Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood
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No, this is not a spam thread. The title of this thread is also that of an amazing book i want to present here today. The book is written in all caps to highlight the important and true parts which are basically everything written in the book. That is why i'm gonna switch on my cruise control now as well, as this post is made up out of 100% truth.
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"BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES AND ALSO ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!" IS A BOOK WRITTEN AND SELF-PUBLISHED BY ELYIZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON. I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LOT MORE TO SAY ABOUT IT SINCE ONE OF THE POSITIVE POINTS OF THIS BOOK IS THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO READ IT TO UNDERSTAND THE MAIN ARGUMENT. THE REVIEWS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES:
[quote=G.Foster]WHENEVER I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IN THE PAST, A LITTLE LIGHT WOULD COME ON. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT LIGHT WAS JESUS TRYING TO GET AT MY BRAIN. BUT ONCE I LET HIM IN AND BURNED ALL MY BOOKS AND CONDOMS, I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY CHRISTIAN WAY TO WRITE IS IN ALL CAPS. OTHERWISE THE HOLY SPIRIT WON'T GET ACROSS TO ANYBODY!
THIS IS A FANTASTIC BOOK BUT MY BOOKSHELF IS A BIT SPARSE AS AFTER READING IT I BURNED ALL MY OTHER BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLES AS THEY WERE WRITTEN PARTIALLY IN LOWERCASE LETTERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE DEVIL'S RUNES. CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ALLCAPS BIBLE?[/quote]
[QUOTE=Jenny]I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS ALL-CAPS TREASURE... AND JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS! MRS. STRONG-ANDERSON CHALLENGES OUR MINDS AND OUR SENSES WITH HER DARING USE OF ALL CAPS AND HER UNCONVENTIONAL USE OF PUNCTUATION: > AND GRAMMAR. NOT TO MENTION, SHE WAS EVEN THOUGHTFUL ENOUGH TO ENSURE THAT HER MESSAGE REACHED OUR MINDS BY SHOUTING IT TO US... SOMETHING LIKE THIS! CLEARLY, THIS IS A WOMAN WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE AND ONLY SHE HAS THE ELOQUENCE AND PULCHRITUDE (AS EVIDENCED BY THE UNASSUMING SEX APPEAL JUST OOZING FROM THE BOOK'S COVER) TO CONVEY IT PROPERLY. A MERE $135 IS A PALTRY SUM FOR THE WELL THOUGHT-OUT WISDOM YOU WILL OBTAIN. WE SHOULD NOT TAKE THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY OF ABSORBING SOME OF HER DIVINE WISDOM FOR GRANTED. ALL HAIL EVANGELIST ELIYZABETH![/QUOTE]
SOME TEXT PASSAGES FOR THE LAZY
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BUY NOW FOR ONLY $135!
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Discuss.
Ordered a boxful.
135$ for all caps?
I could just prt screen 4chan for the same result.
It had better come with a gold necklace,a guide to doing our hair to look like your from the 70s,and a pinkie ring.
She can't even spell her name properly...
WOW!!!!! ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS BOOK BETTER IS EXCLAMATION POINTS AFTER EVERY SENTENCE!!!!! I AM GOING TO BUY 500 COPIES OF THIS BOOK RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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That is the least attractive book in existence, both in appearance and price.
Amazing deal!
Ah, religion.
A+++ BOOK WOULD READ AGAIN
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I wonder if capitalizing only what you're supposed to capitalize would make the book less pricey cause of you know, ink.
I lol'd. What a stupid book.
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What.
I seriously worry about what is going through these peoples' heads. I'm a Christian and this just screams stupid to even me.
This book makes me [img_thumb]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/potsm_master/blaaaaaaaaaaaalg3.gif[/img_thumb]
Title made me think this was a ban me thread. :v:
Also, what the fuck?
And this book is over 600 pages...
:wtc:
Oh man. The full impact of the horror that is this book is not realized until you look at the table of contents in the amazon preview. I would hate to be her editor.
i will now step out of my emoticon driven stupor to say that this lady better be an IRL troll
:sigh: It's not the same... I MISS YOU BILLY!
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Hey, I support Religion and such, and I'm Christian. I keep it to myself though. However, books like this annoy me, especially when the entire description is typed in big bold caps.
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OK. I just saw the price tag and assosciated description. Now, instead of wanting her to keep to herself about her opinion on birth control. For $135 I get to hear how much she cares about birth control and all of the associated problems with it.
If it wasn't so expensive and poorly written (read the Table of Contents on Amazon, it's gibberish), I wouldn't mind. She should stop writing books. Also, her book cover is messed up and her name goes off the side.
When does live began??
When is 8 not enough??**Abortion clinics vs. birth control houses??**Can we compare wombs?>>too many excuses??not enough children??. .. .. .. .. .. . .. ..
Be back in a bit guys, I'm going to go read my copy of Mein Kampf and eat a gaggle of baby ducklings.
Why are all the books in the 'Customers also bought...' bit about relieving constipation?
Meet Gene Ray's ex-wife.
"20 used & new from $73.65" You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Why would amazon even stock this?
CHAPTER 8: WHEN DOES LIFE BEGAN
no fucking joke. look at the table of contents
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[QUOTE=theenemy;19378788]Why are all the books in the 'Customers also bought...' bit about relieving constipation?[/QUOTE]
'Cause this is the kind of book you wipe your ass with :smug:
WHEN DOES LIFE BEGAN <> HOW IS BABBY FORMED
Strangely similar.
[QUOTE=Xyrofen;19377842]And this book is over 600 pages...[/QUOTE]
But only 500 words.
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What's with the random characters all over the place anyway?
Also
BECAUASE WE ARE >BORN BOTH OF MAN AND WOMAN!!!!11
[QUOTE=theenemy;19378788]Why are all the books in the 'Customers also bought...' bit about relieving constipation?[/QUOTE]
l LIKE TO YELL WHEN I HAVE A CONSTIPATION
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