you, all you have to do, is put your speakers on full blast. Synchronise those two sound files and then hit play.
[b]The following will happen:[/b] Your step dad will be sitting downstairs on his mac while you play those two sound files, at first to him it will seem like thunder, maybe even an earthquake. The resonated sound from the mac should play so loudly it causes his Mac to vibrate at such a rate that it [b]explodes.[/b] Glass will fly all over the room at this point, inevitably your step-dad is a terminator so this will not stop him, it will only anger him. He will dodge the pieces of glass and proceed to gain access to your room. I recommend you block up your door with one of the speakers. As he climbs the stairs, the music will playing, hopefully so loud that it causes the stairs your terminator step dad is walking on to shatter. He will fall through, but will attempt to recover using jetboots, this is where you have the upper hand because he can only fly upwards. Jump out of your window with a speaker in hand and point it upwards to your skyrocketing terminator step dad. The sound waves should push him off course sending him crashing into the sea in a big ball of flames.
You'll mount your horse, and don your hat as you ride off into the sun.
Your legend will live on.[/QUOTE]
Bam
[QUOTE=evilweazel;21317430]Beat his ass, tear his nuts off, feed them to a hungry Dog.
Also, have you tried talking to your Mom about it and how it feels to be around him?[/QUOTE]
Yea, at first she wanted a divorce from him but she decided not to and that she should go to couples therapy.
What a dumbass
Report it to the police instead of bitching to facepunch, we can't help. Only spectate.
Your stepdad sounds like a paranoid jew, to make sure that holocaust v2 is not coming.
[QUOTE=The golden;21317499]You should take this to the police, not a web forum full of teens.[/QUOTE]
Not yet
[QUOTE=The golden;21317499]You should take this to the police, not a web forum full of teens.[/QUOTE]
I'm apart of the gestapo, does that count as police?
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21317417]I may have been against the use of the word "Stalker" when referring to someone trying to go out of their way to be nice to someone, but my step dad is now officially a stalker.
You may remember him from [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=763346"]Here[/URL], where i just complain about how annoying he is, and that he has a slight drinking problem, but this shit has gone way too fucking far.
It has come out recently that my step dad is an alcoholic. Big fucking surprise, right? well he is also untrusting of my mom and has (for the past 2 years) done the following:
1. Hired 2 private investigators to follow her around and make sure she isn't cheating on him
2. Place gps trackers in her car to know where she is at all time
3. Put a voice recorder in her purse
4. Put a webcam in their room
5. Put keyloggers on her computer
All because he thinks she's cheating on him. He constantly insists that she take a lie detector test to prove that she isn't cheating, and the fact that she refuses means (to him) that she IS cheating on him
This fucking prick has the nerve to insult my mother and call her cheating with no evidence at all and live in the same fucking house as me?
How do I know that there aren't any webcams in my room? any keyloggers on my computer? any sound recorders on my personal belongings?
after all this, my mom must be desperate or something because she won't divorce this asshole.
I hope he dies in a fucking fire[/QUOTE]
You're step dad is probably cheating on your mum and that is why he's so paranoid about her cheating on im. And I know how you feel, my mum was married to an alcoholic loser too and he'd always play mind games with her.
Just when he's being a dick to you be one back, that's what I use to do and he'd leave me alone or he'd shut up. Like this one time he was having a go at my mum for smoking and he said this "you should stop smoking, it's going to give you cancer and kill you" so I said to him "don't be a fucking hypocrite. You smoke drugs and cigarettes and you drink too much" after when I said that he stormed off outside into his workshop.
So yeah you should stick up for your mum and tell him to stop being a loser.
[QUOTE=keatinator;21317565]You're step dad is probably cheating on your mum and that is why he's so paranoid about her cheating on im. And I know how you feel, my mum was married to an alcoholic loser too and he'd always play mind games with her.
Just when he's being a dick to you be one back, that's what I use to do and he'd leave me alone or he'd shut up. Like this one time he was having a go at my mum for smoking and he said this "you should stop smoking, it's going to give you cancer and kill you" so I said to him "don't be a fucking hypocrite. You smoke drugs and cigarettes and you drink too much" after when I said that he stormed off outside into his workshop.
So yeah you should stick up for your mum and tell him to stop being a loser.[/QUOTE]
Your dad sounds like a internet toughguy in real life.
