Man asked politely to stop jerkin it for all to see; burns apartment down in revenge
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[quote]A Tampa man was told by the managers of the apartment complex he lived in to please stop masturbating in front of his windows for all to see.
So he set his apartment on fire, damaging the complex and leaving four other residents homeless.
It's not clear if the man set the fire because he was embarrassed about being called out for diddling himself in front of his fellow residents or if this was his way of stopping it altogether.
The man, Kenneth Haskins, 58, admitted to police to having started the fire on Sunday evening at the Mar Plaza Apartments at 4817 E Temple Heights Road. He told them he felt he had been treated unjustly by the management.
According to the Tampa Bay Times, Haskins has an extensive criminal history. He also has a disfigured face from having shot himself with a shotgun some years back. Haskins had lived in the complex for more than a decade.
Tampa Fire Rescue officials arrived at the complex around 10 p.m. and found smoke billowing from the second-floor unit. The complex was evacuated, and no injuries were reported. It took about 20 minutes to put the blaze out, but plenty of fire and smoke damage had already been done.
According to fire officials, the fire was set in the bedroom and the kitchen inside Haskins' unit using flammable liquids spread around deliberately.
Mar Plaza, which houses low-income seniors and disabled people, has about 80 units.
Police say Haskins set the fire to get back at Mar Plaza management after they told him to stop masturbating in front of his open apartment windows and front door, according to police.
He was arrested Monday on a first-degree arson charge and held in the Orient Road Jail without bail.
As for those left displaced by the fire, the American Red Cross is helping them find temporary housing.[/quote]
[url]http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2014/02/florida_man_told_to_stop_mastu.php[/url]
This is worse than the humans rights abuse of the north koreans not being allowed to get ski-lifts. definitely a dark time in our civilization
a mans gotta do what he's gotta do
[quote]He also has a disfigured face from having [b]shot himself[/b] with a shotgun some years back[/quote]
How.
Also
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZepj6u5Dtc[/media]
[QUOTE=J!NX;43983348]a mans gotta do what he's gotta do[/QUOTE]
and in this case a mans gotta jerk what a mans gotta jerk; flames included
This is the guy who shot himself in the face? As you might expect, he doesn't look great. :v:
This WOULD happen in Florida
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;43983304]He also has a disfigured face from having shot himself[/QUOTE]
Upon complaining to his medical professional that he suffers from sexual frustration, and given the advice to "just blow your load". Huge misunderstanding. Poor guy <3
A get the feeling this guy is a bit unstable.
[QUOTE=Stren;43983789]A get the feeling this guy is a bit unstable.[/QUOTE]
Really. What on Earth could possibly give you that idea?
Really though, maybe people should stop watching him committing acts of self abuse through his windows?
[QUOTE=bravehat;43983833]Really though, maybe people should stop watching him committing acts of self abuse through his windows?[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing after they received a certain amount of complaints the manager decided they had to say something to him about it; sounds pretty fair.
Maybe he had an apartment in the front of the complex and he liked to 'brain' people with his balls wearing a captain underpants outfit? We may never know.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43983817]Really. What on Earth could possibly give you that idea?[/QUOTE]
Just a hunch.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;43983679]This is the guy who shot himself in the face? As you might expect, he doesn't look great. :v:[/QUOTE]
Found his mugshot
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vrWLVSI1Jtw/Ta90Bq6UaJI/AAAAAAAAWeA/engKOhJn7WI/s1600/mouthlessdude2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Gustafa;43984082]Found his mugshot
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vrWLVSI1Jtw/Ta90Bq6UaJI/AAAAAAAAWeA/engKOhJn7WI/s1600/mouthlessdude2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
close
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Wow, no wonder the use of shotguns was frowned upon in the World War 1
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;43984132]close
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these are the kinda cases where plastic surgery really should be applied
[QUOTE=Gustafa;43984082]Found his mugshot
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vrWLVSI1Jtw/Ta90Bq6UaJI/AAAAAAAAWeA/engKOhJn7WI/s1600/mouthlessdude2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
His "sword" is a tool of justice.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;43984132]close
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Bethesda modeling at its best?
Yeah that sounds like inner tampa.
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;43989857]Yeah that sounds like inner tampa.[/QUOTE]
There's something in the State's water, man. I keep saying.
I bet the witness statements were a bit confusing to the police
"The skin was wrinkly and almost pulled back from the front of the head."
"Are we talking about the penis or his face?"
kind of sounds like this guy should be in a mental institution?
[QUOTE=Gustafa;43984082]Found his mugshot
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vrWLVSI1Jtw/Ta90Bq6UaJI/AAAAAAAAWeA/engKOhJn7WI/s1600/mouthlessdude2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Wow that's jaw dropping
He must love the oblongs
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Instantly made me think of this;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbaf1YXeHQ4[/media]
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