Here's a little treasure that some of you might not know about.
It's basically a website where people post drunk texts they got/sent the night before.
[quote=TFLN][B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-604.html"](604): [/URL][/B]
[URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-14764.html"]She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.[/URL]
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[quote=TFLN][B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-519.html"](519): [/URL][/B]
[URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-6899.html"]and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"[/URL]
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[quote=TFLN][B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-617.html"](617):[/URL][/B]
[B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-5512.html"]i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.[/URL][/B]
[B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-508.html"](508): [/URL][/B]
[URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-5512.html"]i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.[/URL]
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[quote=TFLN][B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-3318.html"](717):[/URL][/B]
[B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-3318.html"]hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands[/URL][/B]
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[quote=TFLN][B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-508.html"](508): [/URL][/B]
[URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-4156.html"]awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?[/URL]
[B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-508.html"](1-508): [/URL][/B]
[URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-4156.html"]you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.[/URL]
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Enjoy.
[url]http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/[/url]
This is the funniest thing since FML. At least [B]before[/B] FML was just "i forgot to wear perfume and i think my bf liked it fml".
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(919):
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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[quote](315):
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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(240):
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?[/quote]
MIDGET SEx
mydrunktexts.com ripoff
Old news. First place I heard this from was Facepunch too.
Is there a site for drunken ramblings? cause Imma need it in a few hours.
I think most of these are bullshit, people trying to be funny
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;24876462]I think most of these are bullshit, people trying to be funny[/QUOTE]
You really underestimate the hilarity of drunken texts don't you?
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;24876228]mydrunktexts.com ripoff[/QUOTE]
Was actually launched before tln or mdt.
[QUOTE](757):
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."[/QUOTE]
Gold!
[img]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/989/1264234429057.png[/img]
[QUOTE][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-503.html"](503): [/URL] [URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-20633.html"]The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"[/URL]
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I see no problems with this.
[QUOTE][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-605.html"](605): [/URL]
[URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-20626.html"]there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.[/URL][/QUOTE]
:wtc:
[quote](407):
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.[/quote]
[editline]11:07pm[/editline]
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If i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
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Keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
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i remember getting a text from a douche
[QUOTE](505):
Your a fucking asshole... Douchebagggg[/QUOTE]
It's the
[IMG]http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/toon20021224/pic1.jpg[/IMG]
circle of life :colbert:
Epic.
[quote](519):
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"[/quote]
What was the story behind this again? I know it was a meme at some point.
[quote][b](508)
i would really appreciate it if you stopped cock blocking me[/b][/QUOTE]
[img]http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg[/img]
(314):
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
(815):
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
[QUOTE][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-401.html"](401): [/URL] [URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-20647.html"]Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.[/URL]
[/QUOTE]Gahahaha.
[QUOTE](913): [URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-20612.html"]You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy[/URL][/QUOTE]
This stuff is comedy gold.
Better than FML and MLIA IMO.
My friends always post these on their facebook.
[quote](609):
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609):
and?
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RIP clitoris
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:ohdear:
[QUOTE](206):All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE](913): high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE](218):
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
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Both?
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(513):
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
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how could i say no?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Soldier32;24884363]My friends always post these on their facebook.[/QUOTE]
One of the many reasons I will never go on that site again.
[QUOTE](541):
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward[/QUOTE]
While hilarious, I can guarantee 80% of these aren't true "texts from last night" if you know what I mean.
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