• ITT: We are all HEV Suits
    38 replies, posted
Eh, why not. EMERGENCY! USER DEATH IMMINENT. MORPHINE ADMINISTERED.
WELCOME TO THE HEV MARK 4, HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT SUIT *plays epic music because you're walking around the office *
HOT FEMALE APPROACHING. DO NOT START A CONVERSATION ABOUT SOUTH PARK. ****INITIATING CONVERSATION 1067. TOPIC: SOUTH PARK. TARGET: UNKNOWN FEMALE #975**** ____ Fucking shit fuck.
FRACTURE DE-TECTED. WHY DID YOU THINK JUMPING FROM UP THERE WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? /caps
RADIATION LEVELS....DETECTED. BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A HELMET NOW? HEV suits sounds like a dick now...
[B]Warning zombies detected hit that shit with a crowbar[/B]
BREEN DETECTED. AUTOMATIC DEFENSE SYSTEMS ENGAGED. CROWBAR...READY How useful...
Dammit get me off this hairy guy :(
Maximum strength. [sp]Cloak engaged.[/sp]
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/03e073b6032381a4df5ca778f194bf44.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://gyazo.com/4a6d2d865d8d4cfbda8bc7150fa3d4ad.png[/IMG] This discussion next to the Obama speech is a messs woops, wrong thread.
HEAD DECAPITATED. SHUTDOWN ACTIVIATING IN 3...2...1 (shuts down)
[quote=deathmog;24504517][IMG]http://gyazo.com/03e073b6032381a4df5ca778f194bf44.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://gyazo.com/4a6d2d865d8d4cfbda8bc7150fa3d4ad.png[/IMG] this discussion next to the obama speech is a mess.[/quote]MISPOST....DETECTED. AUTOMATIC SNIP SYSTEMS...ENGAGED /c
How do I take a shit in this?
*Jumps fifty feet*.... wwwwwweeeeEEEEEEEE-*splat* *BOOP-BOOP-BOOP* *MINOR FRACTURE DETECTED* *MORPHINE ADMINISTERED*
I personally find it makes the Half-Life series hilarious to pretend that Gordon is the one making all the suit noises.
WARNING! NUEROTOXIN DETECTED! USER DEATH IMMINENT! ADMINISTERING ANTIDOTE. "boop" MAXIMUM ARMOR.
POST ADMINISTERED AUTOMATIC PAGE REFRESH ENGAGED REPLY DETECTED WITTY RETORTS LOW USER DEATH IMINENT [sp]/caps[/sp]
Ding!
[highlight]warning shit thread detected administering ban[/highlight] [editline]08:36PM[/editline] how the fuck do you guys type in all caps the script keeps getting me
Warning! User death iminent!
YOU JUST BROKE YOUR LEG, DUMBASS. WHY DO l ALWAYS HAVE TO FIX YOUR DUMB MISTAKES FOR YOU? GO GET ME A NEW BATTERY YOU WHORE.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;24504304]Maximum strength. [sp]Cloak engaged.[/sp][/QUOTE] dammit salty peanut, you took my joke ='(
[QUOTE=fstab;24504977][highlight]warning shit thread detected administering ban[/highlight] [editline]08:36PM[/editline] how the fuck do you guys type in all caps the script keeps getting me[/QUOTE] WE TYPE lN BlLLY MAYS MODE. TO START BILLY MAYS MODE, CONVERT ALL OR ONE CAPITAL I TO A LOWER CASE l. USER IS SUGGESTED TO ATTEMPT THIS NOW.
Minor Lacerations detected.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24504556]HEAD DECAPITATED. SHUTDOWN ACTIVIATING IN 3...2...1 (shuts down)[/QUOTE] BOBBY HILL DETECTED, ACTVIATING IN 3..2..1.. Damn it bobby!
I'm suprised I can even move in this thing.
*Techno* What that shit has to come from somewhere
Morphine administered. Morphine administered. Morphine administered. Morphine administered.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;24506232]*Techno* What that shit has to come from somewhere[/QUOTE]MP3 PLAYER....STARTED. SEARCHING FOR RIGHT MUSIC FOR...OFFICE WALKING. TECHNO, SELECTED. Or MP3 PLAYER....STARTED. SEARCHING FOR RIGHT MUSIC FOR JUMPING ON FLOATING ROCKS ON AN ALIEN PLANET.......BADASS MUSIC, SELECTED.
NUERO. TOXIN. DETECTED. ADMINISTERING. ANTIDOTE. The HEV suit is actually connected to a transdimensional hospital that has antidotes for every poison in ever universe.
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