Well, damn, just to be sure, don't fap in your room. He could also be a pedo for all you know.
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Also, try setting off an EMP bomb in his room.
[QUOTE=Nazi666;21317651]Your dad sounds like a internet toughguy in real life.[/QUOTE]
He isn't my dad. And he's no tough guy he just acts like it. But if you met him while he was drunk you'd think "omg what a loser" because he acted like an idiot.
[QUOTE=Ivebo;21317467]Bam[/QUOTE]
Holy Shitfuck.
I may have been against the use of the word "assclown" when referring to someone trying to go out of their way to be nice to someone, but my step son is now officially a stalker.
He has a slight vidya game problem, but this shit has gone way too fucking far.
It has come out recently that my step son is a layabout jobless asshole. Big fucking surprise, right? well he is also untrusting of me and has (for the past 2 years) done the following:
1. Made 2 mean-spirited threads about me
2. Removed the gps trackers in my wife's car so that I know she's okay
3. Removed the voice recorder I put in her purse
4. Removed the webcam I put in me and my wife's bedroom so that I can see what we look like when we make love
5. and has been a general pain in my ass
All because he thinks I think she's cheating on me.
This fucking prick has the nerve to insult me and call me a stalker with no evidence at all and live in the same fucking house as me? Fuck that. I'll listen to him bitch once he gets a job and makes his own fucking sandwiches.
after all this, my wife must be desperate or something because she won't disown this asshole.
I hope he dies in a fucking fire.
Distrust shows that he's insecure and obviously hiding something.
It's the "I'M DOING IT SO NATURALLY THEY ARE TOO" mentality.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21318247]I may have been against the use of the word "assclown" when referring to someone trying to go out of their way to be nice to someone, but my step son is now officially a stalker.
He has a slight vidya game problem, but this shit has gone way too fucking far.
It has come out recently that my step son is a layabout jobless asshole. Big fucking surprise, right? well he is also untrusting of me and has (for the past 2 years) done the following:
1. Made 2 mean-spirited threads about me
2. Removed the gps trackers in my wife's car so that I know she's okay
3. Removed the voice recorder I put in her purse
4. Removed the webcam I put in me and my wife's bedroom so that I can see what we look like when we make love
5. and has been a general pain in my ass
All because he thinks I think she's cheating on me.
This fucking prick has the nerve to insult me and call me a stalker with no evidence at all and live in the same fucking house as me? Fuck that. I'll listen to him bitch once he gets a job and makes his own fucking sandwiches.
after all this, my wife must be desperate or something because she won't disown this asshole.
I hope he dies in a fucking fire.[/QUOTE]
Because making a reversal joke never gets old. Right? Right...?
A webcam eh? Care to send us that feed?
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21318404]Because making a reversal joke never gets old. Right? Right...?[/QUOTE]
I lol'd hard.
He did it goddamn hilarious.
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21318404]Because making a reversal joke never gets old. Right? Right...?[/QUOTE]
So? It was funny, and just because it gets "old" doesn't mean it can't be funny
She should cheat on him.
Maybe your mom [I]is[/I] cheating on him.
[quote=shoupie;21318247]
3.[b]removed the voice recorder i put in her purse[/b]
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explain yourself
My step dad's pretty alright, he goes to church and puts up with my mom being a bitch, i've caught him looking at porn way too many times though, kinda creepy, but atleast it's women.
Well, he's an alcoholic, what did you expect?
I agree. Go get help.
Why is your mother still with him? This insecure fuck is stepping all over her and her rights and she should drop him fast.
Set up to sabotage all of his shit. Make a copy of his car key. Tell him not to fuck with your mum. When he doesn't sabotage one thing. Make it look like it could have happened naturally. Remove the main fuse in his car. Maybe even do the same to one of his headlights. Unhook his car radio. Disconnect the starter. Disconnect his computer's connection to the internet. Disaible the antivirus and put a virus on the computer. Do shit that he can't pin on you. If done right, it will make him look paranoid. Perhaps spying on him is in order. A lot of the time, the people that are most concerned about their spouses cheating are those who do it themselves.
Edit: also I forgot to say, make the sabotage more frequent as time goes by.
Your stepdad is extremely paranoid.
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