• Waiting for the last goddamn person to wake up
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You know who I'm talking about. Every Christmas morning you wake up at 5:34AM, run down and turn on the Christmas tree, and anxiously await for everyone to wake up. But for some reason, that morning is when everybody (who usually wakes up right at 5AM) decides to sleep in through the whole fucking morning. First comes your dad. He gives you a nod as we walks by and stares blankly at the tree, and sits down with you. Then about 15 minutes later your mom wakes up, and she's in her annual Christmas gigantic-bitch mood. Screaming at you, telling you it's too early in the morning, saying to wait for everyone to get up or "I'M NOT READY YET I'M GOING TO GET MY COFEE". But, at least everyone is up... oh wait. Your fucking sister. That bitch. She's still sleeping, and mom tells you just to "let her sleep." You bug your mom and ask if you could wake up your sister, but instead your mom goes "I'll try and wake her up". [i]Lies.[/i] That is a big fat Christmas lie. Your mom isn't going to wake up your sister. You're going to sit there staring at a big Christmas tree with presents waiting to be opened, but you can't open them - your fucking sister is still sleeping. 9:00AM rolls around. Your eyes are burning, and you've already watched A Christmas Story five times, and yet you watch the continuous rerun of it on TBS. You get desperate. It's hell. You start "walking past" your sister's room, making as much noise as possible. Eventually though, there's some movement. The last person is finally waking up. They lazily walk down to the Christmas tree, [b]with no Christmas spirit.[/b] At this point, your parents have gone off. You find them and tell them to go to the tree, but they don't believe the last person is awake. You finally convince them, and it's time to open presents.
I'm european, I get my presents 15 hours before you guys (including timezones), late night on the 24th. :colbert:
I get my presents on the evening of the 24th
I'm usually that person but nobody waits on anyone here
wtf OP, are you like 9?
[QUOTE=Tools;19196163]I'm european, I get my presents 15 hours before you guys (including timezones), late night on the 24th. :colbert:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=madjawa;19196175]I get my presents on the evening of the 24th[/QUOTE] Okay, why should we care
[QUOTE=Marcolade;19196189]Okay, why should we care[/QUOTE] Same reason as we should care about you guys having to wait early in the morning. There is no reason, so why bother posting and questioning why you should care.
Today, I was the last person awake.
[QUOTE=nylock10;19196154]Every Christmas morning you wake up at 5:34AM, run down and turn on the Christmas tree, and anxiously await for everyone to wake up.[/QUOTE] No I don't
not everyone is an eager little kid like you OP The presents ain't gonna go anywhere
Christmas never dies if you don't have to buy the presents! :D
hey OP, santa claus isnt real
I like being the last person to wake, because you get to hop right up into presents. Unfortunately today though, I was the first.
[QUOTE=Darkar;19196242]hey OP, santa claus isnt real[/QUOTE] That joke isn't any funnier than my terrible thread.
[QUOTE=Tools;19196211]Same reason as we should care about you guys having to wait early in the morning. There is no reason, so why bother posting and questioning why you should care.[/QUOTE] tl;dr
Why would you wake up at 5AM? Just sleep in and wake you wake up you're guaranteed to have everyone up. Anyway, luckily my family opens up presents on the 24th. Too bad when you reach a certain age, your parents don't get you much.
Or maybe you cold just not wake up that early?
You still have Christmas spirit? Lucky you.
[QUOTE=nylock10;19196257]That joke isn't any funnier than my terrible thread.[/QUOTE] i was actually expecting you d be shocked
haha op is a dumb kid
When I was younger and I still got presents rather than money I got up at 3 in the morning and opened them, but it wasn't as fun because I had to do it quietly and couldn't rip them with all my might!
When I was 8 I remember being like :siren: [b] GODDAMN HURRY UP EVERYBODY! [/b]:siren: but now I'm like "Eh, I'll sleep for a few more hours"
[QUOTE=nylock10;19196257]That joke isn't any funnier than my terrible thread.[/QUOTE] huh [editline]12:17PM[/editline] oh god he thinks we're fucking with him he still believes olol
See, I have to wait for my sister to DRIVE HERE, because she doesnt live with us. She's taking forever.
Fuck you brother I need my sleep!
The christmas spirit died for me when I found out Santa wasn't real.
I'm the "Bitch sister" in this situation. Though I'm not a girl. My sister woke me up this morning and screamed at me that I should be awake, so I hit her with my pillow and rolled over.
Thank you Scandinavian Traditions, letting us open the presents during Donald Duck!
[QUOTE=nylock10;19196154]You know who I'm talking about. Every Christmas morning you wake up at 5:34AM, run down and turn on the Christmas tree, and anxiously await for everyone to wake up. But for some reason, that morning is when everybody (who usually wakes up right at 5AM) decides to sleep in through the whole fucking morning. [/QUOTE] Just open your shit at midnight. You're not 6 anymore.
[QUOTE=nubscaper;19196468]I'm the "Bitch sister" in this situation. Though I'm not a girl. My sister woke me up this morning and screamed at me that I should be awake, so I hit her with my pillow and rolled over.[/QUOTE] Sure you are not a girl suuuuuure
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